SURVEY

>SURVEY
Age
Gender
Height
Weight
Level of education
Current employ
Number of sex partners
Drugs taken
Last tv show watched
Last movie you hated
Vote for trump
Do you like police
Are you non-Caucasian
Will you be deported?

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>Age -37
>Gender - male
>Height - 5' 6"
>Weight - 147lbs
>Level of education - 4yr college
>Current employ - railway
>Number of sex partners - who counts? over 20
>Drugs taken - weed, lsd, coke
>Last tv show watched - big bang
>Last movie you hated - batman v superman
>Vote for trump - n
>Do you like police - y
>Are you non-Caucasian - n
>Will you be deported? - n

22
M
510
220
Bs
Phone sales
8
LSD x Coke mj alc. K
Simpsons
Captain America
Yes
Nope
No
No

16/male/179cm/around 75kg(im skinny)/10th grade going up/unemployed/2(my hands)/hooka/Mr. Robot/pixels/fuck no/no/no/no

>19
>male
>6'1"
>225 pounds (partially muscle, inb4 fatass)
>enrolled in college
>internship at a financial recruitment firm
>2
>weed, Coke, adderall, booze, oxy, LSD, mushrooms, Xanax, 25i, mdma (I'm sure there are others that I'm forgetting)
>the night of (gr8 show)
>mission impossible 3
>no
>for the most part, haven't had any bad expiriences
>no
>no

Did I do good?

B&!!!!!

why should I do all this work for you? find out.

22
M
6'4"
210
BS in civil engineering
Project/construction management
Mid 20s
Alcohol
Futurama
Trancendance
Yes
Yes
No
No

17
Male
5'10
147 lbs
Senior in highschool
Work at little Caesars
2
Weed, alcohol, xanax, 1p-lsd
Bojack horseman
The bfg
Fuck trump
Yeah I plan to be one someday
I'm half white half mexican
Half of me will

18
M
6'3
BTEC/A level, going onto university
Pizza Hut kitchen staff
0
None
Top Gear
Batman vs Superman
No
Respect for police and black people are not polar opposites, so yes
Nope, I'm white as fuuuuuuck
I'm in my country of birth

> Age - 33
> Gender - male
> Height - 6' 7"
> Weight - 180
> Level of education - masters degree
> Current employ - unemployed
> Number of sex partners - 0
> Drugs taken - 0
> Last tv show watched - house of cards
> Last movie you hated - batman v superman
> Vote for trump - no
> Do you like police - yes
> Are you non-Caucasian - no
> Will you be deported? - no

21
Male
5'11
145
High School Diploma
Office drone
0
several different pain killers and one type of antidepressant
American Dad

>Age 23
>Gender m
>Height 170cm
>Weight 59kg
>Level of education University qualification
>Current employ Student (Applied Computer Science)
>Number of sex partners 7
>Drugs taken Weed, Alc, Smokes
>Last tv show watched Homeland
>Last movie you hated Conjuring 2
>Vote for trump no
>Do you like police yes
>Are you non-Caucasian no
>Will you be deported? no

>33
>virgin
What does it feel like to be such a fucking loser?

feels bad man

> Age - 21
> Gender - male
> Height - 6' 1"
> Weight - 160
> Level of education - Some college (dropped out)
> Current employ - Line cook
> Number of sex partners - 0
> Drugs taken - ~20
> Last tv show watched - Game of Thrones
> Last movie you hated - Batman vs. Superman
> Vote for trump - Maybe
> Do you like police - Hell no
> Are you non-Caucasian - No
> Will you be deported? - No

b&

> Number of sex partners - 0
> Drugs taken - 0

17
male
1,88m
125kg (I do train)
0
student
4
weed, speed
tbbt
titanic
pls no
ye
uwot
ye

>>SURVEY
>Age - 29
>Gender - male
>Height - 1.78m
>Weight - 77kg
>Level of education - PhD
>Current employ - Design Engineer
>Number of sex partners - 7
>Drugs taken - none other than booze
>Last tv show watched - Archer
>Last movie you hated - ST:ID
>Vote for trump - Britbong but voted Brexit
>Do you like police - Fuck no
>Are you non-Caucasian - Nope, aryan master race
>Will you be deported? - kek

>6'7"
>180

Fucking skelly

Why don't you just pay for sex?

can't really gain weight

do more drugs. they make life tolerable.

