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Europa Universalis 4 edition

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gas the rich class war now

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good post

gas the riches name war now

I can do it with my fingers so they should be able to

Eagerly awaiting the global race war desu lads

I feel like /brit/ has both the smartest posters on Sup Forums and the dumbest posters

hahaha yeah girls finger their own g-spot all the time mate

fucking moron. its almost always clitoral stimulation that gets them off.

cant believe that you're a virgin in australia. Literally Normie: The country

>Psychoactive Substances Act 2016
So have they made ANY arrests yet?
Any drug kingpins selling cough syrup to school children been served justice?

I think my biggest regrets of spending my youth on the internet were not getting on the youtube and streaming money

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cant stop dwelling on how much i feel i missed out on my youth

awww..sooo qt!!

It's a good thing the flags help to clear up any confusion.

me on the right

>blacked with white people
my man that's just x-art

hmmm rly mak mi thonk

have a good feeling about 2017, lads

>tfw no north/south civil war

I imagine it'd be awkward and tiring to reach, especially for the purpose of full on self-fingerblasting, but I don't know

How about I blow a dose of love custard right up your man beaver?

Same.
I'll inevitably kill myself, I think.

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And I know whose side I’m fighting on. I’m fighting with the blacks. The whites are gonna get their heads kicked in

>its almost always clitoral stimulation that gets them off.
yeah maybe if you have shit technique

MY FUCKING HEADPHONE KEEP PRODUCING STATIC ITS DRIVING ME MAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Turn down the volume

'self-fingerblasting'

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i just have an adorably small little cock :)

I guarantee he does something retarded diplomatically within a year, like call the queen a cunt or something

newsbeat should not exist

those two have so much internalised misogyny

watching streamers with like 1,000 viewers get dumped hundreds or even thousands of £s on them over the course of like 4 hours just for playing a fucking video game and talking makes me feel a bit sick desu

Would like an insight into the minds of those nutters on Twitch who donate hundreds over and over and over to the same streamer.

Not a fucking hope if there was a race war Blacks would win. Just not a hope. Asians would come close but id like to imagine whites would win. If Europe wanted they could rape Africa again and establish exploitative empires and become great again.

Get a load of these virgin Yanks and Aussies lads haha

same lad

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2BH

Sex is fucking disgusting

virgin

can you stop waiting until the start of every new thread to post your conceited wank thanks

megadeth or metallica?

Would all the actual limp wristed microdick cuckolds (i never use this term) actually FUCK OFF

fucking coon lovers

the jigs up, lads
bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38223838/is-your-postman-delivering-drugs

Sad pupper

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What do you think happens after you die, lads? I feel like it would be a dreamless sleep

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Ah yes, the modern left, very scary

Cleaning up after sex is disgusting desu. While it lasts sex is great. Even better if you're doing it with someone you have feelings for. One night stands are overrated desu.

metallica

just a reminder that if you don't like a woman's natural musk you're low test

who cares

Anyone here ever gave his gfs pooper a propper licking?

Thinking about doing it but not quite sure.

The so-called scran

Tipped boss man £2 because I was feeling cheerful

The Queens a great lady -- really just fantastic, amazing woman, real -- anyway, she's just a great lady, truly, wonderful woman. Absolutely adore her and what she's done -- amazing woman. Loved her work with David Bowie, just an amazing song, Bohemian Rhapsody, really just fantastic. I think we're going to have a great, really just a brilliant diplomatic relationship together

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Well, who are the half-castes gonna fight with?

Used to like Megadeth more as a teenager but they just seem too corny now so I'd say Metallica

it would be the opposite for this to make sense

How can ANYONE find these atrocious creatures even slightly cute?
They're genetic messes and deserve to be runt food.
literally /r9k/: the dog

>unknowingly
bullshit
m8 of mine was a postie, he had a package that stunk of weed
he asked his supervisor what he should do and he just said;
>we don't pry, we just deliver

When do the seppos generally leave, lads?

What'd you get this time lad?

Jesus fucking christ

oh my days it's mad

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>Literally getting his 5 a day from the take away

Southerner

how do people lick batty rings without getting e. coli?

How the fuck should I know, the concept of a race war is a ridiculous subject and probably wont actually happen, but all im saying is that if it dead blacks and hispanics are NOT winning. Dunno what half castes would do, dont think either side would want them.

>pineapple

into the trash

are you honestly going to eat all of that?

FUCK OFF POORTHENER
*VIRGIN WALKS AWAY TO TALK TO NOBODY ELSE*

Isn't this the one who was talking about genociding white straight males?

Christ alive

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>mate will be at my house in 10 minutes
ooooh time for a danger wank

Hawaiian, chicken kebab with salad and tomato sauce, cheese & bacon burger with relish, chips and a bottle of coke.

You always reply to me.

Got to stay healthy lad

No

Yes

Lads please cease with all the vulgar language and crude caveman speak

You are really disgusting me today

Lord almighty, I feel my temperature risin'

shouldn't really be giving pakis money or eating their halal shite

>I don't eat pineapple on my pizza

>Queen ascends to the throne, has some gay sex, dies of AIDS -- many such cases!

what are batty rings

>The Home Office says it is spending £1.9m trying to "increase understanding" in how organised crime networks "adapt and diversify" using technology.
Fucking KEK

2million to come up with: "WE'RE FUCKED"

i'm a skeng man but i still use knives

Lmao

Literally all we would have to do is cut off aid and Africa would descend into anarchy.

tad racist this wind your neck in cunt or you'll be first on the list in the class war

had to throw away the boxers i shat myself in yesterday. saved the jeans tho

id cut your face off ya idabi fuckin rat

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is this the new twitter girl to stalk then?

Have you ever seen an abbo?

bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38223838/is-your-postman-delivering-drugs

>We bought an ecstasy pill on the dark web for £5 plus £3 postage. Tests found the pill's only active ingredient was MDMA

Good advert for darkweb drugs thanks BBC

dont own a washing machine?

Desperately trying to squeeze a poo out lads

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I do :3

Lads it's been an hour and she's still got the pen in because I never told her to take it out lel