ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

I go to chat rooms and act like a women just to feel like one.

My grandma used to give me blowjobs and let me suck her tits everytime I went to visit her, she died two years ago and I masturbate thinking of her all the time.

Shit, I'm getting hard again

I used to do that on aol

My girlfriend has no idea I'm in love with another woman

your mom?

33333 get

Her name is Hanako and I can't stop thinking about her

is she in pokemans?

Katawa Shoujo

my cars mmom try to fonger me in teh back of my frend

I have cheated on every girlfriend I've had.

hotttttttttttt

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

15 years before you were born??

you fucking asshole

i downloaded Dr. Dre's The Chronic on Napster back in 1998.

It was the biggest rush of my life.

thats fucking illegal

over aol 56k?

Thats why I came when the download finished.

fuck yeah. you know it bro.

>list me.

I want to sleep with my 12 year old cousin

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

We all want to sleep with your 12 year old cousin.

>and fuck her too.

hardcore criminal detected.

>her
wut

ah, sorry. I didnt know you were a faggot.

>my bad.

boys need love too

im in a dead relationship and we are both to stupid to leave eachother shes thinks i cheated and doesnt trust me as far as she can throw me. i trust her for the most but hate her shit of whores friends. we both wont leave each other and it fucking sucks because we used to have so much fun together we still do some times but she has a shitty temper so do i and we argue more and more but we make up and stay together.
fucking rip maybe one day we will leave each other but doubt it

I struggle with keeping my daily medications daily, and don't know why. It makes me feel like shit because I feel like it delays the recovery process and the longer it takes the more I'm frustrated but it's my fault.

I went from working 12 hour shifts in an ER to hardly being able to keep my sleeping within reasonable hours and take two pills a day. I'm useless compared to old me.

Have a kid that will fix things

I'm fucking my aunt and my cousin.

are you me
>7 years in
>it was ok for four of them

lets have an honest conversation. are you a man?

Don't remember goodie or south park?

Can't resist new pussy. I fucked three randoms while I was engaged :/

yes but im also not . posted just to fuck with u. but boys do need love too

short engagement?

I jerk off while my friends are hypnotized, I get super turned on by it so it's hard not to

Working on improving my skills at the moment

ah ok. well, I was molested as a kid.

i was gonna help you out. never mind.

This is actually a good thing to do. You understand their perspective. And you understand why they're capable of just dropping a guy like nothing. Seeing thirst from the other side is a real eye opener.

im good :^)
she gives me shit i did before we were together but gets a free pass for everything she did i try to mend things but she says she tries then thinks of things i did and gets irritated and wont ever get over them she says she wont trust me ever again i love her and im sure she loves me but im stupid and wont leave

>hypnotized
>i also believe in wizards and ghosts and jesus

no no no plz teach me how to molest kids!

yeah, pretty sure we're dating the same girl user.

First time telling this story. Probably not a big deal considering this is Sup Forums and all.
>be me, few months ago
>be bi faggot
>decide "what the fuck, let's find a dude on omegle to fap with" mostly because boredom and wasn't really feeling porn
>eventually come across girl with decent rack, she's fondling herself
>suspect fake cam
>don't care
>start fapping
>about to cum
>it switches to a woman squatting and releasing a perfect ice cream swirl shit
>dick is now softer than the shit being dispensed
>decide to be good sport
>type in chat that they got me, was a good joke
>guy stays long enough to make conversation
>ask if i can see his donger now
>shows, wasalright.jpg
>starts putting up normal porn on cam
>eh
>asks me what i like
>say nothing specific bc i just wanna finish at this point
>10 minutes of him showing various porn clips, gradually increasing in kinkiness
>bondage, watersport, whipping, choking, 18 & abused, that one 30secondstofap girl that looks 14...
>suddenly
>cheese pizza
>straight up 10-12 year old masturbating, face shown and all
>i stop fapping completely, am concerned now
>say "where'd you get that haha"
>"i have my sources ;p"
>switches to younger kid trying to wank, is in rainbow stockings
>at least 5 clips of legit children fapping
>ask if he has anything else (as in NOT kids)
>he kinds brushes that off, cycles a few more times, eventually says he has to go
>casually suggest he could get in a lot of trouble for having that stuff
>"don't worry mate, know what im doing :)"
>he leaves
>sit there contemplating what just happened

inb4 "screenshots or fake"
yeah sure lemme screenshot pizza and post it on Sup Forums, gotcha chief.

