How can people play this fucking piece of shit walking simulator without the simulator part.
The game is literally filled with glitches and bugs:
1. Servers are completely shitty Nigerian welfare mother tier 2. App refuses to start up often 3. Login is broken 4. Tracking is completely broken 5. App freezes more than a fucking Somalian in Sweden 6. Jew gold 7. Catching a Pokemon nearly impossible as the ball freezes 8. Poke stops glitchy 9. Egg hatcher distance inaccurate as fuck. 10. 0!!!!! Response from devs 11. Nothing has been fixed so far 12. Instead the gay cucks releases the game in 26 other countries and Canada 13. Fuck their moms
A fucking autistic kid with trisomy 21 could accidentally create a better game WHICH HAS AT LEAST SOME GAMEPLAY TO IT.
Why isn't there a way to battle a Pokemon before catching it like the real games? Why can't you battle other players? Why can't you even battle the gyms like the games. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING SWIPE AS YOUR ONLY WAY TO PLAY THE GAME. Fucking Nintendo cucks.
Why can't you trade pokemons. Why can't you even chat with other players? Why can't you see your cought Pokemon with the AR?
WHATS THE POINT OF A STARTER POKEMON IF YOU ARENT GOING TO USE IT.
Why aren't there poke centers in the game to revive and heal pokemons?
I could write more but this shit doesn't deserve my time..
You're bitching about a beta no shit it has issues they've already said that themselves and they also have explained when they were gonna add everything you want them to add.
Aiden Richardson
glitches do exist
Ian Sanders
Microsoft mobile user being mad
Eli Garcia
Because walking to the store and playing this is better than walking to the store
Brody Smith
you can cheat like me >never get out house >level 20
Asher White
I started with ingress and ended up as Pokemon. Dark days when this is the evolution
Logan Moore
Or you can walk to the store and browse Sup Forums and learn something useful?
Wyatt Flores
Gps spoofing?
Elijah Edwards
Stop whining or else
Ryan Turner
nope direct spoofing makes you get banned, do a research faggot
Benjamin Perry
>browse Sup Forums >learn something useful Come on man.
Gabriel Young
get a better phone you greasy wetback
Gabriel Watson
>2016 >not realizing that most games are released unfinished, and more content is added later to keep people playing longer.
You're bragging on a Chinese Cartoon image board about cheating at a children's game to avoid going outside. Think about what you just said.
Daniel Stewart
1. Same goes for EA servers, still people play it 2. nearly all EA games post 2014 3. see answer 1&2 4. true to a certain extend 5. like triple-A games don't 6. welcome to capitalism bro 7. maybe get a better phone? Other people don't seem to have that much problems 8. probably true 9. sounds legit 10. just like: EA, Dice, FromSoftwear, Jagex, Actionvision, bethesda, ... 11. game is like out for 2 weeks? 12. maybe test it small first? 13. if they are pretty
Landon Campbell
yeah you are right, but I cheat at every game this is how I play games I cheat as long as I don't get banned and I try my best to not get banned and when I got banned I lose my interest and skip next game the game is not getting banned for me
Eli Brown
All valid complaints. It would be a much better game if these were addressed.
Ryder Peterson
Okay then
Ethan Thompson
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Matthew Hughes
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William Mitchell
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Zachary Ward
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Brayden Murphy
You are just prolonging the life of this thread
Thomas Collins
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Henry Reyes
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Logan Torres
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Evan Lopez
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Jacob Phillips
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Colton Evans
Thanks bro
Christopher Cooper
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Jose Hill
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Leo Perry
Wait.. there's still people playing this on their phones? i'm sitting on my work computer walking around my city with WASD..
Ryder Long
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Aaron Harris
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Isaac Bell
That's the point nigger
Jaxson Russell
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Brandon Foster
Mind sharing how?
Levi Hughes
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Nathan Parker
Careful there 12 year old, you'll cut yourself on that edge.
Completely agree OP. Game is trash. And anyone who plays it is a fucking brain dead retard virgin loser. Pic related basically sums up my thoughts on the game.
Justin Rivera
Shit wrong image
Alexander Roberts
go on
Ethan Howard
Thanks
Zachary Murphy
Kek
Nolan Walker
my man I am like this since 9. I am the fucking cheater that everyone hates but everyone talks about him . this is how I enjoy games how you find this edgy? I even paid cheats for many times
Adam Howard
Eh, it's alright. It makes taking the dog for a walk a little less boring and gives me a reason to get out of the house for a bit. If I meet some new people along the way, I'm good with that too.
I keep dropping by Sup Forums but forgetting it is summer.
Chase James
Meh, do what you enjoy. I don't see the point in it myself, because then what's the point in buying new games if you're just going to do the same shit in every one? Do you just not like being challenged in your games or something?
Aaron Robinson
someone has been playing pokemon go for quite a long time to realize about every single details as you describe.
Hudson Campbell
U high?
Jackson Stewart
>cant cheat games >denies the desire to
Aiden Phillips
You don't like ut, you downvote it in google play / shitpple store. Now stfu and let us enjoy it.
Luke Clark
Meh. You got me to post. 2/10.
Grayson Campbell
>also cant cheat games >posts on a post about denying the desire to cheat games >gave a shit rating to a post that didnt need a rating
but 2/10 better than 0/10 so w/e
Jace Thomas
0/10
Xavier Nelson
-1/10
Robert Lopez
Its okay to be sad and not be able to cheat games
Christian Parker
-2/10
-3/10
Leo Smith
Guys, I have an idea. An awful idea. I have a wonderful awful idea.
>Put your smartphone to a microwave to simulate walking >1,5 miles - 4 minutes >4 miles - 10 minutes >7 miles - 15 minutes
