Waifu claiming thread.
rattle edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Waifu claiming thread
Camden Baker
Gavin Harris
I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOY!
Anthony Cox
Previous:
Leo Carter
we picked up a massive new account, 1900-2000 locations, and i was given some wrong information on how to deal with some of their signals and no one corrected me, so i was fucking stuff up for weeks.
the supervisor who told me made it sound like my manager was going to fire me; spoke with my other supervisor the other night, and he said she was mad, but not enough to fire me
go in tonight expecting the ass chewing of the century, ends up being a 2 minute conversation and everything's back to normal
Joshua Foster
I know I can't wait!
What are you studying?
How are you?
Nicholas Martinez
Ohhhh! Was an odd way of sayin it!
Damn. Mine are royal purple. They look 10/10. Maybe I'll put em full blast and take a pic.
Ayden Hughes
The usual.
Carson Smith
Worst bake
You do! Then you act tsundere!
Aiden Campbell
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Cooper Long
Its not korbo
Claimed
Joseph Perry
Mech-e . Engineers rule
Tristana claimed
Tyler Murphy
Oh, so everything is not that bad?
That's good.
Also, what do you so for a living?
Usual greeting
Balls
Jason Lee
>Its not korbo
Yes it is.
Colton Turner
best bake
the usual usual?
im alright, just living the usual
you?
what is it then?
Samuel Green
Christian Foster
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Caleb Adams
Holo or Horo
Fuck off mai
Luis Perez
No I do not! If i acted tsun, wouldn't I have to like it first off?!
Carson Myers
Those are some nice feet
Oliver Murphy
Mai did 9/11 and the holocaust.
Camden Peterson
Face it, you're a tsun!
Nathan Miller
Mi Liu did 9/11
Julian Thompson
Why does everyone hates this specific image? It's just another crappy furry one.
Kayden Lewis
THIS FUCKING RIGHTEOUS FUCKING NIGGER, MI LIU, IS DOING THIS SHIT!
MI LIU YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
Noah Morgan
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Samuel Lee
Screws
Robert Scott
Reputation will take some time to build back, but i'm not in hot water anymore as far as I know
I work for Stanley Black and Decker in their alarm monitoring devision, basically I sit at a computer and dispatch the police and wake people up in the middle of the night to tell them that I dispatched the police
I'm cleaning my house for the first time in...weeks?
found a bunch of mouldy food under some dirty clothes
I'm officially that guy
Kayden Collins
I am not! This conspiracy is getting out of hand.
Bentley Jones
Everyone type in the chat: Mi liu is a stupid nigger.
Logan Scott
I'm not a fucking furry you faggot
Christopher Reed
everyone loves it
yes you are you figgit
Easton Jackson
>Usual rattling
The usual usual usual.
>Rattles
Ian Walker
Engineering buddies!
Basically the same
How are you?
Yeah, so just be a bit careful for the next month or two
Sounds kind of boring to be honest, but I'm sure you have a few interesting stories from it
Holy shit! I'm not the neatest person but I don't leave food out
Aiden Jackson
Kys newfig
Jose Gray
Perfection.
Jace Diaz
Fuck off mai
Jaxson James
no u
Carson Thompson
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Liam Butler
Fine.
William Ross
Nou
Angel Foster
Fucking ponies, shitting up the thread
Charles Myers
Don't correct, embrace, and then disprove through action
Mind you, your neck still requires some support; I'd be happy to help
We will be kingz and stuff and things
How's the day for ya
Landon Cooper
That's the plan, going back to being the perfect worker that made everyone love me in the first place
yea, people do some crazy shit, I've had more than one person drive vehicles through the fronts of stores to break in, we had some guys go through the ceiling of a pawn shop last week and steal a bunch of guns, cops caught 2 guys, 3 got away
I usually don't either, but I don't remember the last time I did dishes or laundry
Luis Torres
Fuck off Mi Liu
Noah Thomas
...
Justin Johnson
She's clearly a donkey.
Jackson Baker
Not even me, gicktard
Wyatt Diaz
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Cooper Peterson
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Michael Baker
Edh night was pretty fun, I almost got to do some pretty gross stuff with my mazirek deck, a diabolic edict with a butcher of malakir and an It That Betrays, but someone, the asshole who only plays mizziks, blew everyone out with a replicated miracle bonfire of the damned
That's good, any plans for the week?
And own the assholes who bullied us in highschool!
Fuck you Greg!
Shit, breaking into a store that sells guns? Pretty ballsy
That's not a good thing...
Robert Rogers
You now realize that there is literally this one guy who spends 18 hours a day 7 days a week on Sup Forums making Waifu Claiming Threads.
How does this make you feel?
