I ran out of lube and have no money what the fuck do I do

I ran out of lube and have no money what the fuck do I do

I have never dry cummed

Pls help it hurts

spit faggot

Dude, common knowledge: toothpaste.
Fuckin fresh and smooth

olive oil or some shit idk

buy a tin of Vaseline you dense fucking idiot.

Bengay. Mind will be blown.

Second

That's what u get for relying on lube, I go dry, but I also still got my helmet on so that helps smooth things out

I'm the opposite. I hate using lube.
Dry cumming for life!


(using a plastic bag over it will work.. and it leaves no mess.)

icy hot

I use spit and its perfect

this right here..you reach an almost unattainable euphoria with icy hot

Your all a bunch of lying little faggots

Gold bond powder it tinggles

Wait, you're supposed to use lube?

oil or body wash. don't get it in your dick OP

Just grow a foreskin and never worry about needing lube for fapping again.

Those nuts look like eggs

I only dry cum, only time I use lube is if the gf is giving me a handy

Conditioner

coconut oil is cheap and amazing. better than KY for insertions too, no rectal burn

I used to have doeskin but my dick grew

Use your foreskin

get someone to fuck.

I can't spell doeskin

Its like saying i used to have skin on my had but as my had grew my skin became tense

Bananas are great to use.

I specifically remember having foreskin as a kid so unless I was abducted by a gang of Jews I just grew out of having foreskin.

Soft pic attached guys

get a microwave safe bowl. mix 1 part bleach and 1 part ammonia. there will be a mild exothermic reaction that results in the two chemicals combining to create a hypoallergenic gel lubricant. This is basically how they astroglide.

Thats literally what I said man

Use some shit.

Stop posting that picture u disgusting queer

I'm not exactly sure but that doesn't look like a vagina to me, user

That's what you get for being a cut fag.

>that circumcision scar
get the fuck out of here you fag

BENGAY YOU FUCKING RETARD

I'm sorry which area of my penis has this be specific

Also what the fuck is bengay you homos and why the fuck would I have any

>says the fag in the fruity calvin clines.

Says the guy who clicked the thread

i'm a "cut fag" and i've never used lube, never understood what's so great about it

what is the point of this thread op?

don't do it OP. It's liquid heat and will burn you. It's obviously uncut fags jealous of your clean penis and proof that not being cut causes degeneracy and mental retardation.

You see the color change about 2/3 the way up? That's because the part closer to the head used to be the inside of the foreskin

Take a warm bath it will help a bit.

To be honest I'm on a mission to see how hard I can fuck with b

Use your spit

cooking oil.

>olive oil is love. olive oil is life.

That literally blood oh god I love doing this everyday

By posting pictures of your dick and unshaven balls?

says the homo with an iphone that uses eggs to... ???...eggs to.... yeah I got nothing.

penis

squirty soap

I post daily with a different b8 and always cum hard

Shit in your hand and use that

this post made you seem more gay than when you decided to create a thread by posting your balls

Cum to what? People thinking your a retard? If you wanted faggots to talk about your dick you should have just asked.

I am in fact a fag
I am gone. But doesn't excuse you (yes you) from clicking on a picture of my big red balls and reading this thread

Dude third. Use that shit

Post more! I wanna see that dick cum faggot.

No need for lube

shave your undercarriage bb. noone wants to fuck a faggot with with a hairy boypussy.

/thread

It's so much work tho

Less talk, more cock!

It's not bent it's soft

man up, wd40

Mind if I post cock also?

Fuck it.

full body nudes would be better (face doesn't have to be shown, i.e. hidden with mask, behind book, etc.) but sure, why not. cock away. I'm horny as fuck right now and could use something more to jack off to.

Fuck yes that is nice. I'd definitely suck that.

SHAVING CREAM

These dubs proclaim that you must use your own shit

I would suck yours aswell. Post moar cock pls.

I don't know what happened to my thread

in a pinch
aintibiotic ointment
take a shower and use soap lather ( dont use hand soap it dries on their and makes it look weird and hurt when you get hard)
whipped cream
shaving cream ( have to keep applying more because it dries fast)
banana peel (like natures fleshlight)
any type of cooking oil
really any type of food liquid
ketchup mustard, mayo. etc but this will smell so clean up good
everyday butter is a good option

K

Sadly as nice a thought as that is, Nobody in these threads is ever anywhere near me. :(

Use raw egg whites.

wow brainwashed

Rub the dry head of your cock back and forth lightly against the hair on your arm. Intense tingling orgasm will result.

grow a foreskin

Does op have cancer

what is wrong with his balls

Use some butter or olive oil

Don't do this

...

I wish those massive testicles were on my face

take a shower, use soapy water, thats what i do, if i get caught i just say: "its mine and i am going to wash it as fast as i want to"

Dry cumming is the best for a quickie.

This

I usally use toothpaste when I run out. It smells like hell after but its worth it. Feels really nice on the dick-head.