OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 91: MCDONALD VS LINEKER THREAD #5 DON'T BLINK EDITION

>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2:00am BST

5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
Michael McDonald (17-3-0) vs. John Lineker (27-7-0)

Lightweight
Tony Ferguson def Landon Vannata via rd 2 Submission(D'arce choke)

Middleweight
Tim Boetsch def Josh Samman via rd 2 TKO

Heavyweight
Daniel Omielańczuk def Oleksiy Oliynyk via Majority decision(28-28,29-28,29-28)

Welterweight
Keita Nakamura def Kyle Noke via rd 2 Submission(RNC)

Flyweight
Louis Smolka def Ben Nguyen via rd 2 TKO


>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST

Batamweight
Katlyn Chookagian def Lauren Murphy via unanimous decision(29-28)

Middleweight
Sam Alvey def Eric Spicely via rd 1 Submission(Ten finger guillotine)

Women's Strawweight
Cortney Casey def Cristina Stanciu via rd 1 TKO

Lightweight
Scott Holtzman def Cody Pfister via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,29-28)


>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:00pm ET / 3:00pm PT / 11:00pm BST

Bantamweight
Rani Yahya def Matthew Lopez via rd 3 Submission(Arm Triangle)

Middleweight
Alex Nicholson def Devin Clark via rd 1 TKO

Brendan Schaub is a god

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

CHRISTFAGS BTFO

CHRISTIAN ROCK BTFO

HEEEEEEEM SLEEEPY

HOLY FUCKING SPICE

manlet power

based bulgaria

Of faggots

HEEM SLEEPY

HEEEEEEEEM

CHRISTFAGS BTFO

based bulgaria
HEEEM SLEEEEPPY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM

SPICY HEEM

HOLY SHIT WHITE BOY BTFO BY A BROWN MIDGET LMAAAAAOOO

holy shit Lineker belongs at BW

FIRST FOR BANANA LITERALLY JUST GAVE UP AND DIDN'T GET CHOKED

DAAAAMMM, Roido Baggins throws HAAAAARRDD

holy fuck Lineker you are a goddamn hurricane of violence

MEMEDONALD KEKED BY A LITERAL MIDGET

DOMINICK SNOOZE IS ABOUT TO GET STEAMROLLED

lmao try singing now faggot

That was an easy $10

I'll head over to /bet/ now

>Lineker will never be a flyweight hue Dodson

REST IN PIECE BABY THANKS FOR THE CHEESE
WOOOOOOO LINEKER ALL FUCKIN DAY BABY

HAHAHAHA

lmao at that """"techniique""" from lineker

>There are """fight fans""" who skipped this card

WHITE JESUS BTFO

BASED SHITSKINS WIN AGAIN

TRUE BROWN JESUS

MANLET

POWWWWAAAAAAAA

>10/10 chin
>10/10 power

If he gets his cardio sorted Lineker is a scary mother fucker

Now where can I watch the Ferguson Banana fight?

>this free Wednesday night card was better than ufc 200

who /glaschin/ here?

>rekt by bilbo

Anyone REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY not want to see Dominick Snooze tire Lineker out and win a boring fight?

Heem'd by a 5'3" guy.

>City of lanklets

this card was pretty fucking spicy desu

Apparently tattooing your own name on your back provides a +10 boost to strength.

How the FUCK can such a small man have such power.

>half ass your meme footwork
>throw spinning shit
>fail to finish
>keep your hands at your side and take shots to the face over and over
>give up and bury your face in your opponents arms and tap out
is he the official fighter of HEEM?

The shitty no name cards seem to deliver pretty well.

>tfw it was worth it to stay up for this card

>mfw casuals didn't get to experience this spicy meme card
Unironically better than 200

Ufc 200 btfo

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

he would, there is now way lineker even touches dom

LINEKER WILL KO CRUZ CHECK EM

Hues back in full force

You guys tuned in to watch the GUARANTEED spicy bangers Ferguson puts on. You didn't even know who the other guy was. How could you not hespect him?

Shut up you punks

Lineker lands one leg kick and Cruz memes himself to the fence on his own

>this free Wednesday night card was better than ufc 200

Unironically.
True.

Who still says this? Do you still go to Sup Forums or something?

fuck me guys what a great card

9.5/10 easily

If McDonald would have just stood up straight Lineker wouldn't have been able to reach his chin.

hands of stone

Yes I love him so much already

They're anxious to make a name for themselves instead of protecting their ranking.

>yfw this card was better than 200

>get backed down
>get dropped three times
>miraculously recover
>decide to literally stand there and trade instead of circling out

I was thinking about maybe being a fan of his until I saw that shit. I can't think of anyone in the ufc who has "good" tattoos though.

LINEKER MAKING MANLETS AND BRAZILIANS GREAT AGAIN

Habanero-level for sure.

good card

>LANKLETS BTFO

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What I'm saying is that he wasn't in a position to get finished by a d'arce.

8/10 for me

>Be rocked
>Made bad decision

Wow who would have thought

Casual-free FN cards are maximum comfy

Seriously. Cause they're trying to make a case to not be on the no name cards in the future.

Why do people trade hooks with Lineker?

Lineker is a glass jawed can who would be knocked out with one good straight 1-2.

I was half right.

HANDS OF STONE

shut up you fucking zilch

OLD MCDONALD IS IN TROUBLE HERE

Yeah they didn't even fuck the packing up on this card

Garbrandt vs. Lineker is the fight to make.

Let them double KO each other.

>City of lanklets
>I can beat anyone who is shorter than me

who is she?

how did he not know that hook was coming?

>He just converted to Brown Jesus

Did anyone here what macdonald said to lineker?

>"I am glad he's a fellow believer in Jesus"

Why is anyone suprised?

Macdonald almost got slept by Faber

Was he trying to head kick Aldo and his head movement, but Aldo just meme jumped with the counter?

TOO much spice desu

He was rocked about 3 times before that

Shit you're right, that is actually the fight to make

Lineker has hands of stone but Garbrandt has that signifcant reach advantage

>glass-jawed
rip your tenner bud

WHO CAN'T WAIT TO SEE LINEKER HEEMING THE FUCKING LIVING HELL OUT OF GARBRANDT!!!

JOHN "THE BRAZILIAN BABA" LINEKER

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>Im glad it was from a fellow believer in Jesus

It's fun because he is much smaller.

AYYYYYY

MANLETS ON THE LOOSE

THE REST YOU UNDERSTOOD MOTHERFUCKERS

Is Brazil back, baby?

>he will never do this to DJ

fuck i wish he was good at weight cutting

DOMINICK CRUZ

I'M COMING FOR YOU BABY!

I heard

>I'm glad it was by a fellow believer of jesus

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