BILD (German paper of dubious reputation) accuses les Bleus of consuming GURONSAN pills (see picture) for semifinal

BILD (German paper of dubious reputation) accuses les Bleus of consuming GURONSAN pills (see picture) for semifinal.
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French media ridicule the claim that this is actual doping:
lexpress.fr/actualite/sport/football/euro-2016-la-presse-allemande-accuse-les-bleus-de-dopage_1812258.html

20minutes.fr/sport/football/1889363-20160713-euro-2016-francais-dopes-guronsan-selon-presse-allemande

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Doesnt seem impossible but

>bild

>bild

German asshurt knows no bounds. It never does.
We are the sorest losers of Europe (the US beat us to it on the global stage).

But seriously, someone with actual knowledge could enlighten us.
It's like caffeine tablets or something.
Is it fully legal?

explain

I'd like to hear how you think this

See Portugal?
We're butthurt about you beating us, and Germans are butthurt about us beating them
It's natural, theres no need to fight it

>German asshurt knows no bounds. It never does.

Foch knew it, that's why he thought the only way to prevent another european war after the German defeat in WW1 was to dismantle Germany, so the inevitable German butthurt would be harmess
But of course retarded Anglos opposed that and we all know what happened after

>getting something in a tube and just fucking leaving it in the trash

This is the laziest doping I've ever seen.

You don't know much about the ""liberation"" of Germany, do you?

Thanks for the (You)s cuckolds. The only thing more pathetic than germany is you guys. :))

>frenchfags arrogant niggers and cheaters
More news at 9/11.

In the '90s, before the Festina affair, a Danish tv station visited rider hotels during the tour for a documentary on doping. They found loads of syringes and pills in trashcans in the rooms the teams had just left.

filthy schwein

>1)1954 World Cup - Hungary's team captain Ferenc Puskás, considered by many as the best player in the world in that time, was injured by German defender Werner Liebrich, Germany wins WC. 1 week earlier, Hungary had beaten Germany 8-3 and a doping scandal ensued after half the German team developed jaundice.

>2)1966 - England and Germany collaborately rig the word cup so they eliminate opposing teams using a ref fixing scheme. German Ref Rudolf Kreitlein officiated in the England vs Argentina QF, and English ref Jim Finney officiated in the Germany vs Uruguay QF. Both European sides were severe underdogs. In the Germany vs Uruguay game, the referee (who was Jim Finney, from England) had not recognised a handball by Schnellinger on the goal line and then had sent off two players from Uruguay: Horacio Troche and Héctor Silva. Germany later met England in the World Cup Final.

>3) 1970 - German's food poison English goalkeeper Gordon Banks. Germany ends up beating England in extra time.

>4) 1974 - Carlos Caszely of Chile became the first player in world cup history to be sent off with a red card in a group match against West Germany.

>5) 1974 - Bernd Hölzenbein of West Germany dives for a penalty after being down against Holland. Germany wins WC. Joao Havelange, who was FIFA President from 1974 until 1999 later states the world cup was rigged for Germany (host) to win.

>6)1982 - West Germany scored through a goal by Horst Hrubesch again Austria, seeing both teams to qualify for the next stage. West Germany aimlessly kicks the ball around for the next 80 minutes while the Spanish crowd yells "Fuera! Fuera!" ("Out!"). One German fan was so upset by his team's display that he burned his German flag in disgust. FIFA introduced a revised qualification system at subsequent World Cups in which the final two games in each group were played simultaneously due to the German's disgusting faggotry.

here it comes

>7) 1982 - German keeper Harald Schumacher decapitates French player Patrick Battiston to prevent him from scoring. Battiston was knocked inconscious, suffered a fractured vertebrae,a broken jaw, and lost 2 teeth. The ref doesn't even award Schumacher a yellow card. Germany ends up beating France in penalties

>8) 1986- West Germany and Mexico draw 0–0 after extra time after 2 Mexico goals are disallwed. Germany wins in penalties.

>9) 1990- Germany player Rudi Völler taunts Holland's best player Frank Rijkaard to cause an altercation and get Rijkaard ejected from the game. Germany beats Holland.

