HEEM- Cody Pfister: Official fighter of /HEEM/

Schaub is gay

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Schaub is god

off faggots

artem

No need to be so upset, cheeto fingers.
Schaub bless

you are literally the reason why legitimate heem threads are getting deleted

>UFC Fight night results
Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2:00am BST

5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
Michael McDonald (17-3-0) vs. John Lineker (27-7-0)

Lightweight
Tony Ferguson (20-3-0) vs. Landon Vannata (8-0-0)

Middleweight
Tim Boetsch def Josh Samman via rd 2 TKO

Heavyweight
Daniel Omielańczuk def Oleksiy Oliynyk via Majority decision(28-28,29-28,29-28)

Welterweight
Keita Nakamura def Kyle Noke via rd 2 Submission(RNC)

Flyweight
Louis Smolka def Ben Nguyen via rd 2 TKO


Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST

Batamweight
Katlyn Chookagian def Lauren Murphy via unanimous decision(29-28)

Middleweight
Sam Alvey def Eric Spicely via rd 1 Submission(Ten finger guillotine)

Women's Strawweight
Cortney Casey def Cristina Stanciu via rd 1 TKO

Lightweight
Scott Holtzman def Cody Pfister via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,29-28)


Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:00pm ET / 3:00pm PT / 11:00pm BST

Bantamweight
Rani Yahya def Matthew Lopez via rd 3 Submission(Arm Triangle)

Middleweight
Alex Nicholson def Devin Clark via rd 1 TKO

>Upcoming events
Jul 23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs. Shevchenko
Jul 16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs. Lima
Jul 22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs. Taimanglo

>News

Dominick Cruz wants to fight for the interim FW title if Mcgregor injures himself, or for the FW belt if Mcgregor passes medical: espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/17053226/need-prove-anything-dillashaw

Ross pearson moves up a weight class: twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/753299286104821760

Brock lesnar pulls a deer with one hand: youtube.com/watch?v=6aMnDpXa7h8&feature=youtu.be&t=7m19s

Or it's just you posting a thread 55 posts early...

you have quickly become the worst poster on this entire website, please heem yourself

thanks brah

Try and heem me, I dare you

>Dominick Cruz wants to fight for the interim FW title if Mcgregor injures himself, or for the FW belt if Mcgregor passes medical

Fuck thats very nice

I would like to see it happen

I won't let you get close

Schaub Bless this thread

Will the janitor delete this thread aswell

Only Rich can save us

Go wash your hands my man, they're covered in Cheeto powder

I'd like too see him vs McGregor.
Aldo is just the perfect math up to destroy him.

>"""People"""" missed last night's card

...

"""""""fight fans"""""""

Chris Avila Vs. Artem Lobov

Discuss

No problem

nice quads

Who should London Banana fight next?

Horcher

Will Conor's baby be released from the UFC after his third loss in a row?

you forgot this article about the sister pfister

m.amarillo.com/sports/pro-sports/2016-07-11/amarillo-mma-fighter-ready-make-or-break-bout?v=#gsc.tab=0

>It might be Pfister’s last UFC bout for the foreseeable future.

“I’m super blessed and ready to get back in the Octagon,” he said. “This is the last fight on my contract, so this is really the biggest fight of my career. This is a big fight for me. I love the UFC, this is where I want to stay, so I’ve gotta go out there and perform and prove that I deserve to be here.”

Sage tbqhwyf

You'll miss him when he's gone

artem

I actually like Pfister he seems like an ok dude and he kind of has the tough working journeyman vibe going on.

I might be a Pierre, but I'm not George St-Pierre, I'm not into dinosaurs.

Nate

>Sam Alvey walking out with his pregnant wife.
MY BOY!

Didn't Horcher get fucked up in a motorcycle accident though? might be a while until he can fight again

youtube.com/watch?v=Q2_9GuczqDo

Who here digs the shit out of the "new" tale of the tape music? Gets me hyped every time. Not that I disliked the old one.

Does anyone have a webm of the Gypsy girl getting sheemed?

It's pretty good, I liked the old one with the chanting which made it feel like it was some gladiator fight or some stuff, but the new one feels more professional I guess

Is Landon Banana heem's official boy? Along with the Smolka and Boetsch?

SCHAUB IS CANCER

yeap

and Barberena too

Michael Johnson

Trust me

The UFC needs NEETrex
/heem/ needs NEETrex

I want UFC to give him a couple of scrubs before giving him top 10/15 opponents. The guy is only 24 and there is no point rushing him in.

Motion to rename the general /Banana/

He almost beat #3 in the world on 2 weeks, I wouldn't mind him getting a top 10 opponent at all

You are right though, he has time and it was clear yesterday he still needs to work on a few things, so fastracking him to the top might not be the best idea

Think El Cucuy gets the next title shot and we get Khabib/RDA 2 as the #1 Contender fight.

Also make Garbrandt/Lineker right now Dana

Play it safe. Give him one guy outside of the top 10 and then go from there.

czech 'em

Is Sage human?

Janitor won't be happy if you keep fooling around like this. Show some consideration, he does it for no monetary compensation.

...

I'm ready to be disappointed when Lando isn't an unknown quantity anymore and the next guy actually prepares for him.

>oi don't trane for de opponent
>der all da same ye

>tab.com.au won't let me bet online without a credit card
>local tab won't let me bet on holm schevchenko

Why the fuck is not being a functioning adult biting me in the ass?

