Tell me about the best blowjob you've ever recieved Sup Forums

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>Met an actual porn star
>Money
>No condom blowjob
>Consistently cum in ~20 minutes
>Pretty okay

>New friend
>She insists on a condom
>Uh, okay, but that's not going to work
>Cum in five minutes anyway
>Turns out she's some kind of savant

>be at friends flat with a couple of guys drinking
>middle of the night most guys pass out
>girl asks if she can join us
>I'm the only one awake, say it's alright
>drink a bit with the girl
>teen, blonde, big tits
>don't even remember how it started, but girl suddenly has my cock in her mouth
>realize one guy is awake and watches us
>get even harder
>fondle her tits while she fondles my cock
>she is going back to sucking
>cum in her mouth

Best bj ever was from a 2 week old Calf.
Them lil fuckers can suck and work a shaft like you wouldn't believe.

I dated a girl who was very Christian, straight-laced, conservative. Every time we had sex she felt guilty about it, sometimes even crying. She didn't like oral sex, only liked missionary, and hated to kiss me if I'd gone down on her. If I'd played with her pussy, she didn't want my fingers anywhere near her mouth.
The best blowjobs I've ever received were the ones where, after fucking and cumming in her, she was so eager for more that she'd debase herself enough to go down on me and taste her own pussy as she got me hard again.

Are you a farmer, or just really adventurous?

>be 20 or so
>fucking a slut
>she came a few times so i told her to finish me off with her mouth
>feels good
>i eventually cum, and she kept sucking with her hand and mouth on my dick and swallow seamlessly my cum
>feels fucking great since gf at that time used to spit it out
>she keeps sucking
>i cum another time

That was pretty good, but my current girlfriend is better i think, but i get blowjobs from her so often that its hard to pick a single time to describe (not a one time thing like the other slut)

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Succed

from a fuckbuddy. every time i'd cum she'd deepthroat my dick and make me cum down her throat.

she also loved being fucked in the mouth and gagging on my cock. best blowjobs ever

Both.

I've had some great ones from humans too, but op asked for the best.

How often do you fuck your livestock? When/how did you start?

Did she ever say anything about it after?

KEK

Ended up getting head from this chubby chick
a few years back. She was 6/10 for looks, but man, could she suck dick. She could suck the bed sheets right into your asshole, I swear.

>be me
>on POF
>bored, firday night.
>checking out singles in my AO
>get a new message
>some chick I went to high school with years ago
>chat her up, laugh about old times
>shes back from wherever she was
>asked if I wanted to go out for coffee
>fuckit.jpeg
>she drives like, and hour to where I live
>drive around, grab some coffee
>end up back at my place
>put some family guy on for noise
>chat about out lives and shit
>smoke up
>baked, shes never smoked before
>I love getting people baked for the first time

Cont?

> met a bitch at uni
> 19yo (im 25) and she had a crush on me
> skinny, itty bitty small titties, tanned, still a virgin, super naive
> let her hang out in my room a bit
> say ill go take a shower she can join if she wants
> she joins me, gets me rock hard
> i tell her she should give me a bj
> we go to my bed
> she starts blowing me
> goes deep
> im about to cum
> i take her head and hold it down as hard as i can
> my dick goes all the way into her throat, i can feel her lips on my balls
> she tries to get away, i grip her head tight with both hands
> i thrust a few times and don't let go
> cum buckets, hold her head even tighter until im all spent
> let her head go
> she gasps for air, cum runs out her mouth and nose
> i tell her shes not my type and she should leave

Fuckin best blowjob in my life.

I've had bjs from over 50 people and the best blowjobs went as follows
#1 ugly face/voice, average boobs, good ass/pussy
#2 thick young teen who wanted to be a slut but hadn't had the chance

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Nope. She generally wanted to pretend it never happened, and felt so ashamed she wouldn't talk about sex stuff with me. The odd thing was, when we DID have sex she was the instigator at least half the time.

