Post what you last Jerked off too

Post what you last Jerked off too

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Why did you gap to a 12 year old rape her teacher

Why did you fap to a 12 year old rape her teacher

I'm sorry

according to Marxist quantum consentodynamics, she doesn't have enough ܬ-neutral agency to be capable of rape, according to Eisenberg and Sanger's power balancing equations. I have notified the police about your post, shitlord.

don't you?

This, and also op's mom.

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source then

U look at 12 year olds naked, u are just playing itself moron

American Style 2

Where do you live that a 12yr old has those kind of boobs? Why do you feel the need to shame others to cover for your own insecurity?

google image search you knucklehead

Y'all need Jesus

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Men get raped too, and in the story she is 12 and bog titty abuses men fuck off misandrist pig

I see someone dropped out of Gender Engineering 102, enjoy not being bigsex

sauce?

i last fapped to my girlfriend's 13 year old cousin

I have and never will partake in of eugenics stop spreading slanders about me

kek'd

stuff like this

htf can you fap to a cross?

Disgusting. How can you look your dog in the eye

Its a hand thing, the fingers are hot

How tf can you fap to ponies?

no one wants to jerk off to Jesus

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Go against the grain

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It's hilarious but also arousing

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Easily, that's not a dog.

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isn't this from Gantz?

God help me

How can you look your dragon in the eye

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youtube.com/watch?v=tCA0jhVCFTw

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[CYANOS (Tamachi)] Nekomimi Shota to Areya Koreya Suru Hon [Digital]

exhentai.org/g/773046/098827eaa5/

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pool party fiora art... like porn but without showing boobs/vagina

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...why?
Why her.
Anybody but her

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yep it is

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there truely is a fetish fro everything

last thing i fapped to was this greentext story i wrote out a couple years ago

want i should post it?

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looks better than in the show

why the fuck would you put honey on a hot dog

that analogy just doesn't work

The movie could have been less bad if they had put something like this in it

hate-rape, I wopuld understand... but fapping, seriously?

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dubs confirms

be 20
>family function
>ready to killll myself because all my cousins are idiots
>cept one
>she was 17
>lets call her sarah
>goddamnimrelatedtothat.gif ???
>funny story actually, her grandpa married my grandma
>always kept that much to myself,
>not sure how shed understand that
>anyway...
>at her families house for thanksgiving, family rotation, uk
>as adults have their chitchat bullshit time, im hanging out with my cousins
>oldestcousin.jpg hell yeah

continuing?

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ascending double dubs double double confirms


>everyones playing with actionfigures n shit
>sarah’s reading bs teenybopper magazine
>im playin ps1 because fuck yeah ps1
>"hey user, lets play hide and seek!" the youngest cousin, who lives for nothing but trains and tag n hide n seek n shit
>me : "sure, we got everyone here tho, we're gonna have to do teams"
>when i say teams, i notice out of my peripherals that sarah wasnt reading her magazine anymore

close enough


>everyones clammoring to pick teams
>who gives a shit, they always end up the same anyway
>sarah stands up
>"anons on my team, k?"
>looks at me with a smile
>me thinkin "hell yeah, we're gona win, all these morons are gona run in circles n were gona kick hide n seek ass"
>countdown
>everyone hiding
>being the oldest, i know where alll the best hiding spots are in ALL the families houses
>about to take sarah to the best spot in her house
>nope.jpg
>grabs my hand and whispers
>user, i have the best hiding spot
>whatever.pdf
>follow sarah 'stealthy' like to her room
>her room is actually pretty fucking sick
>her bed is up a ladder
>completely out of line of sight from door
>i can understand why this is a tactical hidingspot

now before i go ANY FURTHER
you guys gotta know what im dealin with here. i was 20. played rubgy, ran, lifted weights, pretty damn good looking now that i look back.. and she was 17.. a HARD 17.
not like "oh wow she takes her vitamins"
like "jesus fucking christ i would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart on a walkie talkie"
for 17..

that bitch caught me off guard, so do not judge my character by the following greentext story

Cont fag

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wasn't a picture. last thing i jerked off to was the idea of eating multiple nigger loads out of the pussy of this fat girl i hooked up with once a couple years ago.

