AFL

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>1:39am on a thursday morning

wtf is wrong with u m8

WalkGod

>tfw you saw the catfished player's dick pics
hung as fuck

post it

>yfw da Crows win da Premiership

no
he plays for norf though

WalkGod is omniscient. (knowing all things)

WalkGod is omnipresent. (being everywhere)

WalkGod is omnipotent. (all powerful)

WalkGod is omnific. (creating all things)

WalkGod is perfection.

WalkGod is vigilant. WalkGod is holy. WalkGod is sinless. WalkGod is sanctified. WalkGod is all powerful. WalkGod is multiple. WalkGod is multi-lingual. WalkGod is multi-national. WalkGod is multi-faceted. WalkGod is triune.

WalkGod is love. WalkGod is compassionate. WalkGod is patient. WalkGod is trusting. WalkGod is honourable. WalkGod is righteous. WalkGod is giving. WalkGod is generous. WalkGod is gracious. WalkGod is benevolent

WalkGod is understanding. WalkGod is fair. God is just. WalkGod is merciful. WalkGod is unceasing. WalkGod is tenacious. WalkGod is never-ending. WalkGod is healing.

WalkGod is commanding. WalkGod is long-suffering. WalkGod is tolerant. WalkGod is rational. WalkGod is forgiving. WalkGod is giving. WalkGod is unconditional. WalkGod is team-teaching. WalkGod is timely. WalkGod is obedient. WalkGod is serving.

WalkGod is demanding. WalkGod is a perfectionist. WalkGod is jealous. WalkGod is hating (hating sin). WalkGod is punishing. WalkGod is judgemental. WalkGod is war-like. WalkGod is vindictive.

These are all descriptive of your WalkGod and my WalkGod, the one true WalkGod. They in our simple human ways describe WalkGod and identify Him for everyone.

The one I like the best though, is the one WalkGod Himself tells to JT as JT stands talking with WalkGod on the mountain.

WalkGod says to tell the people that "I AM THAT I AM" is the name of the WalkGod of /nrl/ "I AM sent you."

Always love the Multiculti Rd in the AFL. As a Chinaman, it was great seeing the Power have their OPEN TO ALL banner with my national flag on it. Hopefully more of my fellow Chinese can move to Australia in the coming years and contribute beneficially.

What's the difference between AFL and rugby?

>the state of this poopoopeepee

Hawthorn, Sydney, Adelaide and Bulldogs fan here.

Starting an afl thread a day before any actual games absolute madman

AFL = sport for good blokes
Rugby = sport for poofs and girls

based

iggs ya fuckin shitcunts

>15 replies
>1 poster

nice poomunity autist lmao

fuck yeah cunt

tell me, can >we still win it this year? are >we timing >our run perfectly?

with a bit of luck, Hawks, Sydney, Adelaide, GWS and the doggies will have run out of steam before the finals

Is this the Hawkroach?

yeah m8 cant believe the ABWCE >least "australian" contingent are writing us off 2bh făm

>post yfw dem iggles win dat premiers hip

>the north cuckbourne "may premiers" cuckaroos
>the cuckthorn "straight sets" hawks
>the patrick "dangercuck" cats
>the western "etihad track bullies" cuckdogs

Reminder that the cucktorian teams are of complete irrelevance from here on out
Reminder that West Coast will win all of their remaining games from here on out and finish top 2
Reminder that West Coast are virtually unbeatable home, and if their easy games at home were were swapped with their difficult games away, West Coast would only have one (1) loss for the season thus far
Reminder that the GF will be between West Coast and the Cucklaide Crows
Reminder that Cucklaide will only make the GF due to the fact that Cucklaide literally can't stop stealing from their older, superior big strong brothers out from the West.
Reminder that if Walsh hadn't got cucked by his son, Cucklaide wouldn't even be in the top 8 right now

I made this thread.

Highly efficient job with that OP there.

poosters

based ivan

Its my payday today

wagecucks LMAO

>$289.80
LMAO at your life

Cheers la

How did you get a $800 payment?

I'm only getting fucking $536 a fortnight

it's a secret m8

who are we tipping lads?

hawks here but not confident either way

I'm hoping for Swans but I think Hawks win in the end

Why are hawks odds at 2.40?

What's for dinner lads?

Soylent and 40km at the velo

>get first job in 3 years
>mum comes in during on the job training to ask them how I'm doing
Just fucking off me already

she cares user

p-pics?

