I need some legal advice Sup Forums

I need some legal advice Sup Forums

Recently I was involved in some domestic abuse, rather.. I got my ass kicked by my girlfriend. I know most of you would say that I was a pussy for not putting her into her place "blah blah" but shes a big girl, and the sun was in my eyes, anyway.. shes just been released from jail on some conditions (no contact, blah blah) and now she wants to get some of her property from my home. Now shes assuming this includes a cellphone that was registered to my name/account that I paid for, does she have some right to take this phone? Another question is, does she have any right to any of my property, now according to the prosecutor she can't take it, but I know shes going to throw a fit about it because she basically spent 99% of her day on that damn thing, but I've already disconnected her phone line. And the phone is still in my possession. What do I do Sup Forums?

Also, I can elaborate on the story if you'd like.

If it was in your name, no.

If she has money, she can lawyer up and try to take shit that's yours.. but so can you and if she was convicted for domestic abuse you're on the upper side of things.

>shes a big girl
If you have receipts or records or some evidence that you pay for these items, you will be fine. Ask the prosecutor or some lawyer what action to take.

Yeah, the whole account was in my name, as was the phone. She has no money, no friends because of what shit did, pretty much she had to run back to her ex. Yeah she was convicted, 4 counts of battery on a household member with intent to harm, False imprisonment, interference with communication, and some other stuff.
Well, I have some of the receipts yeah. Oldies but goodies.

Break off contact completely, don't even think about giving her that phone without a court order.
Is there anything on that phone that she might want, like chat logs or pictures?

>Is there anything on that phone that we might want, like chat logs or pictures?
ftfy

>Yeah she was convicted, 4 counts of battery on a household member with intent to harm, False imprisonment, interference with communication, and some other stuff.
Did you know of this information before you got into a relationship with her? Did you even expect to get abused by her?

Also
>interference with communication
I dunno what that means exactly, but if that means tampering with phone records or somethings, take screenshots of chatlogs on that phone.

kek

All yours bro, she can't take a thing.

You can't say that anymore, didn't you hear?

Pack up her belongings before she gets there and leave them on the doorstep for her.

I'll miss this meme, but not really. Jelly spamming was awful.

>sun was in my eyes
keked hard
If her name is not involved then the phone is yours

This, OP. There's no reason to confront her or deal with her at all. Any time where you have absolutely nothing to gain is a bad place for negotiation.

...

Suddenly got Camus reference. I like you.

Got that, no I erased the phone the day I got out of the hospital.

No, she was really easy to get a long with at first, but then she started having some mental health issues. She got put in a medical facility for a little because she kept saying she was going to kill herself. Then when she got out she just went south from there, she got really drunk that afternoon and then got me from behind.

>interference with communication
I was on the phone with 911 when she had her jaws locked on my shoulder and she kept taking the phone and hanging it up, whats hilarious is that I never touched her and I was bloodied all to hell and they still initially arrested me.
I've packed them already, shes coming by tomorrow to pick up this stuff and I've already informed the sheriff.
Good, I needed another phone for more Pokemon Go anyway.

Is there anyone who more perfectly sums up the collective demographic of Sup Forums?

Heres one of the bite marks I received

>I never touched her and I was bloodied all to hell and they still initially arrested me.

PATRIARCHY!!! RAAAAAAPE!!!!

Btw op don't post any pics of her post pics of her "Friend"

SJW confirmed cis scumb

Its funny you say that, because thats exactly what she shouted when the cops smashed my back door down, which is why the busted in and hand all their weapons drawn on me while the unarmed lady was kindly escorted into the living room. I was fucked up and they took off the cuffs about 5 minutes later, turns out I had a cut next to my left eye that a couple of cm over would have meant I was blind in that eye.

>she's a big girl
>jaws locked on my shoulder

You had a lucky escape op, she was hungry..

Yeah, it was an ordeal, luckily I've got some good friends and even better we shared a lot of friends aka, she has a lot less friends now.

wowee any more of that sexy spandex shorts camel toe???

>I never touched her and I was bloodied all to hell and they still initially arrested me.
Yeah, in the US domestic cases where even the women who are the perpetrator, guys still get arrested or taken away.

kek

"Also, i can eleborate on the story if you'd like."
How about some nudes.

