So my landlord just called me saying she had to go into my apartment and check for water damage because my neighbor had...

So my landlord just called me saying she had to go into my apartment and check for water damage because my neighbor had a water leak in her shower. Just realized I left porn up on my computer, nothing crazy just girl on girl fisting. I'm on my way home what do I do if they are still there when I get back?

If she's still there, you obviously have to fist her. Why even ask?

>He leaves porn on when leaving his house

How autistic are you user?

Stop being autistic, its not like its paraphernalia or drugs. You're golden OP.

That's a Bad Dragon dildo in OP's pic, I thinks it's the David the Werewolf one.

Yes, I know my dildos.

Oh I know that I would just prefer to avoid the awkward moment.
But she's like 60. I'm sure it would be like putting your hand in a bucket of old paint.
Yeah I left it open after going to bed last night, I live by myself and just forgot to close the tab last night.

um, no one even asked

Wow. I didn't even notice the dildo, I'm sure you're right I saved from a bad dragon dildo thread.

Its not a problem. We see it all the time.
>girl reports problem closing window.
>I arrange time to go round following day.
>walk in bedroom and there's a big pink dildo on the bed
>I smile and get on with fixing window.
>get text that evening thanking me for prompt response
>You're welcome
>Sorry about the other thing. I hope I didn't cause offence?
>Not a problem. I'm having dinner with my family so I'll wish you a good evening. Please feel free to contact me if you have further problems

he just wanted to share

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Are you 10

why would she even care to look?
besides, if shes 60 she wont know how to use tabs anyway

Hahahaahaha

Left my tranny porns running when I took my PC to the shop a few months ago.

You'll be fine, walk in with your head held high m8. Dont be ashamed for something your fat landowner does on the daily

I know but I live in the bible belt she's the kind to go to church 3 times a week and has already invited me to church multiple times. I just would prefer her not to judge me, which I know she is, just because I watch porn.

We know how to use tabs and go incognito while browsing this cesspool

I know, I like to be preemptive-informative.

>his landlord gets into his house without permission

Nigga you what.

It's open not tabbed out just sitting there at the end with it obviously being pornhub. Again bible belt.

WE do, but grandmas dont

doesnt your screen hibernate?

She called saying she needs to check for a water leak, I said no problem. Wasn't until after the conversation that I remembered, besides my state has nearly no renters rights.

>we
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>we

Good god user, spend time with your grandchildren or something

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You'd be surprised. Trust me.
Very very old fag reporting.

Nope, I turned it off.. stays open all the time, I use it as a night light in the living room so I don't have to blind myself with the lights in the middle of the night.

nothing else you can do but hope she doesnt care to look at your computer
why would she anyway?

Fuck that! That's my wife's job. I work all day dealing with fucking tenants bitching about shit. I want to sit on my computer drinking beer and fapping. Yes, we can still get it up.

well then youre a dumbass
live with whatever consequences
next place you live you'll remember to turn off the monitor when you go

Eh, I doubt she's going to snoop around. Just it's obviously porn on the screen and I don't want to tarnish my otherwise perfect standings with her, I'm sure she will be praying for my soul and my sinful ways.

You're right, just a zombie before I go to bed and a few hours after I wake up due to my medication.

If dubs I am the new jejlord

All hail my jej

He sounds like a grown adult and master of his own household, to me. I bet you close the bathroom door when you take a shit, too, don't you cuck?

well, there's not anything you can really do
either she sees it, or she doesnt
if you had a smartphone, im sure you couldve
rigged an app to turn off your monitor remotely,
but i doubt thats the case if youre asking us

Just say it's a fucking virus. She's probably the type who mass forwards spam mail to everyone to say it's spam...

NOPE

who cares show her your dick when you get home
not like she never had sex or looked at porn before
we'll all be dead in 100 years do you think anything matters

I could do that... hell she once asked me why I had an extra car in the parking lot on night when I had a booth call over. I told her my cousin was in town and needed a place to stay the night, which she reminded me u couldn't have guests for more than 10days straight without fines.