Nice one bro!

bro five

What's she up to these days?

One year ago I was went to Carrefour and was in the
Parking lot when I saw this little guy
begging for some food around and looking really
lonely so I did what any good Christian would do and offered 10 usd for
every 30 minutes of blowjob. That's
when he got into my car and softly started kissing my crotch whit passion. After a couple of
Minutes he started twisting his tongue around my shaft and suck thoroughly until I
ejaculated. Best blowjob eveh

I don't have cows now, only horses.
I fuck one of my mares 2-5 times a week.. Some times often, sometimes not as often.
Also have a dog I fuck to.

I've been zoo about as long as I can remember. I've always found animals attractive.
But I also like humans and have great sex and relationships with them to.
I list my v when I was 15 to a husky, and to a human girl about 6 months later.

Best ever?
I had this asshole co-worker who's gf used to suck my cock whenever he wasn't around. (lived in military barracks) whenever she texted my phone, I'd walk up the flight of stairs already feeling my dick getting hard.

She would suck me until I was close and the look up at me with this devilish look in her eyes and tell me how badly she wanted my cum. I'd bust a fat nut, and she's swallow it all. I jerk off to the memories still.

Yeah, an idiot savant.

>guy is fucking me in the butt
>been doing it for about two hours
>pelvus starting to hurt
>he suggests 69
>i suck some big dick while he sucks my dick
>cum

i usually am not the one to get my dick sucked, so its not a very impressive story

my gf gave me an awesome blowjob a week ago when it was my birthday, now shes back to her average bjs :[

Still counts

Come give me the best blowjob I've ever had, faggot.

To me some of the best blowjobs were actually just from the prettiest girls
Even though they were only average at sucking cock something about mouthfucking beautiful highschool girls makes up for it

Best thing was she thought that was how normal bjs work and didn't even complain.

And she was asian/american, so she looked super cute.

High school sluts are awesome. I get older and they stay the same age.

Heh. She's raising our kid. She's a lot less conservative now, but doesn't get out often so she still isn't very sexually experienced.

>me 12, friend 9.

> my girlfriend
> 3rd blowjob i think
> no condom
> i said is coming she keep sucking
> sucked 1 min after cum
> swallowed

Fat chick I met off yik yak told me how badly she wanted to suck dick.
>go over
>smoke a bit of pot
>don't want to kiss her
>just slide down my pants
>she instanty starts sucking
>she's good too
>long blonde hair and blue eyes always looking up at me
>I'm 8 inches and I'm shoving her head down to get that last little bit she can't get
>do this multiple times until she's teary eyed
>hold her head and fuck her face while laying down, thrusting upwards
>demand she get on her knees
>hold her hair in pig tails as she sucks my balls and jerks me slowly for a good 15 minutes
>told her to do it slow bc I wanted it to last
>getting close so I start violently pumping into her face
>bust a huge nut in her throat as she happily swallowed it all
>thank her and leave

Never seen her again.
Only fat girl I've ever touched, 9/10 would recommend.

That's a happy ending to that story. Thank you for sharing.

Aight.

>Shes pretty baked
>we start watching some movies
>she wants to cuddle
>k.gif
>start cuddling and she sneaks a quick peck
>makeout.exe

Now, I haven't spoke to or seen this chick in
years. We talked a little in HS but never
actually hung out or even associated together.

>she removes her shirt and takes mine off
>starts moving her hands down to belt
>fatal error//warning.;/boner.exe
>cant seem to get it up, but shes still playing
wag the hose around.
>she starts to suck but only to get it wet
>pulls hers pants off and slips her G-string
to the side
>insertpenis.exe
>semi-hard at this point

Cont?

Sure whatevs.
>Be me
>be college freshman in 14'
>go to party, as its still august and I'm just moving in.
>Uni Parties get black so fucking fast.
>7/10 Latina with a fat ass takes me to bed, both of us are half drunk
>thisgonbgud.jpg
>get succi succi, but seriously fucking 10/10 deepthroat.
>she's wet, I came buckets.
>we both pass out
and I woke up next morning with a hangover.