Because they will lose

who /dabloos/ here?

Is anyone posting Corey Wagner's dong?

Swedish tourist in Melbourne here. What do here?

go to crown, get hammered, lose all your money gambling then get in a fight with security

sounds like a good time to me

Fucking disgusting that when I move back here, my income will be garnished by taxes to support low-quality posters like you.

Hawks by 40 after easing off in the last. They're shifting gears into premiership mode now. No one can stop them.

Could be backpay or the student start-up scholarship or something.

I know some people who applied for YA earlier in the year, and they had to wait for months for it to get approved, but when it did they got backpaid from the date they applied.

m8 come over to riverland, me and the boys are sinking a few frothies before going to see Cog. I'm in the orange hi vis

Nope, Sydney have this in the bag. No one can stop them winning the premiership this year, but keep deluding yourself Hawkcuck.

Just think about it. Whilst you are stuck in traffic on your way to slave away at work, I will be using my NEET money to fuck your girlfriend who secretly runs an escort business. This is what you get for being obsessed with 'respect'. Get mad fag.

I saw the pics on google images.
Shit's big af

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How can Hawthorn be so good when they rank so poorly in most statistical categories?

>Reality Cunt returning to deliver another incorrect tip resulting in a Cuckthorn victory
Kill yourself you failed abortion.

fucking THIS.

He's certainly no NDS.

Statistics don't track Luke Hodge gut punches and dirty plays desu senpai

Defensive team

mum came over and is making spaghetti bolognese

When will the Hawks meme end lads?

Sick of it TO BE HONEST

Chicken burritos

Never. They're so much better run than every other AFL club, it's embarrassing. They're bringing youth through and rebuilding on the run while winning flags.

just wait for the PED scandal lad, won't be long now

>fuck your girlfriend who secretly runs an escort business.

If you can get past the cuck aspect this is a great way to earn extra cash

Hawthorn getting BTFO

Mate, this lead is nothing. Hawks will pull it back easily. Swans have been really wasteful. You can't fuck around against the Hawks. They don't need much of the ball to score.

Turkroach will never recover from this truthbomb.

Your opinion is nothing. How long have you been watching AFL for?????

All my life, mate. I'm not a fucking rugby convert who jumped on the Swans bandwagon when they won the 2012 flag. Have you been watching the last three years of footy at least?

Cringe

>what is persistent umpball and large Liberal party donorship.

Peeality Cuck on aborted narrative watch

>implying I have or can have a gf

Jokes on you, as only thing I need to do to cuck you is to grab your anime pillow out of your parent's basement, will be quite a challenge as you only get out of there to waddle out for your tendies.

>he literally made his twatter handle 'human headline'

jesus christ, son

Manga is still fine, though, right?

If the shit you are reading is Cardcaptor Sakura, you are likely going to jail as well

fuck off. I have the reputation of a GOD here You have no idea how much I nail the game of life IRL.

what happened to your indonesian flag, reality rekt?

I have no doubt that you hammer a lot of nails on the construction site you work on tradie scum lol.

If anything, me calling you a builder is a compliment. The low quality of your posts indicates that you would struggle to complete and apprenticeship or any type of formal education.

Kek. Hawks have taken control.

Probably an impostor tbqh

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I am so fucking white collar you could spill rice on me and you wouldn't see it. You have no idea how much my networth is. Why don't you fuck out of here kid, you're probably just one of my recruits from Sup Forums.

GO CATS!

Wish cyril would fuck off already

dead poomunity

Has he had his yearly hamstring injury yet?

>the way BT pronounces Breust

BRÖST

I really want to see koalas and kangaroos before I leave Australia. Can I find them near Melbourne?

Why do I get triggered every time I hear "free kick Hawthorn"?

zoo. or drive in any direction inland for a few hours to find roos

Healesville Sanctuary la

Swans are choking hard. Should be 4 goals up.

They can't kick for shit.

AWWWWW CYRIL YES

Go for a drive on the great ocean road

Maybe because you're so contrarian. It's obvious that this is a problem and I blame the Liberal party getting their hands involved in this shit.

Taylor Duryea looks like Ramsay Bolton

>Swans cucks thought they were a chance in this game

>it's a hawthorn friday night game with the friday night commentary team

this 2012 - 2016 same old shit stretch is killing me

wish hawthorn and sydney would just fuck off back to irrelevancy again, they're so fucking boring at this point.

Thoughts on cashing out bets lads?