Be 24

>be 24
>still live at home
>on leave from school due to self diagnosed chronic depression and ADHD
>huge gamer
>play every console except for the wii because my faggot brother Caleb always hogs it to play wii sports
>download pokemon go
>don't expect it to live up to the hype because of all the bandwagoners
>its actually pretty decent
>find out about pokestops being at funerals
>tell my dad we should visit grandmas grave
>she died a few months ago because she was old
>we go to the cemetary
>don't find any fucking pokemon or see a poke stop
>waist of a fucking trip

tl;dr, where the fuck do I go for poke stops other than cemeteries and why wasnt that one a poke stop?

>self diagnosed

Fuck off, faggot.

are you being serious?
>how do I find a poke stop
>check que map
>found one!

maybe look at the fucking screen?

alright faggot calm the fuck down I just downloaded it how was i supposed to know

>just downloaded it
>tricked your dad into taking you to your dead fucking grandmothers grave just to get a few pokeballs
You should self diagnose yourself with autism.

Pokestops can be anything and everything. If you have LEGITIMATELY no pokestops around, you could request one be made as a last resort. I have a cemetery by my house ironically and two of the graves were made pokestops by the family members. I just pick up some free pokeballs, eggs, etc. on my way to work.

how did I trick my dad into taking me? All I did was ask him to go. it wasn't like he was never going to go anyway faggot

ok how do I request one?

>check map
>what is blue square?
>tap
>this is a POKESTOP

>move around
>phone vibrates
>what happened?
>check map
>pokemon spawn
>how to capture?
>tap on pokemon
>enter "catch" mode
>throw (LITERALLY) the ball
>hit pokemon
>pray it doesnt freeze
>gj got it

>Hit transfer
>Never see pokemon again

>Farm pokemons
>Transfer the worst ones
>Repeat until level 15

>Reach level 15
>Use lucky egg
>Evolve BEST caught pokemons
>Enjoy level 20

Now you are supposed to know "everything"

how do I catch stuff other than fucking rats and pidgeys

vamo a calmarno

If you can't see how this was a bit manipulative you really are autistic. You asked your dad to go to your grandmothers grave and he probably thought you wanted to visit her but you had a hidden agenda of getting a few pokeballs. You have to see how using your dads time and pretending to care about your dead grandmother makes you grade A Autism.

if my dad thinks I cared about her than hes the autistic one, not me

I shall remark it, it was the first sentence boy

>MOVE AROUND

Simple as that, different zones mean different spawns

My area is fucking full of fucking doduos, but I move to other areas and find interesting stuff
>Found 65 different pokemons in 2 days most
>moving barely in a 5km radius

alright, ill try moving around more then. besides the cemetary and around the block i havent walked that far.

the game pisses me off so fucking much

shes your grandmother. Wheres your respect?

ride a fucking bike you fat neckbeard

literally the most useful item both in the game, and real life

>works charms for eggs
>helps with fast-tracking pokemons
>(EVEN THO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE WITH THE GODDAMN 3-STEP BUG)
>travel long distances fast (more spawns)
>no need to be hasty
>uniform speed, never getting tired
>do easy 10-15km without problems
>find people at bait modules all day
>socialize
>sad it has been done by a game, yeah
>but socialize

There you go

I lost all respect for her ever since she called me a fool for taking anything on here as fact.

...

Your an even bigger faggot for having a wii

autism plz

>self diagnosed

>*places both hands on each side of my head and run around shouting "ohhhh shiiit"*

Self diagnosed.
Kill yourself.

Fuck you

/thread

This.

this was a pathetic attempt at being funny

dis edgelord

>on leave from school due to self diagnosed chronic depression
>self diagnosed
Kill yourself

>self diagnosed

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