He looks like War Machine pre roids

webm looks like a child heeming their father

>Diaz comes in from the beach on 10 days notice , slaps the shit out of McGregor and submits him inside 2 rounds.
>Conor is the favourite in the instant rematch

Explain this

1. Conor was training for RDA. Now he's had months to learn how to throw a leg kick.

2. Irish people are stupid and will bet huge on their boi no matter what.

are all bulgarians as annoying as fuck or is it just you?

>He's training properly this time
>He didn't take Diaz seriously last time
>He was fooling around in the fight
>It was short notice for him too
>No one can take dat left hand ye
>Conor is more determined now

And my personal favourite
>He was winning until he was losing

Conor took on Nate Diaz on 2 weeks notice
Tony took on lando banano and everyone is dickriding him

well odds keep swinging depending on the money on them

that means that some heavy money must have benn on goobz since announcing the rematch

if you come to think out of the box Nate has absolutely no incentive to win the rematch since he basically loses money if he wins agains.He could very well dive and keep alive the hype for the trilogy while getting paid big for a 3d time

Love how easily you get triggered.

CONOR MCGREGOR

YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORK FOR MOTHER FUCKER

I'M GONNA FIGHT YOUR FUCKING ASS

YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE REAL FIGHT AND THE REAL MONEY FIGHT

IT'S ME

NOT THESE CLOWNS THAT YOU ALREADY PUNKED AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE

DON'T NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT

YOU KNOW YOU BEAT THEM ALREADY

THAT'S THE EASY FIGHT

YOU WANT THAT REAL SHIT RIGHT HERE

AND ANOT. .

UNFORTUNATELY WE CAN'T TALK LIKE THAT ON FOX CONGRATULATIONS NATE ON A SPECTACULAR VICTORY.

...

no you just piss me off with your stupid flag

how do I achieve this mode

he does not look blown up like romero

lol nate begging for a fight and wouldn't fight on 200 because he wanted that cash cow of conor again

pathetic

Sooo.... you get triggered? From the most basic shit as well.

Is Larkin vs Magny a better fight than Kim vs Magny?

Was Sioux Falls the most comfy card in a while?

>comfy location
>comfy announcer
>spicy fights

your not allowed to post anymore i forbid it

can someone transcript that Nates interview from 200

I couldnt understand shit

Lmao, Is Curry your boy or something?

liking apehoop what do you take me for?? some kind of savage?

no i just don't like seeing your flag around these parts

The best part about that was McGoober was wearing a nice suit and then they interview Nate and he's in a white t.

My sides

Too bad

Thats pretty special considering it wasn't black

conor is gunna wreck your 420 meme boi eat your vegetables retard speaking scrambled addled brain idiot that is nate 'the poor' diaz

Go comment on youtube, pls

You guys should fight at heem 1 for the 3rd world championship.

conor is going to flow all over nate its going to be glorious

Guys for the recor-for the record an hour ago Jon called me "the lamest, biggest, pussy he'd ever met in his entire life."

So I mean if(boo)-if.. an hour ago he said "you are the lamest, biggest, pussy I have ever met in my entire life", so believ-it believe what you want, but this i-hes lying to you guys again.

>W-What he say?

Yo ju-

Am I the biggest, lying pussy you've ever met?

>Are you the biggest pussy?

Am I the biggest pussy you have ever met and you want me to suck your dick like you told me?

>Uh?-

Is that what you told me?

Is this not real now? Are we pretending? Are we pretending again?

>I can-

>It's hard to hear you.

*off-mic* Are we pretending? *off-mic*

>Huh

Dana: He said "are we pretending again?"

>Oh n-

Are we pretend-

>No we-

Are we doing this fairy tale shit again?

>No you are the biggest pussy I've ever seen. For sure.

Okay

Are we pretending again?

Hey because I know what you said to me over here.

>What you say?

Dana: He said "I know what you said to me over here."

>That you're a pussy tha-that you're forever gonna be my pussy?

*off-mic* What? *off-mic*

>*off-mic* That you're forever gonna be my pussy *off-mic*

Tha-and also that I'm forever going to be your pussy.

>Yeah.

Okay, we'll see.

I like it Jon but I like it BUT I WANT YOU GO TO ACTUALLY BE HONEST WITH THESE PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE FOR ME.

That's all I want.

>*Jon indicates to Dana he can't hear what he said*

Dana: Be like you are here like you are with them.

jej

yeah keep getting autistic like that and see what happens to heem with posts like that

we will be relegated to /asp/ faster than you can microwave a hotpocket

I just want to watch MMA with storylines written by professionals. Is that so hard to ask?

fat

yummy, give me woman like that over skin and bones anytime

Hey pussy, are you still there?

There is a skin and bones and then there is fit, Ronda is just plain chubby here.

You are just the fakest person

I'm here, I'm here. You are just the fakest person. I actually admire that you can actually be this fake, and like, when the TV comes on, how you can just change. It's like you're a chameleon. It's awesome.

remove that a

Don't worry I removed it lad

how does this go from this to ....

Ishihara v Gutierrez set for UFC Salt Lake City

this

Hey, listen. I'm a professional. That fact that you're a pussy.

It’s awesome. It’s unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Should have saved Luke for that card.