Hard as titanium.
Cont.

It's between two, real quick.

First one you could fuck her mouth, I mean as fast as you wanted to... It was insane, she would curl her tongue up in the back of her throat so she wouldn't gag and you would grab her ponytail and use her face like a fleshlight... (guess her first BF was a christian and wouldn't do sex, so she got crazy good at BJs)

Second was a girl who when she was laying on her back could take all of me for a bit, I am not huge, but on the larger side of average and it just feels so weird. (plus she has 32D's and would do anal, she was crazy but fun in bed, plus like 12 years younger than me so...)

>major hard on
>she was sleeping

Femanon here. When i was 12, my parents went to a church reunion in Oregon for 4 days and left me home alone. They thought it was an oppurtunity for me to act more "mature." I had a dog (half rottweiler,half siberian husky) named rosco who was getting a reputation for humping random things aruond my house. My parents liked him outside but i let him inside cause i was home alone and was gonna do whatever the hell i wanted. i take a shower and walk back to my room naked cause i felt like it. I COMPLETELY forget he's in the house and he rushes up to me, tackles me, and starts humping away like crazy.

10 continue
20 goto 10
30 rem you don't have to keep asking

ah basic, my first computer language

You got shagged by your own dog?
Nigga thats fucked up. Also, you know the rules.

...go on

Never came from a blowjob because everyone told me my precum tastes like shit and couldnt finish.

I dont even eat the unhealthy, normal cooked food and once in a while some junkfood but i'm in good shape.

Feels bad man

What's 30 for?
Your code never runs past 20

Eat pineapples and grapes nigger.

Dogs are great for sex.

rem dumbass

Lol that sucks. Girls have told me mine is nice tasting. I eat lots of fruit and have cut back on red meat.. take notes

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When I was 15 I got head from my gf while I was playing Max Payne and her friend was watching. Good times

i want mine to be nasty as hell and make them eat it anyway, that's half the fun

Shit was so cash

anyone else ever had problems cumming from a bj? ive had bjs from about 10 different girls only cum a few times but it took the girl like 30 mins.
would love some advice or tips on how to make it better

It's so I could make that comment

Be 16, this thick asian is my gf at the time. She wants to give me a bj, and plans it all out. She invites me to her house, while her brother and sister are home. she talks loudly, says shes going to shower, and tells me to wait in her room so her siblings don't get wise to the situation. She pulls me into bathroom and we get in the shower. I get on my knees and start licking her pussy...she pulls me up, and starts sucking on my cock...I ask her how shes so good, she says her sister told her stuff. She sucks for about 5 minutes and I blow my load in her mouth. I get off knowing her sister knew she was upstairs in the shower blowing me

Anyone else not understand John Cena?

Like, come come all he has to do is wave his hand infront of his face, and then people cant see him? Surely if this were the case he wouldn't appear on camera and the WWE would have a nightmare filming him. If I were Vince and a wrestler came up to me and said he wanted to join up but he would do all the fighting whilst invisible I'd tell him to fuck off because its probably just some chode excuse to slack off the job.

Tell the bitch to shut up and keep sucking.

Cont.

>she still doesn't know

Met this married slut off tinder to go see a movie. But we just snuck into the bathroom and gave me an amazing blowjob and I blew my load all over her.

>69ing with a girl
>start licking her from front all the way to the back
>she stops and asks what I'm doing
>tell her to shut up and keep sucking
>turns into the best bj I ever had

...

