What do you do during a blowjob?

What do you do during a blowjob?

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i clench my fist and prepare myself for war

pokemon go

Pretend you got a text or something and take video

Cum and start farting

Dunno about you faggots but I have my hands full of her hair while I fuck her face.

girls like this are so weird. they flaunt their tits and ass and shit and get offended when you compliment them.

Do yo what comes naturally OP, and keep sucking that dick

Suggest we fuck instead. I have no time for blowjobs except for foreplay.

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This is the only logical answer

I've heard it's polite to clap your hands in her ear right before you deluge the splooge

Close my eyes, think of something else and pretend that the teeth are not hurting my dick

alternate between keeping your hands back and touching her. be a little unpredictable about it.

Generally not much. Sometimes hold her head, sometimes not. I usually just want to just lay back and close my eyes and enjoy it, but she prefers that I watch.
I have to say, getting a BJ and nutting in her throat is absolutely the best feeling. We fuck all the time, no condoms, creampies everytime, sometimes anal, but it still can't be beat

Avoid eye contact

Dude, you must have had some funky blowjobs.

Typically I'll get down on my knees and pull his cock out. I give it a few kisses to tease him then slip the tip in my mouth. After a few moments rolling my tongue around the head I'll slowly start bobbing my head down creeping ever closer to his pubes every time. When I finally have my nose in his short and curlies I start flexing my throat muscles, assuming he's long enough that it reaches that far. None of the boys who are lucky enough to have a cock that long last too long before grunting and telling me they're going to cum. When I know they're just about over the edge I pull back till just the head and an inch or so are still in my mouth and I concentrate as hard as possible on overstimulating him as he goes over the edge and blasts it in my mouth. I take to pulses in the mouth then pull off because all the guys I know love cumming on my face. (I have pretty small tits, so not very many guys ever want to shoot it there.) They'll invariably grab their shaft and blow it all over me. I keep my eyes closed just in case. When it's all over I look him in the eyes and open my mouth so he can see I still have some cum there. Then I close my mouth and make an overly dramatic swallowing motion. Guys love that.

Hope they stay asleep.

Thrashing around on the bed and coming buckets.
WTF, she is doing it for you, fucking enjoy it, if she sees you're enjoying it that much, she could very well be doing it again.
So don't be beta, live it out, you also get stronger orgasms when letting go.
But I'm a femanon, so this is just from experience. But donøt fucking just stand there like it's a sermon...


Yeah, I'm Nordic, live with it.

try not to fart and ruin it forever

>I take to pulses in the mouth then pull off because all the guys I know love cumming on my face.

Holy shit, this is porn fucking up real life!

Cumming on a girl's face is NOT as good as cumming in her mouth.

And you want the full orgasm to happen when your cock in in her mouth. 2 squirts in her mouth won't do.

GF and I have been together long enough that I can get away with it. I generally try to hold farts in during sex, but there is only so much I can do.

> what is subjectivity

I usually fast forward to the fucking

Does it feel better to fuck a chick and pull out, or fuck her and cum inside her?

Same thing with a blowjob.

But, if you like cumming on her face, than go for it.

I never understood the appeal of facials.
In porn I think they look stupid and awkward, and IRL there is no better feeling than getting sucked until you pop in her mouth: why would I want to pull out and jerk myself off?

This user gets it.

Also, dubs speak truth.

Put my hand behind her head, close my eyes and think it's tiny little loli girl doing the job.

Like 4? 8? 10?

You single?

I got my dick sucked, forgot I was getting my dick sucked for a few seconds, then I started getting soft. Then I got soft. And she looks up at me like wtf, I'm like "your turn!" to digress from the fact that getting head was really not that good when I can't see my own dick getting sucked. I was in the dark and her mouth felt like, soft warm moist of course but, like a vacuum cleaner with teeth sucking my blood out. It's the best I can describe it, but getting head was not that special in the dark. At least with the lights on I could see what she's sucking on, but my flaccid penis was like "I'm not having this, go back to wanking instead man"

Post your supreme nordic tits or leave this website

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Imagine that I'm getting it from someone I actually want it from, not the one who is doing it for me.

She must not have been a good cock sucker.

If she's good at it, it's heaven, whether or not you can watch her doing it.

You want OP to imagine it for you?.... I see where you're going with this. . .

Not even a little. Right now I have three guys I routinely hook up with.

funny because the first whore I messed with gave the best head ever, my ex-GF? I couldnt feel much.

And this is why I stay at home, don't share my body/money with anyone, and stay away from social media.

10/10 STD/STI/Gross

Facials is about degrading a woman. And seeing her subject herself to the degradation is hot.

And knowing she will forever have had your cum all over her face, no matter what happens in future. So the next guy she gets will get your degraded whore.

Then you turn 20 and realise it doesn't mean jack shit

What's she doing? Talking to Professor X?

Take me for a faggot but I go for 11 - 13

There isn't too much of a difference for me.

8-12 bro here

berna?

Listen everyone, I can tell how hot a girl is by adding my secret beard/mustache technique. The more the girl resembles a man the uglier.

Judging by my variables, this bitch is fucking ugly! Look at this ugly ass whore of a bitch! Disgusting!

...

Please get help

Math

You can't fuck 10 year olds! Wrong!

... waits exactly 2,922 days.

Sure go ahead, ass fuck that 18 year old, rip that pussy clean, cum in all her holes, and ass fucked her again with 5 more guys. She's legal! let's also put it on camera and sell it for money! Legal! Totally correct! Go humans go!

thanks for this massive kek user

I remind them that when they do it good, I won't have to ass rape them and they get a better dinner. I'm nice enough to let them have their hands untied during it. Ankle chain never comes off though.