Sup Forums what the fuck is this thing? Im from ireland (potato nigger) and have never seen one before...

Sup Forums what the fuck is this thing? Im from ireland (potato nigger) and have never seen one before. It attacked me when I released it.

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It flipped on its side and made a very loud buzzing noise too, it has wings

looks like a fucking asshole, native to europe.

we get a similar breed in america but we tend to just call them niggers

It was definitely a fucking asshole alright

looks a bit like a turk

fucking gone haha

Looks like a western conifer seed bug, OP. Fuckers are taking over the world. Literally.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_conifer_seed_bug

It doesn't look like one of those at all.

Nah not that, it was like a wasp mixed with a scorpion. It kept wiggling its back end up and down.

I think it's a Horse Beetle/Cocktail Beetle.

looks like a mole cricket. Nasty fuckers, they'll be at ye root veggies

lick it :3

Looks very similar, do they have wings? This thing flew away.
Nah this was pure black but ive never heard if them before, they look crazy

You shoukd put it in your mouth. Put it in the freezer and once it's asleep cause of the temperature, eat it

Yeah, they can fly. If it goes in to a scorpion-like pose as you stated, it's definitely a Devil's Coach Horse Beetle.

at the end of the day what does that accomplish? hes in Ireland not fucking Ethiopia

cum on it

He will find out if it's poisonous

Thats it then. Thanks man, never seen one before

potato with the bantz

Help the human race and Space program. Deport that motherfucker back to space so future generations will not have to feel its wrath.

And id probably do a few of those things if i hadnt have let it go

it's a "weed bee" this bee can only eat weed you have to feed her whit top quality weed grade A+ minimum 23% thc

So no bug eating?

It is of the genus Ocypus