So what are in all the other crates?

So what are in all the other crates?

a clone of george lucas

every single crate

other fanfiction scripts they could have gone with and got a better movie from.

All of lucas' money

No. The machine never worked. You have been fooled by Nolan.

Marcelu's soul and Gwyneth's head

Dragon dildos

3 > 1 > 2 >>>>>>> 4

i always wondered this too

jews

there are no crates, it's a matte painting

OP's mom dragon dildo collection.

KEKZORZ DRABIN DOLLDOES

Dildo of the Dragon

Cursed Nazi Gold

The gorillions

Lists of people who think op is a fag.

its a bunch of niggers who tried to ship themselves to canada for their freedom

piss bottles

...

BECAUSE

THATS WHY YOU FUCK

Dank memes of distant past.