What would you do if the Purge was real, anons?

What would you do if the Purge was real, anons?

purge

start a buisness in the security industry and make a fuck ton of money

Thats not very specific at all
I'd kill you for that

Load up and hide.

Those retards put the american flag on a russian made gun

Buy firearm manufacturing stocks and make a killing

The same thing I'm going to do now, kill myself.

I wasn't specific enough
What would your purge night activities be

there is american made aks you fucking retard

my nigga

Uh, I'd probably try to stalk around and attempt to kill anyone I saw killing people.
I wouldn't feel bad about killing murderers.

Kidnap three judges.
Lock them in a basement with midevil weapons all over the place.
There can only be one.

I'd poop on your chest OP.

This
The pattern is very common and easy to come by, AKs have been made almost everywhere there are machineries really.

Buy one of these, then I'm good.

That's a surge protector friend
Not a purge protector

I would drink a beer ... and I'm not even 21.

Get all of my ex's, do some movie Saw shit.

I'd have my house boarded up and secured as much as possible.
My bro and I would post up on the roof with rifles.
Shoot anyone who comes close to the property.

Oh yea. Oops

The Korean shop owner strategy.
I like it.

id have a buisness to cater to your needs

YEa for sure if there was some sort of purge-related security company I would spend a good amount on home defense

It makes sense in the film friend, that guy is Russian, he's making fun of america sort of.

Probably just go steal gold and silver.

read a book

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U cant tell me what to do nigger

I would go pee pee in the girls restroom

Jaywalk.

you would be a murderer then. would you kill yourself at the end of the night?

Okay I won't

Nah I'm special :^)

Glad I could make you feel smart for a day

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I'm about to kill myself

fire every nuke everywhere

Remove watermelon.

Lol u cant throw nukes XD

remove kebab and charge extra 10%

I'd go to a convenience store and take all the pennies from the take-a-penny, leave-a-penny tray.

>mfw

get it all out of my system.

I would kidnap my neighbour daughter and tech her how bad the purge is. She 12yo

I wouldn't seed my torrents

cringe

I wouldn't let people in when they are trying to change lanes

Do this to your bathroom

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you monster!

tie my sister in law up and push enemas up her bum till she had to shit and then wheel my wifes prised open mouth into the stream of her uncontrollable effluence.

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>marrying someone you hate
LOL americans. this is the real reason everyone thinks so lowly of you.

well I'm not going to start killing people just because it's suddenly legal if that's what you're asking, but I would definitely defend myself/kill anyone that came at me.

where are you from?

Purge.

nothing, because life wouldn't fall apart like it does in the movies

once you grow up user, you'll realize most people aren't closet criminals who are only kept in check by the force of law

I'd set up a business around "Purge Tours"!(TM)

Where I convert buses in to gigantic Armored Personnel Carriers, fill them with well paid mercenaries to act as security escorts, and take people out on tours of purge night

We're talking like military grade bulletproof glass in the windows, drone based air support, a company policy that anyone who attacks one of our buses will be hunted down and killed by another branch of our company same or next purge night to prevent people from fucking with us etc.

It would be expensive as hell to cover overheads, but I think it would be a good business all in all, it offers something new, something people would probably pay a ton for.

Iraq.

fuckin dune coons man

Why did this make me laugh...

gay

Kit up and grab some friends and rifles and kill all the autists roaming around with katanas and all that anime crap they like

RAPE
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE

Would go kill niggers.

This guy gets it.

The correct answer is tax fraud. File your taxes on purge day, obviously.

Spend the year preparing for the night, and spend the night protecting my family.

There's a hot teenage girl that lives across the street. I'd start with her.

Stop the criminals using non-lethal methods.

That shit chambered in .40?

Hey batman whats up dude

Anally?

Kill trannies

double cringe

There's only a couple people I would actually hunt.
After that I would just be looking for women to fuck, by force if need be.

Well lets see here, there would be quite a few things I would do XDD. Firstly would be to go to the store and steal condoms because sometimes it is too embarrassing to buy them in person. I would make sure to get more than I need since I always end up needing more then I buy. After I get back (and I would get back because I am very agile and swift and would be able to escape any other purgers about) I would go to my neighbors house with the newborn baby. I would break in using my superior picklocking skills (learned before purge day) and then I would steal their baby :3. I would then burn the child in the safety of my own already-prepaired burn basement so that it would not be identifiable to the parents the next day XD. Following this I would raise the child as my own over the next few years teaching it to submit to my every will. I would name her (and it would be a girl of course) Judy (like Judy Hopps) and then on her eighteenth birthday I would fuck her in the burn basement for an upwards of 5 days and then set her free to live her own life :3.

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I would purge by setting IEDs for you and your cuck army

Fuck schoolgirls and kill some dudes

>steal an entire car dealership
>next morning comes
>I own all these cars now
>nothing they can do about it since it was completely legal
>begin my new career as a dealership owner

Thats not how it works
You can steal the cars, but come morning the paperwork is still in the dealerships name
So they repo all the shit and get you put away for possession of stolen property, as it became stolen as soon as the purge ended

I'd get pee pee all over the seats

I'd probably cross the street without looking both ways. That requires going outside, nvm.

Nope, my dealership now. I'd explain to the police that I acquired the dealership the previous night during the purge voiding any claim the previous owner has to the property

Someone would have to cross 1000 yards of open ground that I have ranged at every 100yds. Guns and ammo. Not to worried about the purge

How would you acquire it? You can't just claim a property without paperwork, which would never be filed during the purge, so come the next day it would be meaningless and you would be in jail....

By that logic I could walk over to my locL bank and claim it as mine.

Rob Best Buy and replace my shitty laptop.

I think what he would do that night is make a fuck ton of money

But by the same logic you could never steal anything during the purge because later you could be charged with possession of stolen property.

Exactly. But I wouldn't do a bank, they'd more than likely have tons of heavily armed security. Nobody would secure a dealership like that

Purge Nig Nogs.

Same here.

Fuck your mother on your bed
nut on your pillow
make the bed
flip pillow over
leave

FUCKING KEK

Fucking faggot beta, thinking he can tell me what to do.

Haha.

Shoot whoever ruined the original film's concept with overacting and shots of barren streets despite the fact that the Purge is literal legal chaos.

I would steal... the Declaration of Independence.

I would kill OP