Ok Sup Forums storytime. Happened like 15 minutes ago thanks to a porn thread

Ok Sup Forums storytime. Happened like 15 minutes ago thanks to a porn thread.
>be me
>19y/o fag
>tipsy and friend is overprotective so doesnt let me go home and tells me to stay overnight.
>"sure" mainly because he had a qt3.14 sis who is my crush
>no space on his bed cuz too small tells me to go sleep with sis
>jump at the oppurtunity
>open the door
No.. not a dinosaur
>see sis laying in bed sleepy af
>tell her about it and shes completely fine
>go on bed taking one side while she takes the other
>soon after she falls asleep
>sudden boner
>whatchuseeboy.jpg
>false alarm
>boner stays
>decide to go on /gif/ for some reason

CONT
>now browsing gif.. adding to my porn collection
>see this webm (pic related)
>realise she looks alot like qt3.14
>hearing qt snore
>thought of me fondling her comes to mind
>get closer to her

>See gay porn on gig
>Sneak back into friends room
>Suck his dick like a fag
>Friend wakes up and asks wtf I'm doing
>Yell it's just a prank bro
>Hands free ejaculation

Is anyone even reading this? Cont?

By all means, go on.

nobody cares about your bullshit jailbait story cunt no 14yr old chick is gonna let there brothers friend jump in bed with them unless they wanna fuck.

She knows me well.. we've went camping before and slept in the same tent. Nothing happened tho and she is also his twin. Sameage

Moar

you said you were 19 and she was 14... there the same age....wut!

Lmao

Cont OP

this dumb mfer.

QT 3.14 = cutiepie dumbass not age 14

>qt3.14 is an age now. shes 3.14 ban this pedophile

>throw my hand around her
>bonerintensified.jpg
>shes still snoring so all good
>start touching her ass.. only small touches
>same with boobs but even more careful
>slowly increment the force of touch
>remember i once read in Sup Forums that assholes are sensitive and never reach for them
>sudden paranoia sets in. What if she wakes up. What if her bro comes in
>think that if I put her hand in my trouserd touching my dick. Even if she wakes up she will think she was the one touching me and I will have something to blackmail her if she catches me in the act
>start fondling hard now that i have a backup plan
>shes definitely a deep sleeper
>now start to touching dick with her poon.. feels good man
>put dickhead in. She lets out a moan
>get scared and stop touching her
>her hand is still in my trousers though
>starts to grip it. I take the chance and start jerking it off with her hand on my dick and me moving in and out of it
>As expected. Doesnt work

Is bait

Mfw these newfags dont know the meaning of qt3.14 ... dont even wanna post the rest.. but for the oldfags.. Ill do it

waiting for the rest of the story OP.

bamp

Good story but fucking OP doesn't have his shit pretyped. Get your shit together

>cum in her pussy while the head is in
>realize this is dangerous
>knock her out
>knock her brother out
>Put her unconscious brother in bed with her
>jam unconscious brothers cock tip in her pussy
>leave unnoticed.

>decide to fondle and jerkoff myself
>my hand is on her pussy and im rubbing her clit
>backstory she has been showing interest in me alot (not gonna say how since its gonna take a long time)
>starts moaning but idgaf
>about to nut when i see her eyes slightly opening
>slowly remove my hand and act like sleeping
>her hand is still in my trouser
>and i have a boner
>she wakes up
>mumbles to herself "uh my hand...holy-"
>she starts stroking it
>i can see that her hands are somewhere in her trouser and are also moving
>definitely masturbating
>she moans a little loud
>i open my eyes and act like i just woke up
>"uh whats wrong.. holy shit what are you doing"
>"umm.. please dont tell anyone please"
>"okay sure but you have to give me something"
>"Ill have sex"
>she gets on top of me..puts it in and we have sex
>after sex and her swallowing my load she tells me she has liked me for a long time
>asks me out
>mfw i got a girlfriend because i saw a porn thread on Sup Forums
>thanks fags
Right now i told her to go back to sleep now and we will talk more later. Her bro is awake now so sadly no pics but will post later if I can

...

Thanks. I also have a story of my highschool fuckeries.. will make you kek. You want?

Let's hear it

Yes OP yes

I guess ill give it to you all too since happy af.. thanks for the qt3.14 guys. ALSO does anyone have sauce on that webm that i posted ?

Bullshit did this ever happen, it reads like a horny 13 year old wrote it.

sorry OP but had a better ending.

>Realize it wasnt qt3.14
>My mom disguised to keep me her little baby
>Well pussy is pussy Sup Forums

...

Sure then. Here it goes
>Be me approx 5 years ago
>14 y/o fag
>not a beta and good with girls
>Absolutely abhor the chemistry class/subject/teacher
>mainly because teacher is autistic
>lets call him mista since thats how he used to pronounce mister
>mista is a complete autist fag. He actually had brain damage since the umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck or something like that he told us
>he is a genius autist like einstien or something but he is a tard in all other parts of his brain
>chemistry class starts
Now that i think about it he literally talked like a real life spooderman
>"Hai guise. Pleas sith doen"
>"thuday we will lern abut chemcal bunding"
Note: He didnt pronounce the ch in chemical normally. He pronounce it as the ch in chalk and also he didnt pronounce the i in chemical

fucking kek
had a good laugh at that

create a new thread you faggot.

>goes on to blabber about random stuff.. class isnt paying attention
>some nerd sitting next to me asks him a question
>"yeth yeth dis will bi leik dis"
>his ass was facing me and he had his wallet in his backpocket so you it opened the backpocket alot
>tear a piece of paper and put it in his backpocket
>the class sees me.. everyone was a bro so no one snitched
>i get another chance so keep on putting papers in

No fag.. this is a story time thread

>keep on putting papers in
srsly nigga, papers!? Oh god, such a savage!!!

fucking double kek. this thread is killing me

hurry the fuck up and walk the dinosaur

>at this point have atleast 20 tiny pieces of paper in his pocket
>the class knows
>some fell out because the pocket also had a huge ass wallet in it
SIDENOTE that fag didnt keep money in his wallet.. he kept fucking random pieces of fabric. I kid you not.. once a dude asked him about it and he made him stand the entire period
>we all go home
>Next day the class coordinator comes
"Mista has informed us that someone has been putting pieces of paper in his backpocket. Please stop or you will face consequences"
>No fuck you bitch
>Today he was more vigilant so hard to put paper but still managed to get a good 10 pieces in there.. knew he would freak out
>nobody can stop the putpocket
>someone drops a pencap and it lands next to him
>goes full tard mode
>"YU PEEPLE TINK DIS IS A JUK? DEES CUD KEEL ME"
>Realisation.jpg
>You know how some autists hate yellow and other random things and love other things alot
>i realised he hated pencaps alot and loved fabric alot too

Decide to fuck with him to the extreme at this point
>next day comes
>no coordinator
>he decides to lecture us himself
>"su thuday i wiel tel u kides y u shud behaive wiel wid da techers"
>blabbers on for a solid 15 mins.. many keks where had during his speech.
>finally a chance arrives to strike
>already prepared for this so collected alot of pencaps from the class we also twisted them and made them sharp
>dump them in the pocket

Anyone reading? Cont?

Yes please

Sure, why not?

follow through

>be me, rn
>my Skype little is naked in the bathtub for me on cam
>i'm reading your shitty thread
>switching to pay more attention to my Skype little

didnt know autists could teach classes....looks like half of Sup Forums can become teachers now

Yeah continue

Tard rage is coming and I don't wanna miss it