Just found out my brother smokes. Advice to get him to stop, Sup Forums?

Just found out my brother smokes. Advice to get him to stop, Sup Forums?

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Give him lung cancer, he'll blame the cigarettes and quit them

Suck his dick like a good brother would, swallow his cum and look him in the eyes you little faggot

Talk it over with him while sharing a smoke M8

Get him hooked on crystal meth

kill him

Would you consider letting him butt fuck you? Also mind your own fucking business you stupid faggot if he wants to smoke who cares

Hide his packs

Oh, wait sorry

Thought you asked for advice on how to get nailed in the teeth

Grow the fuck up, life's not all about your parents giving you shit. If your bro hasnt left the nest yet, he'll need them shits soon enough.

Let him cum in your mouth, after that share a smoke with him 8======D

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Lick his cock clean, what are you fucking 12? Fuck off pleb

start smoking your self and die form lung caners. that might give him bad vibs about smoking

How about you worry about yourself you stupid little fuck boi

You should let him fuck you in that boipussy

Take his cigs while he's sleeping and inject household chemicals in them. Shit like hot sauce, dish soap, bleach, drain cleaner. Small enough quantities so he won't realize, but enough that he'll get sick. You'll be saving his life.

Who cares? Let him do what he wants. Don't be such a twat.

When he doesnt notice take his pack of cigs and rub the filter all over your butthole to get a smell/taste on it see if he notices

light the own pack and make him bum all the cigs in to his over used hole

OP do this suck him off like a brother

suck his cock

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY

Sounds like someone has sand in their vagina fuck off you little bitch

OP just suck him off man

Collect a few sessions' worth of ejaculate and let it sit in a warm space in an open container for a couple of days, adding water as necessary.

Buy a pack of same-brand-flavour-and-size cigarettes as his and get the filters good and soaked with your stale cum. Wipe as little as possible and as much as necessary from the exterior of the filters.

When your cum has dried in to the filters, remove cigarettes from the tainted pack as necessary to match the number of smokes in his actual pack and switch the two.

When he next complains about the feel/taste of his smokes, tell him that you're going to jack off in to his cigarettes for as long as he buys them.

OP any of these just blow him

you could get uncle Billy to dress up in a cig costume and molest.