>be 15
>had a band back then
>dated the violin player
>we're at her place, bass player calls (best friend back then)
>she thinks it's funny to give me a blowjob because I have to stay quiet
>I try to talk as normal as possible
>cum into her mouth, seh immediately swallows
>thought it would end there
>she simply keeps on sucking until I cum a second time
>she still doesn't stop so I had to hang up because I wasn't able to maintain myself

>back seat of gf's parent's car
>her parents in front
>gf and me in back
>long drive home after family party
>gf lays on my lap
>INITIATE BONER.EXE
>giggle from gf
>unzip
>sucky
>blow fat stinky load in her mouth while talking with her father
>the end

some guy posted this before. he says it's his wife who he lets fool around and this was in a movie theater bathroom with some guy that was at the movies

Haha it happened exactly like that But she was super clingy afterwards, was hard to avoid her. After a few months she got mad at me and stopped texting. Said I'd "used her" and "was dishonest with my intentions" and "misguided her". Oh no really, you don't say haha.

I only regret not fucking her right there too

My sides

>she starts riding me
>6/10 face/body but 10/10 plump ass
>fuck for about 15/20 minutes
>tell her ill be coming soon (no condom)
>she keeps going
> eventually she gets off
>start fucking her from behind
>couldn't care less, dumpload.exe
>shes a bit mad, but pretty pleased w/ load
>sucks the rest of my cock
>she leaves a few hours after (it was 2am)

Fast forward a few days later

>get a text
>its her.
>"hey user, wanna hang out? xoxo ;)"
>yeah come over I guess
>she drives another hour here, again
>shows up wearing this dress and shit
>has lingerie underneath
>near identical, pic related only greenish
>actually, shes a bit bigger then the girl in pic.
>tells me to get on the edge of the bed,
>pulls my pants down
>fullyerect100%.exe
>she starts sucking hard
>fondling balls like champ
>lasted maybe 8 minutes
>told me to let her know when I was ready
>hadn't jacked off in a few days anyways
>about to cum, she deep throats
>doesn't even gag or choke
>takes every ounce of jizz like ive never seen
>she looks up, sticks her tongue out
>loaded mouth filled with my baby batter
>she swallows and comes lays next to me.

She ended up staying the night, but after a
few weeks we stopped hanging out. Even though he sex was amazing for both of us.

I kinda dodged a bullet though, she was fucking
insane anyways.

...

boring

Last year, couple of days after new years eve.
Met up with an ex from like 15 years ago. We never did anything sexual back then, we weere too young. Now we did tho. Wow. Miss her bj tho. and her bod. But it's like you say, don't stick your dick in crazy.

from a gay lover i once had, he kept alternating with a bj and stroking it with his hand, and when he was blowing me he kept tickling the head of my dick with his tongue and all of a sudden my dick was just going hard as heck so he switched to his hand and i shot cum so far it hit the wall above the headboard above the bed, it made my toes curl up and gave me a rush of blood to my head that felt awesome sort of like a full body orgasm

i had good sex with women, but gay/bi males just give the best blowjobs i ever had, i guess since they own the same equipment they know how to do it best

Step sister blew me...literally came in 12 seconds

My sister blew me in the hallway while we listened to our parents fucking. Most intense moment of my life, I'l never forget it.

>6/10 face/body
>near identical, pic related only greenish
>actually, she's a bit bigger than the girl in pic.
>6/10 face/body
>6/10
>6
>more attractive than the average female
>why do niggers not know how to numbers

>be like 17
>little sister's friend admits to wanting to hook up with me after a long time of flirting
>shes over at our house
>me, her, sister and sisters boyrfriend go swimming
>can tell tonight would be a good time
>we all get out of the pool and go inside
>sister, her bf and friend go into sisters room at other end of the house
>text her to go in for the kill
>"so question.. do you swallow?"
>her: "lol, yes"
>me: "why dont you come swallow something"
>recieve best blowjob ive ever gotten to this day, while playing with some of the best firm tits ive ever seen.
>end up fucking her sometime later. But fucked that up and it never happened again.

What i would give for just one more. She was fucking professional. Thank you satan for young whores

Not the girl, the outfit and her body, forgot to mention that.

