You go to the living room

>you go to the living room
>you feel the need to play your piano
>see dis
wat do

get on my knees and worship that cock

Tap that shit

Sit on her dick while I proceed to play the piano

run away i fear ghosts

drink as much cum as i can, then puke it up and use it as lube to jerk off into my own mouth

How the hell did a piano appeared in my living room?

Also, escuse me miss, but that's not how you're supposed to put bra or panties. I know it's recent for you, but you could have checked before.

Play her clarinet instead, I know both.

Run away and call the police

>miss

You'd never know. Maybe it's a real girl that put a plastic penis.
A trap for trap chaser.
A trap trap.

strangle him and play piano in peace.

ma fakin sides

think to myself "that wishing well really works! next i will wish for an unlimited amount of cash..."

kek'd

...

I don't piano

Her skin flute?

>walk back to bedroom
>get handcuffs from nightstand
>beat down and cuff intruder
>call cops and wait
>trap gets arrested for B&E, trespassing, and indecent exposure made worse by the fact my kids are home too
>trap has to register as sex offender
>today was a good day

I'd play her piano if you know what I mean

>traps gets arrested for trespassing
>not transpassing

Whip my dick out and challenge the trap to a bout of chopsticks with cocks.

>walk back to bedroom
>get handcuffs from bedside table
>get the intruder to cuff me with bum sticking up
>trap fucks me
>let trap Fuck the kids
FIFY

turn 2 pi radians and walk away

And what if it's a trap that hide his dick under a plastic dick so you think it's a trap trap?
A trap for trap trap chaser. A trap trap trap.

Make new piano keys with her teeth after the HRT makes 'em all fall out

this really happened to me.

Crap. You got trapped. A lot. At the same time.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Play the organ

fucking dumbass 360 degrees lol

Who is this

>turn 360 and walk a few paces before memes
>tell xgirlfriend she whores with all the wrong guys and she should be giving me her boipussy

Wonder how the hell he is back from the dead.

Beware, bait bait ahead

Tell them to get the fuck out of my house or I'm beating their ass up.

Kek

>tell him to leave
>if he refuses kick him out with force
>incite a dog on him
>let the fucker run all the way out of my property and proceed to a 7 kilometers tour barefoot, naked and it this fucking disgusting rainy weather over here
>also sun is setting, so he will be walking good 4 kilometers in total darkenss, because I live on the edge of the world.
>crack a beer, watch a movie, go to sleep

>what a good evening

Wonder
>"how did they get a piano into my apartment... I live on the third floor.."

Why oh why was that cock wasted on a fucking wannabe bitch , fuck you god you cock sucker.

I see what you did there..