>be 24 >still live at home >on leave from school due to self diagnosed chronic depression and ADHD >huge gamer >play every console except for the wii because my faggot brother Caleb always hogs it to play wii sports >download pokemon go >don't expect it to live up to the hype because of all the bandwagoners >its actually pretty decent >find out about pokestops being at funerals >tell my dad we should visit grandmas grave >she died a few months ago because she was old >we go to the cemetary >don't find any fucking pokemon or see a poke stop >waist of a fucking trip
tl;dr, where the fuck do I go for poke stops other than cemeteries and why wasnt that one a poke stop?
Noah Long
>self diagnosed
Fuck off, faggot.
Levi Carter
are you being serious? >how do I find a poke stop >check que map >found one!
maybe look at the fucking screen?
Grayson Torres
alright faggot calm the fuck down I just downloaded it how was i supposed to know
Luke Davis
>just downloaded it >tricked your dad into taking you to your dead fucking grandmothers grave just to get a few pokeballs You should self diagnose yourself with autism.
Austin Hill
Pokestops can be anything and everything. If you have LEGITIMATELY no pokestops around, you could request one be made as a last resort. I have a cemetery by my house ironically and two of the graves were made pokestops by the family members. I just pick up some free pokeballs, eggs, etc. on my way to work.
Camden Martinez
how did I trick my dad into taking me? All I did was ask him to go. it wasn't like he was never going to go anyway faggot
ok how do I request one?
Evan Cooper
>check map >what is blue square? >tap >this is a POKESTOP
>move around >phone vibrates >what happened? >check map >pokemon spawn >how to capture? >tap on pokemon >enter "catch" mode >throw (LITERALLY) the ball >hit pokemon >pray it doesnt freeze >gj got it
>Hit transfer >Never see pokemon again
>Farm pokemons >Transfer the worst ones >Repeat until level 15
how do I catch stuff other than fucking rats and pidgeys
Cameron Hill
vamo a calmarno
Julian Wilson
If you can't see how this was a bit manipulative you really are autistic. You asked your dad to go to your grandmothers grave and he probably thought you wanted to visit her but you had a hidden agenda of getting a few pokeballs. You have to see how using your dads time and pretending to care about your dead grandmother makes you grade A Autism.
Nathan Brooks
if my dad thinks I cared about her than hes the autistic one, not me
Eli Allen
I shall remark it, it was the first sentence boy
>MOVE AROUND
Simple as that, different zones mean different spawns
My area is fucking full of fucking doduos, but I move to other areas and find interesting stuff >Found 65 different pokemons in 2 days most >moving barely in a 5km radius
David Morris
alright, ill try moving around more then. besides the cemetary and around the block i havent walked that far.
the game pisses me off so fucking much
Angel Smith
shes your grandmother. Wheres your respect?
Lincoln Cook
ride a fucking bike you fat neckbeard
literally the most useful item both in the game, and real life
>works charms for eggs >helps with fast-tracking pokemons >(EVEN THO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE WITH THE GODDAMN 3-STEP BUG) >travel long distances fast (more spawns) >no need to be hasty >uniform speed, never getting tired >do easy 10-15km without problems >find people at bait modules all day >socialize >sad it has been done by a game, yeah >but socialize
There you go
Parker Ward
I lost all respect for her ever since she called me a fool for taking anything on here as fact.
Evan Sanders
...
Luis Martin
Your an even bigger faggot for having a wii
Sebastian Bell
autism plz
Mason Edwards
>self diagnosed
Luke Brown
>*places both hands on each side of my head and run around shouting "ohhhh shiiit"*
Hunter Torres
Self diagnosed. Kill yourself.
Adam Bennett
Fuck you
Camden Rivera
/thread
Caleb Phillips
This.
Aaron Long
this was a pathetic attempt at being funny
Zachary Parker
dis edgelord
Landon Smith
>on leave from school due to self diagnosed chronic depression >self diagnosed Kill yourself