>But fucked that up and it never happened again.
What did you do

My girlfriend gave me a blowjob once in front of our friends because we lost the dare.

i killed her

hot

Could have spent an entire weekend fucking her (instead of just the one night i got) but instead my dumbass invited the girl i was dating to come hang out with us(who was a complete bitch) so she wasnt alone.

Soon after that her and my sister got into a fight and stopped hanging out so that would hsve fucked it up anyway. But the two loads in her mouth, and the one time fucking her was pure gold

I face fucked the shit out of this slut who was engaged. I cheated on my wife AND my side piece to do it, and it was the hottest fucking blowjob of my life. Ass to mouth and I didn't even have to say anything.
She did it all herself.

i layed this australian girl down on her back and head hanging over the bed, fucked her throat real hard. she had no gag reflex because she was bulemic, and fucked her mouth like it was a pussy i was trying to get pregnant. came deep in her mouth, and could see my throbbing cock pushing her neck up and down. let me cock stay there inside her throat a while, pulled it out and pissed on her face in the shower then she ate my asshole

jesus christ, you're whole house is fucked up

Your* faggot

>me and gf been up for days on mdma and amfetamins.
>been having awesome sex for hours and hours but not been able to cum.
>after really ruff fucking my gf in the ass until she came and I was sooo close she told me to get on my back.
>she starts sucking me really hard and deep until I almost come again.
>she shoves two fingers up my extremely tight ass and starts pressing on my prostat while deep throating me.
>I came so hard I literally passed out.

Eh, I've got a decent one.

>Meet chick on OK Cupid
>She's 41, I'm 22
>She's a Doctor that's lost her license, living in someone's guest house
>I go upstairs to the guest house room, it reeks of weed
>She's baked as fuck
>We make small talk about the neighborhood, I casually ask to see her bedroom
>She hops on the bed, I ask if I can get comfortable, she says sure
>Take off shorts, I'm going commando, make joke about how rough the shorts are
>Lay down next to her, she grabs and squeezes my cock HARD
>We fuck, she mostly just wants to be on top and grind her pelvis hard
>Pretty lame fuck, actually
>She gets off, yanks off my condom, and proceeds to deepthroat me. First time in her mouth, and it's cavernous.
>I'm fairly long and thick, so I never really enjoy blowjobs. Mostly just my cock getting to know a girl's molars.
>Not this time
>She's sucking hard, and I blow with the force of a thousand suns
>CUM GUSHES OUT OF HER NOSE
>Also bubbles up around my dick
>This was 6 years ago, and I still fap to the sight of two jets of semen from that ugly bitch's nostrils

I actively try to find blowjob porn where a girl tries to take a load in her mouth and this happens. I find it so fucking hot

How old was she?

15

>Meet a guy online
>go to his place
>starts blowing me deep nice
>slowly slides a finger up my butt.....whaaaaaaat!
>works my p-spot until I cum buckets
>swallows every drop without stopping
>he keeps going and going.....
>mfw I start peeing down his throat and he still doesn't stop
>best ever

I was on a roadtrip with my girlfriend at the time and her parents. We were sitting in the back seat and just bullshitting when she starts rubbing me through my jeans until I got hard and she just pulled my dick out and started going to town. Her parents would still be talking to her and she'd continue the conversation with giving me a handjob. It gets to the point where she's deepthroating me and I finish down her throat. Her parents really didn't care. Hell her mom walked in on us having sex to put away laundry. My ex was on top riding my dick the entire time after her mom was done in between moans my ex said "thanks mom" and her mom turned around and said "you're welcome sweetie" like nothing was happening


Pic related

I was 14 or fifteen and she too. She had big lips and watched a lot of porn. She wanted to prove she was a sexual being and she swallowed my load and it felt grea

Why on earth did you feel the need to tell us you have tight asshole?

Pretty weird family man

Wouldn't you rather hear the story from your mom?