18
Male
6"3
17 Stone ish
Diploma
Cleaner
Fuckn 0
Weed, Hash
The Simpsons
Fight Club
No
Not really
No
FUCKING HOPEFULLY

because i'm shy af
and i don't have a lot of money

>Age - 27
>Gender - male
>Height - 6' 2"
>Weight - 300lbs
>Level of education - A level (dropped out, hoping to start uni in September)
>Current employ - Retail
>Number of sex partners - 14 women, 2 traps and 2 blokes
>Drugs taken - weed, alcohol, coke, codiene
>Last tv show watched - The Borgias
>Last movie you hated - 10 Years a Slave (saw it with an ex in the cinema, bloody awful)
>Vote for trump - n/a ( Y but I'm British)
>Do you like police - Y
>Are you non-Caucasian - N
>Will you be deported? - n/a

maybe i should

Age: 17
Gender: male
Height: 5'6''
Weight:125lb
Level of education: (still in highschool)
Current employ: Farm labor
Number of sex partners: 2
Drugs taken: Booze,weed, shrooms, morphine
Last tv show watched:rick and morty
Last movie you hated:Allegiant
Vote for trump: cant vote
Do you like police:I have no problems with cops,I have problems with shitty cops.
Are you non-Caucasian: nope
Will you be deported?:nope

Watched Rick and Morty yesterday. Brilliant show.

Age
>25

Gender
>Male

Height
6'2"

Weight
>140 lbs

Level of education
>Bachelers Degree in Accounting

Current employer
>U.S. Department of Defense

Number of sex partners
>15-20

Drugs taken
>All of them

Last tv show watched
>Game of Thrones

Last movie you hated
>After Earth

Vote for trump
>Yes

Do you like police
>I hate the police

Are you non-Caucasian
>No

Will you be deported?
>No

>b&
Do you not know the main fucking rule for any adult board on this website?

...

Age
>19
Gender
>f
Height
>5'4
Weight
>180
Level of education
>in college
Current employ
>server
Number of sex partners
>2
Drugs taken
>weed
Last tv show watched
>spongebob
Last movie you hated
>ghostbusters
Vote for trump
>most likely
Do you like police
>yes
Are you non-Caucasian
yes
Will you be deported?
i would hope not

As an irishman can somebody tell me this,Roughly how likely is Trump to win?

and even if i paid for it i wouldn't know what to do then
you can start laughing now

im not american, but here is it:

17
male
181 cm
70 kg
high school
-
-
only alcohol
im not waching tv
Silent Hill
no
7/10
no
i hope not

...

-27
-M
-6'1"
-235lbs
-Some college, never completed
-IT Consultant
-5 sex partners (I dont know if being flacid counts though)
-2 Drugs, Mushrooms once and weed twice
-Hells Kitchen
-Kung Fu Panda 3
-Yes, Im a registered republican
-Yes, I have a lot of respect for authority
-Hispanic, I look white as fuck though
-No, Born in Texas

>20
>M
>5'11'
>150lbs
>highschool
>Working temporary placements in construction
>4
>weed, alch
>archer
>the lobster
>n
>y
>n
>n
>

Hookah is not a drug you stupid faggot

>-5 sex partners (I dont know if being flacid counts though)
I need this explained to me

Gender
>F


Already lying women don't post in this shithole

Please present your nude bosom m'lady, otherwise it is my duty to inform you to vacate the digital premises immediately.

Age
>21
Gender
>m
Height
>6'3
Weight
>165 lb
Level of education
>finishing bachelors
Current employ
>did a co-op, otherwise unemployed, year round student.
Number of sex partners
>6
Drugs taken
>pot, lsd, xanax, alch, Stims, opiates
Last tv show watched
>yugioh, it's bad don't try it.
Last movie you hated
>I don't really hate any movies.
Vote for trump
>of course. Got my family and friends to.
Do you like police
>I generally hate cops as people. They're mostly assholes who couldnt get a job in a position of power other than the teat of the government, but blue lives matter too. They don't deserve to die by domestic terrorists and thugs.
Are you non-Caucasian
>no
Will you be deported?
>no

He ground up some hookah and loaded a bowl of hookah
he lit it up and then died cause you cant smoke ground up hookah

>>SURVEY
>Age
18
>Gender
M
>Height
6'2
>Weight
80kg
>Level of education
College (England)
>Current employ
Student
>Number of sex partners
6
>Drugs taken
Weed is all
>Last tv show watched
King of the hill
>Last movie you hated
I don't remember
>Vote for trump
Even if I were American, no
>Do you like police
As a group, yes
>Are you non-Caucasian
No
>Will you be deported?
No

:(
If you find an escort that seems nice enough and inform her that it's your first time, I'm sure she'll take control & show you the ropes

Stop

Age: 21
Gender: Dude
Height: 206cm
Weight: 122kg
Education: some fuckshit
Current employ: None
Sex partners: 0
Drugs taken: None
Last tv show: I don't watch tv
Movie i hated: Can't really think of one
Trump: im not american
Police: I feel safe around them
non-Caucasian: No idea what that is
Will you be deported: No

