Espees thread new and improved

espees thread new and improved

Goat lebron show

When do we get to the main award of the night so Lebron can win that too?

should have been "shit and cum eating edition"

this

BREAKING: Steph Curry heard in the bathroom stall crying

I JOE YOU JOE

>lebron wins an award not even related to him

It's happening

I wanted biden to run for president

>leftist who wants to destroy medical innovtion via leftist policies comes on stage to promote cancer research

Lol this guy literally is huge opportunity cost on medical innovation

Can they literally not show anything besides problems in America?

we all do, son

That's the point friend

YOU
JUST
KNOW

fuccing as we speacc t b h

sagers wife is hot

she implied giving him a "groin massage" during the interview outside

So I sat in front of the grocery store for a good 25mins and low and behold a car actaully fucking pulled up with food. God bless you user. I hope you see this.

dont fucking lie

20th for So Sorry.

>Low and behold

It's lo and behold

Why lie. He called the specific place I linked and got the food delievered tonthe address. That guy was cool as fuck, read the last thread.

...

I am literally the guy who said I would send him the food

I NEVER called the food in he was even asking about it last thread

shut up nerd I'm trying to feel while watching the funny suit man

Can you fuck off? We are all enjoying Craig Sagers speech and you have to shit it up so you can try and win an internet argument. You are fucking pathetic.

This speech is pretty based

not me I'm the Baltimore guy that wanted the food delivered to 801 North Glover Street and it never came

Put the ESPYs back on just for Sager. Hope he pulls through.

so it wasn't my stream that froze

take this mandrama shit to /asp/ where it belongs

I got my fucking fish and chicken

I don tussled wit a whale

If you don't love craig sager you're a cuck

Thank you based Sager

My stream is getting the sager speech in spanish now

>Tfw Craig Sager is going to die now just like DavidB and ultimate warrior

>makes a 30 minute speech
Thank God now we can--
>commercial right after with him
OH COME ON

post the receipt

>Craig Sager will probably die before next season starts

I hope not brehs I love that man.

hes lying, dickhead

post the receipt

>Pop and Sager are bros

Shit gets me teary eyed brehs. Seriously...Sager fucking hurts. I hope he can keep fighting and win.

JACK IS BACK

>Serena Williams not an option

>Donaldson and Harper are manlets

you're dumb

Have never heard of a single one of these women

MUH WOMENS RIGHTS

Harper is 6'2". Remember the girl has an extra 5 inches added on thanks to heels.

lmaaaao

Literally who

THIS IS THE WORLD I LIVE IN NOW

What have I missed?

Literally no one actually wants to watch women sports, people SAY they care about it but they are lying. The WNBA is the most boring shit ever, I'd rather kill myself than be subjected to that for more than a quarter of a game

Just got home. What I miss

>No Serena
And they wonder why women's sports aren't taken seriously.

Lay-Up: The Game

>"Durr why don't we get as much recognition as the boys?"

Pic related is why

FUCKING LEL

nothing except sager

What would happen if a full god mode LeBron and friends took on the allstar WNBA team, would the women even score once?

>Steph Curry literally BTFO the whole night
>Cavaliers jerk off session
>Sup Forums

I've tried to just be mature and rational about debating with women about this equal pay/representation shit but at some point maybe we should just start screaming

YOU'RE WEAKER

LESS AMBITIOUS

LESS ATHLETIC

LESS ABLE

PATHETIC

WHINERS

SO YOU GET PAID LESS

John Cena is host right? How's he doing?

nothing its the espys

PLS tell me they talked about how much of a bitch kd and cam are

jej
Also charge your fucking phone

Lebron and 4 shitposters would beat an all star WNBA team

James wins again. Make it 5 for 5 honey.

>Wade presenting
Obviously LeBron is winning since that's his bff

I'd imagine there would be points off of fouls. It would still be in the neighborhood of 110-8.

Steph cucked by Lebron again lmao

LeBron>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Harper>Cam>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Curry

KD got BTFO by John Cena in the monologue

curry just can't win

Djokovic wins 4 grand slams in a row and isn't even nominated?

Serious question. Is LeBron the greatest American athlete of all time

How fucking long is this thing? It's almost like a parody the Simpsons would do on the insane length, it feels like I've been watching all day now and there's still some Muhammed Ali music video?

His story is basically American values in a nutshell.

Espys is only for NFL and nba with other sports barely sprinkled in

FUCK YOU LESNITCH

yep, they said how KD was a pussy and a traitor.

can djokovic dunk?

This is my first time watching this so I have no clue how long this is.

Greatest athlete of all time period

>repeating numbers and triple G wins best fighter

he's not a female or minority so no

>stealing every award from curry he could have
>make him watch it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA will the memeoirs ever recover from this cuckening?

Who did he snitch on?

Yes, the guy could play multiple sports(Football, Volleyball, Soccer) and be the best of all time due to him being a freak athlete as well as a great teammate.

Literally who? Did Dickcockvic get a game winning chase down block in game 7 against the "greatest regular season team of all time"?

Have they played Cena's theme yet?

well he should.

fucking shit

the jokes they wrote for him are unfunny SJW trash

>ubiquitousness

Nice made up nominalization Kareem

Oh shit based chance

BASED CHANCE IN THE BUOLDING

#BLACKLIVESMATTER
#HANDSUPDONTSHOOT
#ICANTBREATHE

>uses the term leftist

Pls go back to pol

>this is the tribute for Muhammad Ali they decided on