Never associate with fat girls. I hope you learned your lesson.

You don't want to see them, and I've since deleted them. I hate to say I dated this one way under my usual, since she had such a winning personality.
I know better now, I'll go for ones that can't eat me alive.

I dont get it, That bite mark looks pathetic.
What did she do, use just her top row of teeth and tried to dig in?

Do you have a face pic? wonder what it looks like and i wonder how many chins it has.

Make sure the cops are there when she comes to get her stuff.

She must be so ginormously fat that her fat rolls covered her teeth.

Here you go.

Its a shitty camera with shitty lighting, so I can't really give you a better example.
there ya go
yeah I've already told the sheriff, they're pretty good buds of mine now too.

Cut off all communication. If she keeps approaching you, get a restraining order.

I fucked that up, I was supposed to show up for a hearing for the order of protection, since its mandated where I live, and they threw it out because I had car troubles.

Is there anything in your posession that she does own?

Yeah, all of her clothes, make up, all kinds of shit is in the house, but i've already boxed it all up. Well, most of it at least I didn't want to touch the closet.

Does not look fat at all?

You let this beat you up?

Very simple, no she cannot take the phone. It's yours. File a restraining order immediately, that way you won't have to deal with her about anything. Put her shit in a box and leave it at the closest bus stop. While it's true, men shouldn't hit women, but a man should defend himself if the need ever arises.

Don't be fooled.

If she has stuff at your house, get in contact with your local PD, and inform them of the situation so you can have a cop present so she can get her shit, and never talk to her again.
If she doesn't have shit at your house, well, tell her to fuck off.

how long was she in jail for? glad to hear a woman was actually charged for being the perpetrator of domestic violence, and glad to hear you reported it OP.

people may say some shitty things but in reality, when you're a victim in a vulnerable position, it doesn't matter if you're male or female.

You got beat up by this fugly bitch?

Omg such a thing actually lives in France kek

That's a FLAT fucking ass. Hit the gym bitch.

Give the phone to a lawyer or a friend and tell her they took it from you

God damn, you're just like the cops who busted in and arrested her! I wish I could shake your hand, seriously. I've been berated non-stop for not just knocking her out.

She was in jail for 3 weeks, until the indictment trial, where the judge lowered her bond and she was able to get out by means of her father ponying up guilt monies.

Wee

shes novelty

Thats actually not a bad idea

And yes, I did.

Why did you let her bite you?

anyone who says that unfortunately has no idea what it's like to be in a position where someone has power and control over you. i would like to shake the hands of the cops that arrested the crazy bitch. it's a shame she only got 3 weeks, but hopefully she'll stay the fuck out of your life. whatever you do, user, don't let her back in.

that means, by the way, be well the fuck away from your house when she goes to get her shit, and leaving your lawyer or someone you trust there in your stead.

she had a pretty strong grip on my hair and was sitting on me hitting me in the face..

the whole thing was a surprise attack where she came from behind and started strangling me and threw me out of chair and onto the ground. After which she went and started ripping out my hair, biting me, punching, scratching, and basically trying to kill me. All while putting her full weight on my chest.

Put her stuff in a box at the curb with a note that says she should get a new phone. I wouldn't give her shit. And don't be around when she comes by to collect her stuff bc that will give her an opportunity to try to intimidate you and goddammit don't let her!

Watch out man she could say that you raped her. You would loose your job and she would fuck your life up even more

They're moving to prosecute to the maximum, she has prior convictions of theft, which came as a surprise to me, shes just barely been indicted, now they'll prosecute and make sure she goes back to jail for at least 7 years.

She'll never be back in my life, never.. and I'm glad to say the responding officers who come and check up on me every now and then are the coolest guys I know.

Yeah, I'm having a couple of my buddies come stand watch while she gets her shit.

No way, I'm not going to be anywhere near the house when she comes, my friends have already agreed to keep me occupied during this event and make sure I just slide back into my house with less bitch smell in there.

Her credibility TANKED the moment she got arrested, my town is small and word gets around fast.. she's already lost her job and friends.

i dont know if any 1 has said this OP, but u can get a cop to be there when she comes around.

