/mlb/ general - What did he mean by this Edition

SD:Report: Multiple teams interested in Pomeranz
TOR:No in-season contract talks for Encarnacion
TEX:Darvish (shoulder) returns Saturday vs. Cubs
BOS:Red Sox 'getting closer' with Jason Groome
TOR:Colabello (suspension) ready for rehab games
OAK:Miami pursuing SPs Hill, Odorizzi, Pomeranz
NYM:Syndergaard (arm) to throw off mound Friday
KC:Hosmer the MVP of 2016 MLB All-Star Game
TEX:Cole Hamels needed stitches for cut on chin
STL:Siegrist (mono) due back in STL 'pen Friday
ATL:Tyler Flowers out 4-6 weeks with broken hand
PIT:MLB will wait on punishment for Jung Ho Kang

first for best NL pitcher

second for ORTIZ with Coco Crisp

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who /firesale/ here

> Reddick

>that pic
>that price

Royals

kek

Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Hurrper

>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Holds the active record for futility vs. one pitcher
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about the umps
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history

it's bad enough the MASN B-squad have his lips locked around his cock, how bad will it be when he becomes a Yankee, and Kay is still in the booth?

Roy

Kang will walk.

Who /ortiz/ here

>tfw your team only sent one guy to the all-star game but he still ended up doing better than whole teams

Based Vogt
Didn't play because Yost is a bitch but he single handedly won the AS game

Eating away time waiting for baseball again.

>mfw turn on MASN to see a "season highlight game" for that Nashitinals beating the Twins after 15 innings

Jesus christ
Aside from Scherzer's 20Ks are they THAT starved for content?

IN my opinion the team that plays the best deserves to win

Who else has a Pokerman in their ballpark?

>le arrpee asterisks
why

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So that's what happened to Harvey.

>white sox have a prospect who was a silver medalist speed skater in Sochi 2014
>he's played himself into a potential promotion to AAA soon

Neat

Best shortstop prospect in the organization now that Anderson is in the bigs.

I'm personally waiting for Slade Heathcott

Hey, what's the name of this faggot? I can't remember it but I just know that it isn't DAVID ORTIZ.

>DAVID ORTIZ
I almost forgot about him for a minute. That guy's the best!

Reminder that The The Angels Angels of Anaheim will be paying Josh Hamilton $24,010,000 ($412,009,199 Mexican Pesos) this season for being on a divisional rival's roster.
Reminder that The The Angels Angels of Anaheim paid a former player to literally elimate them from the 2015 AL Wild Card race.
Reminder that The The Angels Angels of Anaheim got rid of Hamilton for his drug problem and in turn are currently paying for his drug habit.
Reminder that Tommy Hanson's drug addiction only got worse in Anaheim.
Reminder that The The Angels Angels of Anaheim are partly responsible for Hanson's death.
>analslime fans will try to defend this

I wish I could reply with EBIN BANDZ but DAVID ORTIZ broke my phone in a pilates related incident

Can somebody just tell me what happened to Josh Hamilton? Is he hurt? He's with the Rangers again right?

Straight up, that motherfucker is legit.

>Reminder that The The Angels Angels of Anaheim are partly responsible for Hanson's death.

No, they're 100% responsible for his death.

David Ortiz is such a cool guy that, if you were to ask, David Ortiz would pay to fix your phone with money from David Ortiz's bank account.

Know that picture of the kid with the exploding knees? That's no meme: that picture is literally Josh Hamilton.

guise wait

guise

what if what we thought was pilates was just jake redeeming his stubs to buy skill points for himself

This is what happens when scrubs level dex

>Cubs have Brian Matusz and Joe Nathan pitching in AA
>Aaron Crow and Jack Leathersich are still pitching in extended Spring Training
>Joel Peralta gone

Are there any more lottery tickets the Cubs can sign? I'm enjoying this wild ride and muh dick is so fucking prepared for the rest of July and August.

>you will wake up tomorrow
>there will still be no (0) baseball

Top kek, you guys ever wonder what baseball players do after they stop playing?

Pic fucking related.

>working in hospice care

kek

KEK

Here's motherfucking Randy Wells.

>I'm enjoying this wild ride
Is that why you went i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶h̶i̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ "camping" for a week because the cusb remembered they were the cusb and kept on spilling their load

Respond with dubs and Prax will gibe your team their ideal trade fodder

If digits O's git Pom and le Iran barves starter

Nice get but it's not happening

>mfw it does

It will though
Beat the Angles two years ago with this bitch on a walk off.

What does this have to do with David Ortiz?

This cum scrum is LITERALLY his waifu

David Américo Ortiz Arias, nicknamed "Big Papi", is a Dominican American professional baseball player who plays for the Boston Red Sox of Major League Baseball. Ortiz is a designated hitter who occasionally plays first base.

why don't people talk more about his positive drug test?

Which baseball team is the most "WE WUZ KANGZ"?

Definitely the Chicago Cubs

That's definitely what I was thinking.

I didn't know about Daniel Murphy's views on homosexuality. How can one man be so based?

