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how is this bitch in everything
she can barely act and isn't even that hot
Don't care. The only decent one of the trilogy was the first one.
Most pandering movie ever
not casting her and paying her the same salary as the highest paid actor would be sexist though
the real question is how are studios allowed to make movies without her in them
This actually could be good if they made a real movie instead of using it as a vehicle for feminism.
Why? The whole point of OE original and remake was they were a group of cool dudes who hung out and had adventures both on and off screen. Who is JLaw's rat pack? Amy Fatmer?
Let's cast this movie, Sup Forums.
>Elizabeth Banks as the bitch
While I like the X-men series, I really hope it flops so she is finally blacklisted in Hollywood. All those shitty Hunger Game movies did poorly. A shit X-Men box office could sink her.
Fuck it will bomb so hard.
Eva Green
Marisa Tomei
Alexandria Daddario
Jessica Chastain
Emma Stone
Antje Traue
Stacy Dash
Penelope Cruz
Selma Hayak
Elizabeth Olsen
Saorse Ronan
Elizabeth Banks
Skyler was right.
When Ghostbusters bombs will it effect this movie?
By 2020 hollywood will have reboots down to 16 month cycles
Hollywood, no longer stuck on simply remaking every story ever told, has moved forward. They will now tell every story ever told, again, but with chicks!
>chick flick
No thank you.
>heard a shitty stand up comedians make fun of this years ago
>Ocean's 11 with women wouldn't work because two would keep breaking off to talk shit about the other 9
kek
Yes, it will make them try harder because clearly the patriarchy is more oppressive than initially perceived, and thus needs more effort to smash.
I just want hollywood to stop miscasting her
Reality will be disregarded.
I never got the appeal of those oceans movies. My whole family loved them. I always thought they were really boring.
theyre fun. the cast has good chemistry
12 angry women is gonna happen, i know it
Honestly, I'm annoyed with the ironically sexist way females are being portrayed right now. It's so dishonest and absurd that it becomes sad. It's either lowest of the low potty humor, or sexy GI Joe. Pic related was the last movie I saw that had an honest portrayal of women. It was funny, it was sad, and I was able to empathize with it unlike the insane empty headed caricatures in most movies nowadays.
A heist movie with women could be really good, and I might want to see it. But just like with Ghostbusters, they're taking a property, ripping out all the charm, and painting over it.
>mfw she'll still whine about not getting paid as much more than her male co-stars as she thinks they would if in her place.
>mfw this delicious myth of oppression tricks the most privileged people on earth to feel bad for themselves.
Take out Antje and put in Idris Elba.
Tomei plays the jew who funds them and tells the stories of the failed robberies
no
>fun buddy movies
>want to make a female the lead
into the fucking trash
This guys actually pretty fucking funny. I'm surprised
>Ghostbusters tanks
>Sorry Jennifer, we're canning the Oceans reboot
Is there any woman in holywood who isn't a stuck-up cunt?
>we need a female to portray a highly skilled ex co-
>I stopped listening after female
I can sympathise with hollywood execs to a certain degree
>the political climate has changed, the people want strong women in their movies
>*reboot fan faovurites*
>*they all flop*
>I don't get it, they wanted more women in movies!
>walks into casino
>MY BOOBS ARE BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
>meanwhile her accomplices clean the place
I can already imagine the trailer with her voice:
>There are things to steal in this world
>Money is coming
>We are womenz
>And we're independants
>Together
>STRROOONKKK
>We...are...Oceans 11.
Producer Kikelstein here
Which classic reboot wouldn't get ruined by a strong womyn cast?
The people don't want strong women in leads though.
That's a myth.
Danielle Ocean- jlaw
Dusti Ryan - Rachael mcadams
Lisbon Caldwell - rebell Wilson
Tula malloy- Claudia o'doherty
Verginia Malloy - girl from
a t and t
there are tons of movies doesnt treat womyn like what u said u just didnt watch enough
I think they do, just in original movies.
Having them in place of former male characters kind of undermines the whole thing.
no blacks or trans women
nope
They should try the opposite of grrll power
>Charlie's Angels reboot
Charlene's Angels
>all-female ocean's 11
Could be good. Ocean's 12 was kinda shitty, but Thirteen was a little better.
>starring Jennifer Lawrence
We're at peak Jlaw hate at the moment. Announcing her in it is pretty much them saying "hey Internet please hate on this movie like you did the Ghostbusters so we can get people talking about it and then spin it like the only reason you hate it is misogyny."
