Chloe is approaching you, what do you say to her?

Chloe is approaching you, what do you say to her?

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Nothing. She gives the impression she is a cunt.

Go back to the farm you fucking cow.

Im not a nigger, she wouldnt be interested in me.

RAPE NEEDS NO WORDS

"Keep on telling those fucking loser Kardashians to go fuck themselves in that cute way you do, and I will love you forever, even though you're a coalburner."

Women are below men in every way.

I would stick a knife to her throat and say if you scream youre going to get cut. Then I would stretch out her balloon knot.

her shoulders are unusually large for a women

make cow sounds

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me
And you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel
Nuts, yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch,
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered,
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola
Stock you are inclined to make me rise
An hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

360 walk away

Here's a better quality version of that picture.

I have bigger boobs than you.

ask her if I can lick that sweet hole

Nothing, 'cause I can't stand her.

perfect

ditto

not her asshole

>lure her in with a friendly "hey, arent you chloe grace moretz? huge fan. wanna sign this for me?">as soon as she steps over, sucker punch her in the uterus>turn 360 degrees and powerwalk away

"Where is your belly button?"

>Chloe is approaching you, what do you say to her?

Nothing. She isn't hot and is financially and socially out of everyone heres league.

Why do weebs care about an average FAS-looking woman when you can fap to much hotter (that you will never fuck either)?

*BRAAAP*

Chole! Can you tell me if this real?

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I turn 360ยบ and walk away

If one more faggot posts this retarded fake picture I'm retiring from Sup Forums

make refrigerator sounds

>what do you say to her?
Nothing. I just hand her the business card of a well-respected plastic surgeon specializing in breast augmentation.

I wouldn't say anything because I'm a pussy.

hi chloe

Edgy

Nigger whore

>I appreciate the input

youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

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YOU LOOK LIKE A DISGUSTING DONKEY WITCH MATED WITH A REFRIDGERATOR

Why have you gotten so fat?

Are those the panties your mother laid out for you?

holy shit muh 90s nostalgia
i did not expect these feels

aw shit nigga

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"Hillary is a murderer"

Nothing, I'd ignore her like I do most other people on the street

sit on my face

>inb4 normie get off my board reeee

I'd keep it real and just say
>"Get in the fuckin van you little cunt"