>religious and firm in his beliefs, but not mean or arrogant
>humble
>knocks in the go-ahead runs in game 5 against the Dodgers
>destroys the Jew York Mets who didn't want to re-sign him
>puts up awesome numbers and balls like fuck

Mets did want to re sign him and offered practically the same numbers as DC. He opted to leave.

Lads be sure to check out the 30 for 30 tonight on Doc Gooden and Strawberry. Its gonna be lit as fuck.

Nice umpball

I can't imagine the dollars were the exact same and he just chose the nats. He seems like a loyal guy. The nats had to of offered more.

Really makes you think..

dodger fag here. I can say murph is pretty based for standing by his convictions and not flip flopping like so many fucking politicians did. I do think tons of MLB teams scheduled pride nights when the nats were in town just to fuck with him

The ones who don't stay in the sport via coaching/media/etc basically just reassimilate back into the masses.

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nothing wrong working hospice care. Senpaitachi need a place to grieve and let their loved ones go rather than be kept alive unreasonably just because modern medicine can do it.

I thought that was Estrada at a first glance and got really confused

Where do you download or watch the games?

Nick fucking swisher

>black
>lefty
>half a foot taller
Check your eyes maybe

>marco's olive skin looks black in the right lighting
>same way of wearing the cap down low
>same beardish thing

also the fact that I don't expect pictures to be that old and irrelevant

Buy MLB.tv for the best quality and quantity of games. If you're a cheap bastard, stream2watch and >reddit have streams, but they usually aren't too good.

>tfw you make a webm but the destination folder is still your OC porn folder so you gotta go fish santa out of the smut

>tfw outsiders think we have the best general

>playing diamond dynasty
>Pomeranz going for the perfect game
>0-0 bottom of the 8th
>evan longoria double
>pinch runner billy hamilton
>big papi ground out
>run 2nd to home with Hamilton
>opponent doesnt realize
>score
>rage quits
>mfw

Feels good

>tfw exclusives still exist
IT'S NOT FAIR FUCK YOU MICRODICK

>almost created full Mets ultimate team
>Thor, Seaver, RA Dickey for da bantz
>Carter, Wright, Floyd included
>will never be able to play in Shea Stadium because PS3 exclusive

the all star game threads proved baseball has the best fans

it's not like other game threads where all you get is caps lock for 100 posts every time some action happens and rampant bored shitposting the rest of the time, it's like some halfway point that results in a steady stream of cheeky banter and commentary

also baseball fans can't afford to be casual and only watch one game a week

10 year old memers can't keep up with the sport

em-el-bee, who will get Bryce Harper once he becomes a free agent>

>be Brandon Crawford
>have the 2nd highest WAR in baseball
>don't make the ASG
wew lad

Nashitnals pull a Marlins move and sign him for 12 years, $350 million.

He gets way more than that. The duration sounds right but I bet he makes 30 at the least and possibly 35 a year. I wouldn't be surprised if he signs a 400-430 million dollar contract. Is he worth that much? Not a fucking chance.

you're completely out of touch if you think he's pulling less than 450

futureyankee.jpg

>mfw JA Happ ends up with more postseason wins than David Price

This desu

What positive drug test?

man i was at a reds jays game in June 2014 where he lost 11-1 to mike fucking leake. what the hell happened?

>2nd highest WAR in baseball

literally what are you talking about

He's not a timid little bitch anymore. He realizes he doesn't have to throw the perfect pitch every time. He trusts himself. Basically has confidence which is huge for every athlete.

That was my bad. I should have specified SS only because that's what I meant. Only machado has a higher war than Crawford.

>There are cucks that don't have a GOAT Diamond Dynasty team

My overall is 88, with the only silver being Jackie Bradley. Still only have one diamond, that being Xander, but all the starters I have are gold

you faggot I actually went and checked too

seriously though how do you stop the jints

how much do you think they'll drop on him

half a bil

for the PR as much as anything, baseball will be relevant again

Groome close to signing.
Kopech hitting 105 yesterday.

Red Sox keep getting richer.
Are the rest of your teams even trying?

>Jenrry Mejia, two time repeat PED offender who is now suspended for life is now suing the MLB for years of corrupt practices from the commissioners office. All details will be revealed later today.

REVENGE TIME

tbqh I could have an all diamond team right now, but I like doing the challenges. Like right now I have Rizzo, Bryant, and Machado on the bench. Trying to do the Mets collection so I have FB Floyd, Wright and Granderson starting. It gets frustrating when opponents tee off on me, but doesnt happen too often. Get to play with some fun teams. FB Colon and Homer Bailey are comfy as fuck to pitch with, despite below 85 ratings.

If this guy were any dumber he'd win the Darwin award.

>Mejia gets suspended
>find a hidden gem in Familia

ayy lmao

>get caught 3 times before the age of 27
>claim corruption because this faggot thinks he can cheat the system
Nobody gets caught 3 times and is innocent.

This should be kekworthy.

>NUH UH ITS NOT MY FAULT IM A DRUGGO, ITS THE LEAGUES COMMISSIONER'S FAULT

It's The All-Star break

Update your Post 'Ems and post em

David Ortiz

Hey I know who that is!
This post is extremely relatable

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