Favorite quotes?

Favorite quotes?

Hurr durr, I'm a huge faggot.

-OP

"I am a faggot"
- Op

"Time flies when you're a faggot"
-OP's father talking about faggot time.

OP here, can confirm I am a huge faggot

In the wrong life
Everything is chance
at the register
Do you wanna dance?
In the right life
It's a miracle
Possibilities.
Do you wanna dance?

...

I like both these quotes. The top is a quote from Hassan-i Sabbah, and the bottom from Aleister Crowley.

'C' is for cookie; that's good enough for me.

Can I just delere my Facebook page?
- Mary

Gotta love Sup Forums

Feminism Is Cancer
-The most fabulous super villain on the internet

OP you completely misunderstood that philosopher and quote

The desire to sacrifice an entire lifetime to the noblest of ideals serves no purpose if one works alone.
- Ernesto Guevara

Got a light skin girl who looks like Michael Jackson,
Got a dark skin girl who looks like Michael Jackson.

>33999
Full house, 9s over 3s.

Life is as the crow ticks, a about the future of the best thing. The fact that you can do it for me I have no idea what the actual number one fan. Don't suffer the consequences of their own business.
- A.A Roland

laughed my ass off at this, such stupid people

I can imagine Mary calling one of her children to help her, notice the 6 minute time difference between the last two posts. She spent 6 minutes in a panic and couldn't just delete it
Funny as fuck

>19 people like this

haha, i didn't notice the time difference to busy contemplating this person's stupidity

those 6 minutes must've felt like eternity to her

Kek