What do they mean by Pluto?

What do they mean by Pluto?

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It's a planet you idiot.

No it's not you faggot Pluto was labeled as too small and weak to be a planet

Why would they be asking for a small, weak planet?

I've never heard it used like this before, but since the (former) planet Pluto is largely made up of methane, I'd bet they mean meth.

I was trying all sorts of connections

>plutonium -> the bomb -> ??
>the Disney dog -> goofy -> ??

But I guess yours makes sense too

Well also when you consider that trading meth for sex is a pretty common thing. I mean I'm sure someone somewhere has traded sex for a bomb before but I doubt it happens often enough to make it a thing on craigslist.

Not the reason it was downgraded. The fact that its orbit is ovoid and crosses the path of Neptune's orbit is why is was reclassified.

Lol like bomb Kush
But yeah, if in doubt, it's meth.
>But Boston is a heroin town...

>bomb kush

Does anyone really say besides try hard 15 year olds on the internet? Me and everyone else I know just say weed or green.

>heroine town
So they're looking to speedball.

This isn't an astronomy thread.

No it's a dog

But I am faggot and must correct all wrong statements on the internet.

Boston is also a hipster town. Any name you can think of for weed will be used unironically.

>Speedball
Makes sense

Fuck it, I'm just going to email them

>unironically

Speaking of hipsters...

I don't understand the reference

its a dwarf planet, so maybe they want sex with a dwarf?

also the name of mickeys dog, so maybe bestiality?

Unironically is definitely a hipster buzz word.

You're getting creative with this. I like it.

my friends and I dont want to get arrested (its still illegal here) so we say "tobacco" or herbal supplements.

also it hasn't cleared its orbital path of other bodies which is a requirement to be a planet.

Yeah. I think we're on the same page with that.

What was the picture?

I randomly selected it but figured it was applicable. It's the dad from Freddy got Fingered and if you haven't seen it he just generally hates and mocks whatever his son Freddy does. I imagined him going "unironically, meh meh meh meh meh" like pic related

was that a good answer?

Did you get a response?

I messed up. The dad hated Gordy. Freddy was his brother. Anyway you get the idea.

Not yet. Addicts aren't known for their timely responses.

This was my email. I tried to insinuate that I might be useful to them, to increase my chances getting a reply. I probably just sound like a cop.

>I have a lot of things, but I've never heard "Pluto" before. Please be more specific.

Here's the URL if you want to try.

boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/5687193322.html

That makes much more sense now, thank you

Jesus were you TRYING to sound like a cop? Bwahahaha some meth head is losing their shit right now. Well Kek'd user.

Just wait a few minutes and try again from a different email. Maybe something like "I've got brown and I've got Tina, which one were you looking for baby?" with a dick pic attached.

>Were you trying to sound like a cop
:^]

Ok I'll do it.

ALLAHU AKBAR

What is Eddie Murphy doing?

Pluto

Just sent, but you didn't tell us the post was 2 fucking days old, op! This junkie is probably dead by now!

Is that your dick?

kek

Yeah man but why you focused on that? We've got a mystery to solve here

Plutonium, a fictional drug depicted in Clark Ashton Smith's "The Plutonium Drug"

Idk, I'm sorry. Your dick is nice tho.

Are you femanon?

Focus. We have a mystery to solve.

That's what I figured, foggot.

Kek. Take the compliment.

I can't believe I didn't think to Google it. Looks like heroin.

I did google but didn't see that page. Good find. I was convinced it was meth.

Thank you faggot.

You're welcome. If you get a reply, you should still post it.

>implying Neptune doesn't cross Pluto's orbit

I haven't and I bet I don't. Fucking 2 day old post, junkies don't have that long of an attention span.

Yeah, I'm not going to lose sleep over it. Thanks for trying.

Thanks for spelling lose correctly.

I lose my already loose screw when someone does that.