>10) 1990- Germany dives untouched vs Czechoslovakia in the semi-final, the penalty secured a 1-0 win.

>11) 1990- Germany again dives for a 1-0 win against Argentina in minute 85. Argentina saw Roberto Sensini and Pedro Monzon with red cards during the match in what was deemed the worst final in history.

>12)1994- Germany dives against Bulgaria to salvage a quarterinal defeat with a penalty but Bulgaria holds on to see the Germans off 2-1

>13) 2002- German handballs not called against them in a match against USA. Germany ends up winning 1-0

>14) 2006- German player Miroslav Klose shatters Argentine Goalkeeper Roberto Abbondanzieri's ribs. Abbondanzieri is carted off. Germany scores on backup keeper Leonardo Franco to draw 1-1 and proceeds to win in penalties

>15) 2010- Germany cheats against England, disallowing a clear goal which would've leveled the score and changed the momentum of the game. Alas the goal is not recognized and Germany proceeds to beat England on counterattacks 4-1.

>2014: Argentine Forward Gonzalo Higuain is biolently kneed in the chin, an impact that can actually kill a person thanks to the tremors sent up to the brain [that is the reason any time it happens in UFC/MMA the guy is usually knocked out cold and the fight is stopped]. German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer does not receive a warning. Germany wins in Extra time.

yeah and the portugese were probably all juiced up on illegal anti-inflammatories, HGH that won't be detectable for six years, and prescription-strength laxatives

who cares

Yeah m8 we we're fueled on UMA BICA E UM PASTEL DE NATA FACHAVOR

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>germans accusing others of being drug cheats
>müller wohlfahrt is their team doctor

LEL

>7
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Jesus Christ, did he died

of course, he still has problems to this day because of this 1 play.
look how terrible the injury is that they can't believe it and just stand there like they witnessed a murder. They didn't even have the response to swarm the ref and ask for a card. It was horrific. Fucking german pieces of shit, we should've nuked that country to hell

Shit like this should be evaluated after the match to punish whoever did it. Not even talking about red cards anymore, this shit could've straight up killed him. Ban that fucker from all official matches, put him to jail, people can't be this fucking reckless and endangering everyone else around them.

does refball actually pre-date this sport

He has since retired. I'm sure Battiston appreciates your support, m80.

>Battiston is particularly remembered for the 1982 FIFA World Cup semi final in Seville, when France faced West Germany. He came off the bench in the second half, and after ten minutes of play, following a through ball by Platini, Battiston was clear through the German defence racing towards goal. The German goalkeeper, Harald Schumacher, raced towards Battiston as the Frenchman took the shot, missing the goal. Schumacher leapt into the air, twisting his body and colliding with Battiston. In the process Schumacher's hip hit the Frenchman's face. Battiston, clattered, fell to the ground unconscious, with damaged vertebrae and teeth knocked out, later slipping into a coma. Emergency medics had to administer oxygen on the pitch.[2] Michel Platini later said that he thought that Battiston was dead, because "he had no pulse and looked pale".[3]

fucking nazi pieces of shit

Based af

What a shame it didn't kill him.
Only a dead Frenchie is a good Frenchie

FFS CANT WE JUST LOSE ONE FUCKING TIME WITHOUT ACCUSING THE WINNER

MUH DIVEGRASS

Friendly reminder that Bild is part of Springer Verlag whose 2. publishing principal is to protect the state of Israel and Jewish people in general at all costs.

thank god we cucked them 3-1 in the final

THE JOOS DID THIS

>bild
>guronsan

How hard are we supposed to laugh?

They should have tested Boateng for drugs instead.
What the fuck was he thinking?

>get doped like russian olympic team whole tourney

>lose the final anyways against a team w/o their only good player

oh wow so it was probably some kind of doping burnout

WW1 caused lots of butthurt and german pride was hurt.
Hitler hit on that and made it big.
WW2 is in fact a butthurt rage of Germans.

>Gurosan

Do they fact check at all?

if they were drugged they should have been good instead of doing nothing and relying on some retarded hand penalty, like spain dr fuentes style.