If you are not comfortable with that then at least have a friend or family member over with you.

that's awesome mate. glad it seems to be working out okay. fucking crazy cunt.

>Get gun
>Come get your shit fat cow.
>Pew pew
>KAPPA

I appreciate it, yeah I'm planning on having both friends and a sheriff present while she does her shameful gathering of her belongings.

last thing b4 i head out to some pokestops

make sure you be the better person. Dont gloat, dont name call etc

Jst try and be as calm as u can

Thanks man, glad to see someone understands.
I've seriously considered buying a defensive firearm, just not sure if I could use it with confidence.

In the US if he had defended himself he'd be in a jail cell right now. I think the thing that saved him is that he was the only one injured.

>You let this date you?
FTFY

Ffs, that's straight-up a premeditated murder attempt. How did she not get at least some years in prision/mental asylum?

Just mail her the dumb phone. Tell her if there's anything else she really wants, this is her one and only chance. Then never talk to her again.

That's why you practice with said firearm at least once a week.

Easy tip user? If you are in a situation that may result in legal actions, take the hit. Dont try to take serious defensive measures like firearms.- I mean, our system is fucked as it is.- Especially around someone like her. No defense sounds stupid, i know, but guess who is going to the pen for a few years.

Since when did Sup Forums become nothing but cucks? kys, OP.

Dafuq? No.
If you're that paranoid just get a cctv system.
But always use a two strike system:
1° time she assaults you say "I will defend myself if you try to assault me again"
2° time you just bash her face in.

Most brash thing I've done during this whole ordeal was post this thread, and I'm glad I did. This all feels very therapeutic and calming.
This is what was running through my mind while I was being handcuffed. Did I scratch her while she beat me to hell? God I hope I don't go to jail for getting my ass kicked and I didn't even get to throw a punch.
Good point, I would say I'm quite the catch.
No idea, though the prosecution is going for a maximum penalty, given that my injuries and statement were spot on. There was enough evidence and I have prior recordings where she would flip out on me and prevent me from leaving.
I'm not sending something I paid for to her, especially something that she took for granted.
I mean in a 'life or death" situation. I'm pretty sure I would get this with a moral choice option menu and she'd murder me while I dealt with my delusion.
Thats what I'm thinking, I mean shes seriously dumb, so I expect her to try something like breaking in or smashing some windows, but when she does shes fucked.

SJW fo' sho.

No. You need to play Pokemon go. You say sheriffs will be there when she comes to get get stuff.

You keep that phone. It's yours. BUT if you do end up cucking over and giving it to her, remember to crack the screen or some shit as you hand it to her with a sly "it's yours now"

The beginning

>rather..
stopped reading there

Again, the system is fucked. Women are almost always in the ones who are favored in legal situations.

>plays for a few hours
>redirected to house chasing a pokemon
>meets the jailbird
>shitstorm starts

I'm about to head out to the park and get my running in and hit as many pokestops as possible. Damn 10k egg, demanding sacrifice of blood and sweat.
I'm sure she'd just flip out and the cops would get to taser someone, win/win.

not if its on video...

Do what the judges and the lawyers say.

Let her have a tantrum and get put in again.

Buy some balls.

Those teeth are fucking gross

OP send pictures of her panties so I know how fat this whale actually is and also if you can send pictures of the damage done to you that would be great , you don't have to show full face if you are scared of being doxxed

kek

I am a lawyer.. I can give you a legal advice.

then again you don't ask your painter friends to paint you a wall for free also, right?

You're a fucking pussy OP

Thats some feminist tier stuff right there

It's your phone. Lock the door and tell the fat cunt to fuck off. If she doesn't, call the police while she's banging on your door. Don't tell her, so she doesn't leave before they get there.
While the police are on their way, take a few minutes to say some shit you wish you could have said to her before.
"You want this phone, bitch? Well you should have eaten my asshole that one time.", "I'm tired of fucking you, your pussy has a weird texture on the inside, like someone tossed in skittle or some shit."

>I need some legal advice Sup Forums

be a fucking man and do what you must faggot...... get a gun you know what to do,

and change you advice request for.

>need hide a body.