Roast me Faggots, I bet you won't

Roast me Faggots, I bet you won't.

You look like a God whos suit is made of the finest pistachios.

You look slick as hell bro keep it up.

i'd fuck you no joke

I said roast me faggots, I don't need compliments

There's nothing to roast you seem like a decent guy.

I know this niglet. He is a mini Hitler with good dank.

you can land a jetliner on your forehead

Yeah, you seem pretty cool and well put together

not enough fashionable guys these days

keep it up OP

Is your buddy in the back getting outfited for a cape?
A red cape? Is he Superman?

Alright Sup Forums I guess i was wrong, I guess this is a pretty good board

He's an actor in a play, I'm just a well dressed stage hand.

Nigga don't got a fo'head. He got a five-head.

Gotta be double jointed to solute the captain, cause your hand would be WAY on the back of your fucking head.

Hey man, it makes it easy to find myself in pictures

Inb4 OP is actually the fucko in the red cape

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Guy in the back got a interesting cape

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>Inb4 OP is actually the fucko in the red cape

Nah

you look like ben franklin and elton john had a gay baby together

How long did it take you to grow out your hair? Been wanting to try but keep cutting after a few months.

You seem like a fine young gentleman. I would love to have a conversation about your good looks.

I've been growing it for about 2 years now. However about 2 months ago I had a 2 inches taken off.

You could be a decent trap if being a trap wasn't degenerate

Trap life ain't the life for me, I prefer to keep my male pronouns.

You look like Brent Spiner on smack

What? Takes me like six months to grow mine out to about shoulder height

Hormones would work great on you! Lots of trap potential!

Mine is past the shoulder blades.

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That's it? I was expecting something more savage.

your clothes are extremely ill-fitting
i wasn't even trying to roast; that one just came