Yeah, cause when people stop hating her, they realise she's not that great of an actress to begin with.
brokeback mountain
jlaw
kstew
emma stone
olivia munn
imogen poots
allison brie
olivia wilde
jamie clayton
amber heard
rooney mara
vikander
what's next, a remake of the bourne identity with pic related as "jamie bourne"
>more JLaw
STOP
>emma stone
>allison brie
>olivia wilde
>amber heard
>vikander
other than that pretty garbage list m8
>JLaw
How many flops before they stop pushing her?
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Jennifer Lawrence is at Adam Sandler levels right now. Pretty much everyone hates her. Saying she'll be in an Oceans 11 reboot is basically them trying to start shit on the internet.
>Inb4 villian is a cis white male
An Oceans 11 reboot?
.....WHHHYYYY!?!?!?!
Is nobody in hollywood capable of making an original production anymore? Just fucking give it another name, make a heist movie.... Enough with the fucking reboots!
NO
FUCK OFF
NO
FUCK
OFF
>tfw nearly every girl I know is tired of this stronk women bullshit
Who decided that J Law was some super star? Why are they cramming her into these films?
Is this the first 3rd generation remake we're getting?
Its super early so my brain might not be working but i cant think of another
Ghostbusters
Damn it, Krager, I knew you were gay nigger, I knew it.
Don't respond to it Jesus Christ
>no sadfu
not watching
Isn't the final twist of the movie how george clooney gets the girl? by tricking the casino owner?
Is J-law going to trick a female casino owner and get the man? god this movie is going to be a disaster
also
>women pulling off a heist
The Magnificent Seven is coming out soon, isn't it?
Can't wait for the all women Predator and Saving Private Ryan releases.
Thank god she is almost over. Her movies are starting to bomb she is aging like shit. I can't wait to see the last of Reddit's waifu.
Women that would be better than Jennifer Lawrence?
>The Devil Wears Predator
Female heist
Are these kike producers serious
she ruined the x-men, now shes off to ruin another franchise
I was willing to give the idea a chance but it just dawned on me how bizarre that premise is.
lawrence is a meme actress
isn't the whole point of the Ocean's movies for Clooney and his pals getting to spend 2 weeks at the casino of their choosing on the studio's dime
as if that many females could work together long enough to pull off something complicated. more then 3 women together for over a hour and you will have some sort of argument or fight
I can't think of a cast that could save this idea, it Ghostbusters all over again.
She could be the Clooney, while JLaw Brad Pitt.
>female bomb expert
>female demolition experts
>female hacking expert
Set it Off worked they had queen latifah though
She could work as a Linus type young up and comer.
You're such a cishet idiot. She is going to seduce her old boyfriend and then leave him in the dust at the end to be arrested like he deserves :^)
JUST LIKE US
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Target audience is tumblr feminists just like Ghostbusters right? I'm sure this will be successful.
The thing that makes these femboots so totally intolerable is that the gender is directly and constantly referenced.
They won't be an eclectic group of female criminals like the original, they will be regular women, all constituting stereotypes, doing a heist specifically to get back at 'the Man'.
The villain will be a a comically sexist, racist, misogynistic caricature.
you dont need bombs or hacking to break into a Macys
even the original movies were pointless boring fucking garbage.
A female cast for an Ocean's 11 movie sounds great actually. I'd totally watch it if it got good reviews
But fuck, anybody but Jennifer Lawrence as the lead
Timothy Dalton would make a great villain now I think about it. Really smug and slimey like in Hot Fuzz
oh how people forget
>original movies
user..
Nah, the first one was a great popcorn heist flick. Highly entertaining, great dynamic between characters, top notch script and direction. It really was a great movie.
This is painfully obvious to me studio execs are looking to tell "women stories" but rather than organically creating them, they're just looking existing franchises to cut and paste women into.
Then when nobody shows up they claim we're misogynistic for not wanting to go see something that's obviously shit.
I heard tge next Oceans 11 movie was gonna be all women and also star Sandra Bullock.
Let it be made. Let it tank. These plastic feminist cunts need to be brought down to planet earth.
>movie that worked because of charismatic leads
>redo it with uncharismatic leads
>Women
>Confidence tricksters
yeah, nah.
Can't wait for a Predator reboot with women only.
Keep waiting Shane Black ain't fucking having any of that.
Ocean's Eleven isn't even that old, why reboot it?
>Women needing to do a heist to get alot of money
>Not just fucking a rich guy
I'm all for girl power but there are just some scenarios where you can't just interchange a man with a woman, it's like trying to remake an all female Saving Private Ryan, Apocalypse Now or Breaking Bad.
Make sure that the Predator is albino to emphasise his white suppression of women