Eternal /trb/

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god
fucking
damnit

>tfw
At least I'm first in this nightmare group. Apparently I wasn't first if it was a goalless draw (1-1 draw vs Atletico at home).

>no "normieisms leads to everyone getting b&"

Anyone know what league has the lowest average PA at the start of the game?

>Only lose 2-0
>My 16 year old regen had a 7.1 performance

>tfw Mourinho's United have turned the EPL into a one club league

I hope this doesn't happen irl.

Of the default db? Haven't checked but I'd imagine Indonesia or one of the other Asian nations

>first two images are my creations
this feeling... it must be pride.

current mood: youtube.com/watch?v=KmpMO2dJQ6Q

I've gone on holiday every single game for two seasons straight

rate

Does anyone, other than let's players I suppose (although who wants to watch FM let's plays?), actually use the whole social media plug in thing? Seems like turning the autism to 11 to tell the entire planet just how many hours you just spent on the preseason alone.

0/10
use the Instant Result mod instead

>(although who wants to watch FM let's plays?)
you'd be surprised, many in here are guilty of watching a recent let's play livestream.

REEEEEEEEEEE

>letting people know how autistic you are
I wouldnt recommend it

I thought you didn't want to be bullied anymore Mitch?

>you'd be surprised, many in here are guilty of watching a recent let's play livestream.

A livestream would make more sense, because they have some level of audience participation and interaction.

>Lucas scored a goal

THE END IS NIGH

YESSSSSSSSSSS

please do not call me by that name again.

>Fleetwood
Found his level

only took 2 ACL destructions

And I splurge for a regen once again. Was gonna turn 19 in January and Fullham would've signed him if I had waited for him to decide due to EPLEL money.

Too bad his Vision is a bit low, would've made a decent RPM.

>tfw not sure if he is playing for or against them

That can be arranged, what would you like?

>shitter complains about lack of first team football
>start him in the next game
>gets a red card
>gets injured 2 days later for 7 months

Good fucking riddance, thanks Miles.

Cuck Norris

The story I had with this lad.
>"Boss boss, I know I've had my arm and legs broken in five places, but sure you make me start again when I'm back right? RIGHT?"

Does he keep falling asleep in tumble dryers or something?

...

Aight Match.
youtube.com/watch?v=IeClSARRBrw

The annoying thing is that he kept picking up annoying injuries. Not minor stuff like flu and not quite the stuff that sidelines you for months like cruciate ligaments, broken feet or shit like that. Each time he comes back he twists his ankle or knee and he's out for weeks.

His poor ribs

>this guy is in charge of our foreign affairs

Who will win Euro 2072, hosted in Scotland & Wales?

It is scary. Feels like we're living in an episode of The Thick of It

I've thought this too, a Thick of it series dealing with brexit would be amazing

>we literally have a Brexit Secretary

Boris in charge would have been even more insane

I dunno what is it with UK regens, but all their CA/PA points is going straight into physicals and there's never ever anything left for Mentals or Tekkers. I don't recall Ashley Cole being like that; that said the EPLEL also rates Évra so...

What does trb stand for?

talking right bollocks

the retarded butters

Team Related Banter.

Those Rude Boys

trollball

African players are just the worst aren't they?

Always jetting off for international duty at inconvenient times, no loyalty, always want an insane amount of money. Just fuck off bro.

tits r best

>always want an insane amount of money
Applies to every player that comes from EPLEL due to the money in the league.

The fact that he got outmaneuvered and had to not run to be PM but now gets a senior position from which he can easily launch a campaign after May has had her term whilst being kept relatively clear of the potential shitstorm that will come from her choosing either to trigger or not trigger article 50 is exactly what is most like The Thick of It. Just reeks of him getting protected so he can be put in charge in a few years while promoting someone senior to be a scapegoat for the inevitable shitstorm after which they can just retire or go to a smaller role with no significant damage to the party or people perceived to be its upcoming stars.

This

>28 seats

qt nordic players are the best.

>£2.1m for 28 seats

I'm sorry, how the fuck does a goalkeeper get injured this often?

>He doesn't treat his fans to a luxury throne each

Can't argue with that

tactics, retardedness, booze

>I'm going to wait until you have made an offer

>undersoil heating
wonder if such small seat additions improve stadium condition

>undersoil heating

>Selling rejects
I swear Russian clubs will sign any foreigner.

I dunno why this triggers people so much, I just offer them what they are already on or a decent raise if they are already on peanuts and have developed into someone clearly quite important for the team. If they accept that is great and they rarely get pissed off because the offer isn't a massive insult and from there you can just negotiate as normal. Only time it is a problem is if they're old and may be due for a drop in wages but usually by that point you should be getting rid anyway.

>Hibs mentioned

Pretty good comeback effort.
Will kek if Trencin get raped in the 2nd leg and go out having been 4-0 up on aggregate at one point.

how does one country get two teams in the 2nd round of CL?

Not sure, thought a Russian like yourself might know.

Is a 0-0 draw at home to Astana good or bad?

Dunno if you're maymaying, but
>(Slo)
>(Svk)
And indeed, I don't think it's possible if FM happens, perhaps, to be a decent reference. The second team will be straight into group phase.

>Meanwhile, in the post-Wilmots era...

better than I expected
worse than what >we could've gotten
1-0 on CCCs, so a bit disappointing, although glad to have survived a shitty start to the 2nd half unscathed
if only the manager realised he can put all the yugo midfielders on the pitch
maymaying

>Dunno if you're maymaying
Its post like this that remind me that our claims to autism are jokes but at least one guy in here definitely has it

Squeaky bum time incoming

A bit annoying to get this much money desu. This is probably the part where the game becomes boring, for me at least.
>my highest paid player is on £12k a week
>I can now offer £78k a week wages

This is a repeat of my first ever knockout round 3 seasons ago. I haven't gotten past that round ever since. And it isn't good news: for some reason, Torino became one of the new superpowers in Italian football.

play an FM before the big money deals to avoid this

Better not manage in PL 2bh. Too easy.

>£78k a week wages
Yeah but that 2022 money

>Absolution
>part of the Hitman series

But the ride from the Conference North/South to the PL is the most fun. So many promotions

FUCK

well done lads

>6.4
>5.8
>6.4
>6.1
>5.5 (!)
Fined, all of them. Raises their Work Rate and/or Determination.

And two weeks for Artur Sniec. Seriously, 4.6?

their job was to get us through to the half final and they did it :^)

You need to break up your sentences more. This reads like a Russell Brand episode

Probably a tough thing to ask with 14 Long Throws.

Or like a Zero Punctuation episode.

>121 days to next match
The trials of international management...

Make that 52 days.

>this motherfuckers positions

>set up transfer status to reject all bids below asking price
>30 team's stingy as fuck bids rejected
>players aren't pissy
>i hold onto players

that's certainly easier than i thought it would be.

2nd in the league and won the FA Cup. Not a bad first season.

stop chatting shit about me you fucker

Why can my keeper play up front?

Most goals and most assists. Zaha was highest rating though on 7.5

>Doge so afraid of fireworks he's """brave""" enough to get inside the house even tho' he knows he's not allowed to
>It's nearly the 14th of July, French National day
Bet he's gonna try and go hide himself in the bathroom at the floor. Too bad my bedroom is right in front of it, so time to see if he's more afraid of fireworks or of me.

k Motch.

>Diaz still banging em in at 39 at WB

i mean you're signing players from the welsh lower leagues. lower league lads can play anywhere.

SI really needs to step up their quality here.

>not allowed inside the house
???
do you run a farm

M E M E

can we not talk about dogs pls