dont worry lol, true story
not gonna walk the dinosaur
tempting tho

bear with me lol, long ass story, and im a lazy ass bitch
>she starts climbing the ladder
>fucking A shes wearing a skirt
>i thought the socks she was wearing were leggings or something
>NOPE
>COMMANDO
>catch myself enjoying the view
>looks back halfway up
>"user hurry, we dont have much time"
> regain composure and follow her up the ladder
>she goes painfully slow for someone who was just rushing up the ladder
>she dismounts the ladder and dives onto her bed
>skirt decides to not be clothes anymore and goes everywhere
>nNO CLUE WHAT TO DO, so i end up just kinda lookin
>she giggles and watches me be flustered
>she dives under the covers and says "user quick, under here theyll never find us!"
>shrug and follow her under

now mind you, im no pedo. this girl was no "girl". shes a tomboy, she plays sports, and for some reason she has the body of a goddess. and i think she knew it too. she couldnt NOT know it based on how she was acting.
plus, she was 17.. by the time i was 17 i had boned my way to boredom and back

I fapped to the one I rolled

contd
>head under the covers, kinda just sitting on the bed like "now what?"
>she punches my leg (way too close to my dick which was hard to control...)
>dumbass user! you gotta get down, theyll see you. pretend like youre blankets
>me: blankets? alright
>so we lay down, quiet as all fucking hell
>i can hear a familiar sound "*schlick schlick*
>waitaminute.jpg
>dont really say anything, just kinda shift my position
>she jumps up, a bit embarrassed, and quickly gets back down as to not be found by the seekers
>thats it, im goin for it
>"hey sarah, itll look silly if theres two masses on your bed, we gotta pretend to be ONE blanket"
>she lays down RIGHT next to me, both of us kinda on our sides
>we rearrange the blankets
>in doing so she leans up against my dick
>OH SHIT WHAT HAVE I DONE freakin out in my head
>to my surprise, shes smiles
>user! whats that in your pocket?
>no not the cliche bs joke "is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
>like, genuinly innocent question
>before i can answer, she knows
>oooOOOOooooh, i know what that is user
>gulp.jpg
>close my eyes to try and diffuse the situaiton
>hear a quiet *schlick schlick* in the background
>open my eyes, look down, (shes shorter than i)
>i see her eyeing my junk annnnd her hand down south

Roll

so im not alone

Aw hell yea

Roll.

feckin a its the art of storytellin
i dont normally do this shit

>before i can make any moves i hear the door open
>OHSHITOSHITOSHIT
>do the "front tuck" with my boner, you know, use the waistband to keep it from...protruding
>i thought it was my uncle or mom or some shit, so i was preparing to be fucking mulched for doin what we were doin
>false alarm, its the youngest cousin lookin for us in hide and seek
>"user i found you!" he yells, god i hate that little prick
>"have you seen sarah? shes always the best hider i swear" he spouts off as the inconsiderate little fuck tears apart her room
>to my surprise, she was still under the blankets, along with the lower half of me
>"i have no clue where sarah is, you gotta find her"
>shes giggling under the covers at the ruse
>"thanks user! ima find her" or something to that affect as the youngest cousin exits the room
>little bastard slammed the door shut
>whisper to sarah "hey i think hes gone"
>all of a sudden i hear the schlick schlick getting louder
>everythin alright down there sarah?
>go to look under the covers
>smell of sweeeeet sweet pussy teasing my nose and my dick
>she says "nonono! you gotta pretend like im not here so we dont lose"
>i go along with it, just kinda sittin there
>schlick schlick schlick schlick
>some schlickin later
>i can hear her starting to breathe heavier
>in her sprawling out from touching herself, she starts touching me
>her legs start wrapping around my leg (shes at my side) and she starts slightly humping my leg
>i shit you not
>her movements become more deliberate and slow
>her soft moans disguised in her heavy breathing
>im thinkin to myself holy fuck balls is this happening?
>just as im thinkin of joinin in (yeah, not too much of an internal battle on that one) i feel a grip on my shaft
>which happens to be firmly fastened to my stomach thanks to my belt

I need to reread Gantz that was such a fucking cool manga.