>Age
20
>Gender
Male
>Height
1.74 m
>Weight
73 kg
>Level of education
Currently In university
>Current employ
Unemployed
>Number of sex partners
5
>Drugs taken
Weed, hash, LSD, 1P-LSD, shrooms
>Last tv show watched
Game of Thrones
>Last movie you hated
The Purge Election Year
>Vote for trump
Not American but would not vote for anybody because none of them are good enough for presidency
>Do you like police
Never had trouble with them
>Are you non-Caucasian
No
>Will you be deported?
I'm a citizen of my own country, born and raised. So no.

i doubt that she would be able to do that (or that i'll be able to even find such an escort or even afford it)
it would just make me feel like more of a loser than i already am

Age - 25
Gender - F
Height - 5'3"
Weight - 145
Level of education - Attending college
Current employ - Medical coding
Number of sex partners - 2
Drugs taken - Just h'weed
Last tv show watched - Spongebob
Last movie you hated - Road to Perdition
Vote for trump - Over Hilary? Yes
Do you like police - Yes
Are you non-Caucasian - No
Will you be deported? - No

>Age = 24
>Gender = m
>Height = 5'9"
>Weight = 194 lbs
>Level of education = 2.5 years of 4yr uni
>Current employ = sports apparell store and Finish Line
>Number of sex partners = dick in puss: 4
>Drugs taken = weed, acid, shrooms, adderol
>Last tv show watched = Ballers
>Last movie you hated = Dope (fucking retared)
>Vote for trump = of course
>Do you like police = yes, niggers need to get their own shit together, it's not any other race's fault
>Are you non-Caucasian = nope
>Will you be deported? = absolutely not

These people are professionals providing a service. They want you as a customer and to keep coming back they won't make fun of you. Just don't pick a nasty ass curb crawler.

30
M
6'2"
190 lbs
Masters
Military
50+
weed, shrooms, salvia, T3
ER with my wife
superman vs. batman
I don't vote and don't live in America anyways but if I had to choose between hillary and trump, I'd pick hillary
of course
... because I'm white
not from my home country.

>niggers need to get their own shit together, it's not any other race's fault
wtf does that have to do with "do you like police"?

20
Female
5'1
115 pounds
Sophomore in college
Preschool teacher
3
Weed
Futurama
Batman vs Superman
No
Some
No
No

lol fatass

>18
>Male
>5'11"
>155lbs
>highschool so far but going to college
>$9/hour
>1 :(
>weed, alcohol
>GOT
>twilight
>hell nah
>yes
>white
>lolno

Well d00d..

My first couple of partners after being a teenager I was really freaked out. I had a tough time getting hard so I went in soft. I remember with one partner she just got fed up and took it personally. The other I got my courage in the middle of the night.
Now I cant get a lapdance without it being borderline sexual harassment because of my dick

Age
>18
Gender
>Male
Height
>5'10'
Weight
>187lbs
Level of education
>College
Current employ
>N/A
Number of sex partners
>3
Drugs taken
>weed
Last tv show watched
>Can't remember
Last movie you hated
>SMOSH the movie
Vote for trump
>Why not
Do you like police
>Yeah, they keep me safe
Are you non-Caucasian
>No
Will you be deported?
>No

Age-19
Gender-Male
Height-181cm
Weight-130kg
Level of education-starting college
Current employ-gym receptionist
Number of sex partners-3
Drugs taken-X, Weed, Spice
Last tv show watched- Peaky Blinders
Last movie you hated- Avatar Last Airbender
Vote for trump- if i was in the US sure
Do you like police- yeah, never disliked them
Are you non-Caucasian- I am of Lebanese descent
Will you be deported? Silly, Sweden doesn't deport you unless you want to actually improve the country

white
male

that's all that matters. fuck off, asshole.

>6'7"
>180

i know, but don't you think they will think i'm a loser when i can even find someone to have sex with without having to pay for it?
they might not laugh at me or even tell me, but they will surely think so

You hated Road to Perdition???

>19
>Male
>6'
>148lbs
>College I guess
>Municipal working, chopping grass and driving around cleaning shit for the city. Solid enough pay for a summer job
>5
>Too straight edge for drugs I have only smoked a weed
>Spongebob probably
>Most movies suck pretty bad that I watch
>Not American, but still nah
>Sure. I haven't really been around them much
>Nope
>Not from where I'm currently living, no

OP asked for gender, you meme loving fat little spaghetti-o smelling squishy faced retard. Fuck off.

21
Male
1.76m
70kg
college student
Beach boy (opening parasols)(summer job)
0
Ethanol, Cannabis, Shrooms, Ecstasy, Amphetamine;
GoT
Dragon Ball Evolution
Vote for Trump (I would)
Yes
No
No, lol Not from USA

2
genderfluid
3ft
28lbs
never gone to school
suckin on titty
I was in my mom for 9 months.
epidural
teletubbies
toy story 3
yes
yes
no
no

Filthy shit skin.

