Anyone had any success in luring victims with the Pokemon game...

Anyone had any success in luring victims with the Pokemon game. I've had a couple of successful attempts and have two new phones to show for my efforts. Key is to locate a quiet area - free from cameras etc. Near schools is good as children with phones can turn up.

What?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

When do you sell them afterwards? Removing sim card is enough to not be caught? What about your face?

Still have them, just switched off. They are just trophies at the moment ! lol.

Wow you are so damn cool

Had balaclava on. Selected a remote spot and waited in some bushes, released a Squirtle and within minutes had a victim.

This is the little guy who helped me get the little fuckers out to play!

How old was a victim?

9

Guessing 12 or so. Nerdy kid with glasses stumbling around the bushes. Swift kick to the back of his legs and he went down like a sack of shit. He dropped the phone as he fell, I grabbed it and could hear him crying as I run off. Win win situation. He wasn't badly hurt before anyone freaks out.

I am pretty sure some fuck was going to try and rob me a few nights ago.

>Walking home from a party cause I am wasted.
>See a Pokestop with lure on it, 2 am but fuck it I want Pokemon
>Skinny Fuck standing in the shadows muttering something.
>Fuck no I have read about this in the news.
>Guy begins to walk towards me, no one around but the two of us.
>Mutters something about wanting all my Pokemon.
>Here an animal noise begin to freak out even more.
>It just a Cat.
>Hear "Meowth that's right!"

Around these parts there's this expression we occasionally use.

> pics or it didn't happen

So let's see a picture of the two phones you've taken ( with a timestamp, of course )

Otherwise shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.

OP is a massive faggot.

Kek youre either a slavfag or just fucking edgy

This picture doesn't even make sense.
You having a Squirtle can't LURE anyone. No one else can see YOUR fucking Pokemon, retard.

I second this. I doubt you have the balls to rob a 9 year old unless youre some 15 year old punk

So in this game you can catch rare pokemon and then lure victims by showing him? Holy fuck this game is like a fishing rod to pedos.

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it a -

> KILL YOURSELF

> Things that didn't happen.

No you cant. Op and some other fuck are just lying

He was about 12 and the other kid was older. I never said 9. I'm quite a bit older than 15 but I love this fucking game.

This game seems really really fun.

>Brony-mon
>it's how pathetic is done

But you OP, now this is a proper cure for Brony-mon! Damn good idea too.

setup a lure earlier for myself and a couple of hot jailbait in short shorts came

You can release the pokemon after catching them yourselves. This is how to lure victims to a location. Or you can wait at a point without catching a new pokemon - some little fuck will turn up sooner or later.

Underrated post

Why you lieing on a user board?

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Not how the game works lmao stop talking out of your ass.

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Stop samefagging.

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kill all of the dumbass kids you meet
and then kill yourself
anyone who is associated with this balogna is bad for the gene pool
and fucking retardeD
i repeat
kill yourselves.

Don't use terms you don't understand, idiot.

You know, you should probably learn how the game works before you bother lying like this. Lures can only be placed on Pokestops and Pokestops are all landmarks. You also can't "release" a Pokemon into a lured area.

>2016
>getting this trolled

So this was just a troll thread? Thank fuck. My children play this game and was getting worried for a minute. Infact they are out on a Pokemon Hunt as I type this!

Im a old fag nigger. Go fuck yourself while imagining a trap taking you from behind.

Edgy pic related

Ahahahahaha!
Cthulu isn't even a Pokemon!
I cannot stop laughing!
How did you fall for this?!
Oh my sides!
This is clearly not a real picture!

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You must be timmy. I heard you suffer from brain damage.

Come get my phone you lil fuckwad....
Walk away with some buck shot in ya ass

>Newfag detected

:z desu nice try desu.

I hope I run into you while playing, faggot.

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youre fucking retarded if you think that bullshit "app" qualifies as a game
as if any of those bullshit points matters
it doesnt even build your mind or reflexes like god awful Shooters or MMO
its fucking pointless
3d models of pokemon made over a decade ago, how the fuck does anybody give a fuck about this garbage
it brings NOTHING good to the table
Doesnt even do Virtual Reality correctly

I repeat, this game is a meme and you should killyourself for being tricked into liking it.

i wish you try that with me

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>Being this mad over a videogame
Oh my god your life must suck lmao

heh, reminds me of something I did nearly 2 decades ago.
I was visiting a tabletop gaming convention and there was this one kid who played space marine (wh epic 40k).
he had like a dozen warlord titans and 2 imperator titans together with a very large and nice army. after his game was over he packed everything into his aluminium case.
I waited for the perfect moment and took it from under the table while he was distracted then I walked outside, put it into the trunk of my car and walked back in to watch his reaction.
he was maybe 12-13 years old but cried like a small baby while searching for his miniatures. I was trying to hold back my laughter all the time.
I sold the army to a friend and he still plays with it, not knowing that some child suffered for his new army.
ah the memories...

Nice copypasta
Go back to /tg/ neckbeard
No one cares

*augmented reality

>team mystic

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Autistic* works of fiction.

>summerfags trying to be edgy

no you idiot my life is awesome you dumb troll shithead
its because my fucking generation is labeled as retards like you who play this god damn bullshit
you're regressing the human species and thats what makes me mad
fucking idiots have no idea how to solve two variable system of equations
have no idea about space-time
no idea about nutritional value
no idea about important shit

all you give a fuck about is
car
clothes
girlfried
phone
marries
job
3 kids
money

fucking killyourself you leech to the world.
youre fucking leeches, thats why im mad
not cause "hurr ur salt"
its cause i know you can do better
but youre so fucking dissillusioned by absolute HORSESHIT.

tits or gtfo

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Is this a ylyl thread?
I think I just lost.

There's a few pokestops that dont got guards, many witness or camera.
Had to check pokemon go its kinda creepy/funny how a few stops are near my house.
There's always the option of teamwork?
But that's kinda a waste of time and effort just for a shitty cellphone thou.
i dont even think you can pawn a phone off for more then 10$.

>Tits or GTFO

what a faggot

why is this edgy? I didn't hurt anybody. no real damage, just some miniatures

Autism

Pics or it didn't happen

its a troll thread you dipshit troll

That handle. Kek. How do you even hold it?

>Mystic
Any Valorfags here?

I can understand where you're coming from. If you ask people who the Kardashians are, 99% of them will know. If you ask people who isaac newton is, most of them won't know. It's a sad reality we live in but being bitter isn't going to change anything. This game actually has had a lot of positive come out of it. Its getting people off of their computers, away from the TV and out of the house to go explore and talk to other people who are also playing the game.

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Newfag definitely detected

Represent

Wrecking some kids day isn't really that funny. It's pathetic that you can't find joy in your own existence and have to fuck up some kids good time just to get a laugh.

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Team Mystic ftw

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