What's she like? any interest from her?

The new girl is much hotter but it's probably just a matter of time before it happens again

Do what I do, substitute adults for kids, done.

m'lady

i wasnt gonna teach you how to molest kids faggot. I was gonna tell you whats its like to be molested from the kids perspective. (as I was molested.)

im a dude BTW. so dont get your pants down just yet.

Go on

that doesnt make any sense

How long has it been?

happens on omegle often. How did you feel after?

Still in love with my ex after a year now matter how much I try to forget her or drown my memories in Mr. Oizo :^(

Feels bad man

my pants were never on... and id never molest kids anyway. I feel awkward just showering with my nephews

I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things.

Sure it does, hypnotize them and get them to do lewd stuff.

About a year

>I feel awkward just showering with my nephews

you fucking deviant. what kind of OCD fag showers everyday?

kill youself.

TL;DR: Really bad.

Like, tbh, used to be into the pizza when I was 15-16. Was hard to find, but I had a nerd friend who was a self-proclaimed "deep web explorer" (he was a basement dweller) and knew where to go/look. But now, I think about the kids involved. Like what will they become? What will they fall to when they're older? Drugs, prostitution, suicide? And here some people are just getting off to their undeveloped pricks. I guess I just think too much into it. Call me a moralfag, ig.

>be married oldfag (46), been with her 25 years this year.
>she likes to shit on my cock when I fuck her in the ass.
>stinks like crazy but during sex I dont mind as its a turn on when it happens.
>BUT, it makes me wanna puke as soon as I've cum.

Legit.

I hope this is bait

Dear god let it be bait

suicide would make too much of a mess, i couldnt do it

Fuck outta here katawa shoujo fuckboi

I am completely addicted to sex. I don't think my boyfriends dick can handle it. I never can not think about riding him. I actually feel bad for his dick.

Kys

on omegle my cam was blank and i just left it running while doing other stuff. realised some guy was asking if I was female, thought whynot go along with it.

He kept demanding to see me naked and when I would simply reply no I dontfeel comfortable with it, he would insist and demand and simply not give up.

Brain dead.

2016 internet no lifes.

You should probably break it off with your girlfriend without revealing the true reason. There's no use having her around if you don't love her, except maybe for sexual intercourse

i know that my mother (through some family) has been involved in gangbangs with different men and it fucking kills me inside and out. cant even watch porn like that because of it.

Do you have any pics or video I will PayPal you for them or buy you a game on steam

pedophile detected.

>you sick fuck.

I love my girlfriend, there's just another that I love as well

Nice Goonies reference my guy

>loli
>taboo
newfag alert

A pedophile's sexually attracted to children, not drawings. I wouldn't touch a child in real life, they're pretty disgusting. Sounds like you have some growing up on your plate.

I'm now going to use you for a screen capture thand you for taking the bait

double triple

I obsessively worry about losing control of my myself/my mind and that itself is driving me crazy

How old is she? And what family member would tell you this hahaha

i have a ossessive compulsive disorder but i hidden it very well, i m 19 and my parents don't know it.

no i dont have any. and i wouldnt want to look at them if i did. it churns my stomach just thinking about it.

...

pretty sure ill get early onset dementia, ive accepted it

Huh, I see. If it lasted for a year it's likely it's gone beyond the stage of infatuation.
Things like that are better left secrets.

dubs means slow down and live in the now, homie. There's only one now. Even if there could be many. You're in this one.

one of my uncles doesnt get along with her and told me one time why he hated her. he was drunk.

My dad is the political leader of one of the largest parties in my country, and every election since I could vote I've cast my vote for the opposing side.

Fucking lol

I like fucking bitches who like bitches who like money

thats so fake i cant even fap to it

He hates her cuz she's a disgraceful whore? Bummer man. All girls are though so don't stress

Cum ninja thread?

Moar......

>A pedophile's sexually attracted to children, not drawings who look like children.

topkek.

I fucked my manager yesterday.

I was diagnosed with OCD when I four. It fucking sucks. Medicine doesn't really help. As lomg as it doesn't mess with day to day life, should be good.

How?

>your sexual preferences are socially deviant! better start calling you a sick fuck!

Ah well, that's children for you.