Levi White
But I don't know how to disprove it when it's already being disproven!
Indifferent.
Jacob Miller
Ah always a bummer to have a big game end by burn.
Oh well though.
Adrian Powell
i would like to thank him for his service :^)
David Rodriguez
>I almost got to do some pretty gross stuff with my mazirek deck, a diabolic edict with a butcher of malakir and an It That Betrays, but someone, the asshole who only plays mizziks, blew everyone out with a replicated miracle bonfire of the damned
what that mean
Cameron Gray
I want to be abused by Katja sama and then save her when she's in trouble only to be abused more because of her embarrassment. Is something wrong with me? Also claimed
Adrian Brooks
Claimed
Nathan Sullivan
what the hell is the point of creating a transparent image when YOU PUT YOUR WATERMARK ON IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Colton Gonzalez
clmd
Luis Peterson
yea, people do some crazy shit
yea, everything blends together when you work all night and are strung out all day
Tyler Martin
No.
Christopher Hill
Well, I was about to do a bunch of gross stuff, basically be in magical Christmas land so I was a bit salty
Its about Magic the Gathering. Nerd shit.
~I know a way you could eat me~
Any other dumbest things people have done?
Have you just been using dirty plates and wearing the same clothes?
That's lame
Alexander Lee
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Kevin Lewis
Liam Campbell
I dindunuffin i swear
Ian Roberts
Blel, fucking Greg that tool
It's a long process since you're way of disproving is instead proving it. Patience my strangle lacking friend, patience
Anyways off to running! It's been a blast everyone
Elijah Edwards
no homo though
Elijah Watson
best poster.
Jack Young
It's High Boom
Gabriel Clark
Crispy
Enjoy your run!
Full homo though
Daniel Williams
Kevin Richardson
I'm mad at you
>make me not mad
Daniel Rodriguez
I wear a shirt and tie to work, so just been re-wearing undershirts, eating stuff that doesn't need plates
when my supervisor was an operator he had a couple of 12 year olds with a handgun on a video account, he still has the video saved, it's hilarious. I once had a guy smash out the front window of a big lots, run inside, and steal 3 blankets and nothing else. the other week I had someone smash through the wall of a sport's authority into their cash office and break into the safe, 99% chance it was an inside job
Mason Garcia
>kisses
William Peterson
My waifu will always be Nui. Literally perfect for me. We are similar in many ways that's why she is perfect.
Jordan Nelson
Well that was no sleep
Josiah Torres
You both are annoying and have no arms?
James Foster
>you're mine only
Jayden Moore
So you arent completely disgusting then, good
What happens in the video?
Sometimes you need those blankets man
Good, sleep is for the weak
Shots fired
Wyatt Miller
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Levi Sanders
I really enjoyed this one.
Juan Martinez
Wew there lads
Jaxson Foster
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Jaxon Williams
You cant go wrong with this.
youtube.com
Jack Thomas
I need it. Im on a long ass week and I need to somehow prep for a massive week next week.
Colton Perry
I want to pet the cat.
Joshua Taylor
yea, dishwasher's going now, got laundry collected
just a couple 12 year olds running around with a handgun, trying to open up doors at an equipment rental location
I guess so, seeing as he broke into the same big lots 3 more times to steal more blankets. the legend of the Blanket Bandit lives on.
Evan Barnes
Going to get food. BBS
Magical christmas land is a nice place to be. Always a bummer to get shut out of it.
I had a game where i spawned ~100 100/100 oozes, only to have someone board wipe that turn. Sad day.
Brayden Powell
Well I'm extremely annoying or so others say....
I still have my arms which is a nice thing.
Leo Sanders
Try warm milk?
HOLY SHIT HE HAS DONE THIS OTHER TIMES!
Blankets aren't even expensive
That's why my Rith runs a Rootborn Defenses and Avycan, for the board wipes that will totally happen
Enjoy the food
Zachary White
So you are both made of fabric, and are annoying?
Oliver Gutierrez
Gay.
I want to pet the yuri.
Jordan Thompson
But I'm not proving anything other than how stubborn and annoying I can be!
Have fun with your run!
In other news, bike is all shiny and clean now!
Ethan Murphy
You may pet the yuri.
While I touch the cow.
Logan White
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Isaac Allen
yup, at least 5 times total at 2 different big lots in georgia
Leo Smith
Consensual mutual petting.
Andrew Clark
My new least favorite exercise is bicycle crunches, not fun
I would have guessed Florida, since that's where dumb shit like this happens on a regular basis
Lewd
Austin Johnson
Im an hour away from my alarm. No point in trying.
I need to put mine in for a service. Got a big one looming.
>low impact consensual cuddling
Ian Perez
Yes, sounds very good.