>tfw you just watched the cristiano ronaldo movie
Tfw you just watched the cristiano ronaldo movie
William Taylor
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Jace Cruz
Are those tears of joy?
Jayden Morales
>tfw they will make Éder's movie one day
Can't wait desu senpai
Nathan Williams
best part about based eder scoring is how mad it made racists and old people
Jack Russell
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Benjamin Walker
What the fuck is up with Portuguese gypsies spamming every thread on Sup Forums lately, fuck off back to the rat hole which you crawled from , Ciganos.
Owen Miller
Scenes with him and his son are genuinely comfy, also his relation with Messi
Sebastian Myers
There were more scenes of him scoring PKs than I thought there would be.
Nicholas Harris
What does it say about their relationship?
Grayson Howard
should have focused more on his manu days and cut out some other shit tbhh
Aiden Torres
That feeling when you now realise that Ronaldos whole career, everything he has done has been a battle against abortion. His whole career has been to show the world that abortion is wrong.
When Ronaldo did his '15' celebration, he was doing it to show how happy he was that he passed 15 weeks in his mothers womb without her killing him (when you reach the 16th week abortion becomes illegal in Portugal)
When he looked at the boys doing an underwear contest, it was a pleasure to see them because they were fully formed children and not aborted foetuses wearing underwear
He refused to carry Portugal from the earliest stage of the world cup because his mother didn't want to carry him through the earliest stages of pregnancy, it was a protest
Ronaldo hates Messi not because he is a footballing rival but because Messi was never going to be aborted. Ronaldo was in his mothers womb at the abortion clinic, waiting to be sucked out without ever having even learnt the meaning of hair gel, but this never happened with Messi. Even though Messi was always going to be born as a short, ugly,deformed midget in need of drugs to become healthy, his mother loved him and never tried to abort him. Ronaldo sees this and it makes him angry. He is CR7, the peak of the human fitness possibility, the strongest, fastest man in the world. How can his mother want to abort him but Messis mother never wanted to abort Messi even after finding out about his deformities? Whenever Messi scores, it is taunting Ronaldo, it is saying ''I wanted that goal more than my mother wanted to give birth to me''.
If you go to the Ronaldo museum you will find an entire exhibit dedicated to pictures of Ronaldo in his mothers womb. His mother has never visited out of shame. As a Catholic I praise CR7 for his fight against the unholy murder.
Ethan King
There's a movie?
Lincoln Torres
>His whole career has been to show the world that abortion is wrong
is this why he left his son without a mother on purpose?
Dominic Watson
Stealing this. Based Australia, may Christ be with you.
Luke Fisher
>subhuman slav
>calling others gypsies
Portugal has probably less gypsies than you. Go back to Tito.
Elijah Morales
>croat flag
you can't make this shit up
Matthew Butler
Can't hear you over the noise your truck for collecting scrap metal makes, cigano
Cooper Reed
>gypsies
just because their shitty little huts are spread around here doesn't mean we like them
quite the contrary actually
Josiah James
Really made me think.. hmm..
Joshua Bell
Your mother likes them, that's how you were conceived, Cigano
Kayden Young
Bullshit, Im racist and I ain't mad
ok just a little
Jose Rogers
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John Russell
Nah I'm serious, you're the niggers of Europe.
Levi Kelly
I seriously couldn't care less about what you think
Have a nice day :^)
Bentley Brooks
slavs are niggers of europe
t. german guy vacating on croatian coast fucking croatian women
Justin King
wie überzeugst du die?
Joseph Jackson
I actually still liked him before I watch that film, now I despise him
Blake Watson
>having sex
enjoy your AIDS and alimony LMAO
Hudson King
Canadian cuck in full force.
Jeremiah Allen
Out of my multicultural country.
Connor Sanders
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Cooper White
He's a sociopath
Anthony Cooper
>becomes condoms don't exist
>getting this mad for being called sub-human
kek you couldn't make this shit up
Jack Collins
Kek
Andrew Cox
10/10
Jason Ward
Fucking kek
Lucas Sanchez
>people said STRAYA'S reign as shitpost kings was over
Good to see you drongos still got it
Juan Long
bonzer pasta my huntsman spider killing friend
Ethan King
Angel Johnson
>as a catholic
Nicholas Murphy
Lmao
Daniel Ward
You will never be comforted by moth
Noah Bailey
>paaassed
stopped listening there