>before i can react she begins appologizing
>omg user im sorry i didnt mean to, i didnt know it was there its actually kinda bigger than i thought thats why i touched there
>her head pops up out of the covers to see me, nearly catatonic with the jolt of pleasure that came from that grip
>i come to notice that with all the apologizing, her hands still gripping my dick
>hey sarah, i said, is that the first time youve touched a guys privates?
>she shakes her head, hand still down diddling herself
>alpha in me takes over
> do you know what to do with it? i ask
>she nods and without any prompting or anything, she pulls my shirt up and licks the legnth of my shaft, or at least what wasnt in my pants
> the combo of her breathing and her warm tounge on my dick felt awesome

from here on in i didnt give a shit who she was, where we were, and who was downstairs/outside the door listening, i was getting a nut

>i undo my pants
>RELEASE THE LEVIATHAN
>she gasps
>thats right
>in awe at my dick. every guy needs a chick to do that once in a while, but it was just so innocent and earnest that it made me that much harder
>she grabs my shaft at the base and starts licking
>just kinda licking up and down the length of my dick
>yeah it feels good, but its no blowjob
>i thought i was gonna have to show her the ropes, which i was used to by then being a whore and corrupting girls and all
>i look down at her and she looks up at me with the most devilish smile
>she starts sucking on the tip of my dick trying to get it in her mouth
>holyfuck shes a professional cocksucker
>well, not professional, but shes doing really really well
>the schlicking intensified with the blowjob
>jesustittyfuckingchrist, shes getting off to blowing me
>again, nearly catatonic with the pleasure, i was in no condition to stop her from straddling me
>yes, straddling me
>she starts rubbing her cute little pussy up and down my dick
>she was SOAKING wet
>and the bed was surprisingly quiet

>she grabs my dick as shes hovering her pussy over it
>i can feel the heat from her pussy without even touching it with my dick
>this girl definatly isnt a virgin - my inner rational tinking
>she looks like THAT and is surrounded by highschool pricks all the time
>once the seal is broken, whats one more time? shes not even related to me - me rationalizing the rest of it
>by the time i accept the fact that she wants the dick i feel her tight pussy grabbing a hold of my cock

holy shit.
it was amazing
>the harder she pushed down to get it inside of her, the harder she squeezed my cock with her pussy
>slowly getting deeper and deeper into her
>im talking really slowly
>like, we barely got the head in and i felt a pop*
>at which point she nearly collapsed onto me, my her tits pressing up against my body
>i was NOWHERE NEAR DONE
>even collapsed, neither was she
>she was breathing really hard, trying to regain her composure, but she was still gyrating her hips, slowly working my cock into her velvet box
>its always easier once you pop the cherry" i remember thinking
>poppin cherries,
>cherry... cherry... FUCK WAIT A MINUTE
>epiphany.gif
>i just took my cousins virginity
>fuck

>while im figurin this out shes full on fuckin
>well not really fucking, but actually fucking
>my dick was inside her (for the most part), but she was just getting off on my dick really
> so i flip her ass over
>Im on top now
>at this point i completly forget this girl is techncally my cousin
>i pushed her knees to her head and started POUNDING
>at which point she had to bury her face in her pillow because she was getting loud
>after that junction, it wasnt long until i pulled out
>had to, this girl looked old enough to have a kid, she probably could have a kid
>so i pulled out not at the last second, but a little before that cuz i had somewhat of a consience
>before i pulled out, she was enthralled, like cmpletely enveloped in the act of sex

check the BOND

did i kill this thread or is everyone just reading and fappin?

i don't like a single character in that manga, but the weird monsters, the giant robots and the awesome fights made me finish reading it.

Reading and fapping fag

>but once i started pulling my cock out of her hot little cunt
>which, btw was clinging to my dick with a death grip
>she came to life and grabbed my dick with both hands and opened her mouth
>i wasnt about to question where she learned that from, especially with a 3 day load waiting in my balls for her (yeah, three days. had to roadtrip to her house and i neglected to fap the day befor ei left >.she looked up at me and BEGGED me to cum on her
>then in her mouth
>then on her tits
>she was talking the whole fucking time i blew my load, so i COVERED this bitch
>we both collapsed for a good 6 minutes before she started to get changed and wipe off her face/body
>she did swallow though, which i thought was amazing

turns out she watched a LOT of porn and absolutely loved it considering she had the body of a pornstar at 17
>tfw im 23 now and shes 19
>tfw her birthday is coming up
she asked me if i could come to her birthday party

>she WANTS ITTTTTTTTTT

Thats it or more?

moar!

good, im glad

got my fifteen min of thread fame back when this happened

just stumbled on it when cleaning up the desktop a bit so i thought id post it one last time before i delete it

thanks whackin one out to words i wrote based off of experiences

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