Oh shit, I put last movie I WATCHED. Last movie I hated? Uh... I'm blanking

what is that even supposed to mean?

Shermanator?!?

Age - 17
Gender - m
Height - 6'0"
Weight - 190 lbs
Level of education - High School
Current employ - Subway
Number of sex partners - 1
Drugs taken - Weed, Alcohol, Acid
Last tv show watched - N/A
Last movie you hated - Kill Bill
Vote for trump - no
Do you like police - eh
Are you non-Caucasian - no
Will you be deported? - no

Age: 23
Gender: male
Height: 5'7
Weight: 151lbs
Level of education: high school diploma
Current employ: assistant manager
Number of sex partners: 5
Drugs taken: all of them
Last tv show watched: Chopped
Last movie you hated: The Purge
Vote for trump: no
Do you like police: not really
Are you non-Caucasian: no im white
Will you be deported?: no

>25
>male
>185
>77 kg
>bachelors degree
>music teacher
>8
>weed, alcohol, amfetamine, mdma, lsd, 3-acetylo-dmt, shrooms, nbome shit...
>berserk 2016
>Waiting
>not us citizen, but proabably would
>meh, they do they job, i dont mess with them
>slav motherfucker
>nopeh

that hes a skinny fuck lmao

>23
>Male
>6'0"
>187 lbs
>BS in Biology
>Med Student
>1, married at 19
>Lorezepam
>Family Guy
>Batman v. Superman
>Fuck no
>ACAB
>Yes
>Nope

Age - 21
Gender - male
Height - 6'1
Weight - 160
Level of education - University Undergrad
Current employ - Unemployed
Number of sex partners - 3
Drugs taken - Marijuana, Molly
Last tv show watched - Magi The Larbyrnth of magic
Last movie you hated - Nightcrawler
Vote for trump - I'm canadian so no
Do you like police - Yes
Are you non-Caucasian - No
Will you be deported?- No

niggers don't like police bro everyone knows that

They deal with loads of blokes who pay for it. Most people don't pay for it unless they have to. It's not that uncommon. Read 'paying for it' a graphic novel by Chester Brown. From his personal experiences as a John, it's reassuring and very educational. Whores are people just like you and me there are plenty with compassion and understanding.

Reported for underage

not really
(and he's only 5' 10" btw)

>Age
23
>Gender
Male
>Height
180cm
>Weight
82kg
>Level of education
Bachelor
>Current employ
Customer service. Pays well.
>Number of sex partners
9
>Drugs taken
None
>Last tv show watched
Person of interest
>Last movie you hated
The men who stares at goats
>Vote for trump
No
>Do you like police
Yes
>Are you non-Caucasian
No

Age - 22
Gender - Assigned Male
Height 6'4
Weight 220
Level of education - Business Associate
Current employ - no
Number of sex partners - 1 1/2
Drugs taken - Every prescription ever, weed, booze
Last tv show watched - Fast Money
Last movie you hated - Some scary movie I guess. I stop watching if its shit.
Vote for trump - Gary Johnson but I'll vote for Trump
Do you like police - Only when they are shooting niggers. Not when they are hassleing me.
Are you non-Caucasian. white as fuck
Will you be deported? no

Age - 18
Gender - M
Height - 6ft
Weight - 155lbs
Level of education - HS Diploma
Current employ - Burger King
Number of sex partners - 7
Drugs taken - LSD, Shrooms, Marijuana, Klonopin
Last tv show watched - One Punch Man
Last movie you hated - That new, stupid Goosebumps movie with Jack Black
Vote for Trump - Hell no
Do you like police - No, but I don't kill them bc of the reason below
Are you non-Caucasian - No
Will you be deported? - No

At least you didn't hate a masterpiece and aren't a philistine.

not much i can do about that, now is there?

>Number of sex partners - 1 1/2

U wot m8?

don't listen to these assholes.

do it in your own good time. You;ll know when the time is right

i just can't see myself ever going to one, that's all
i'll check out that book though, thanks

i didnt say anything about that, was just answering the anons question

>Number of sex partners - 1 1/2
this needs explaining...

it's starting to look like the time will never be right
i've accepted that it will probably never happen

>Age -21
>Gender - male
>Height - 6'2
>Weight - 10st
>Level of education - Diploma
>Current employ - Programmer
>Number of sex partners - 5
>Drugs taken - weed
>Last tv show watched - family guy
>Last movie you hated - monsters
>Vote for trump - Britfag but I would if I could
>Do you like police - don't care
>Are you non-Caucasian - nah
>Will you be deported? - nah

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paying_for_It

Age: 19
Gender: Male
Height: 181cm
Weight: 65kg
Level of education: Univeristy, Bachelor
Current employ: Student
Number of sex partners: 0
Drugs taken: Cannabis
Last tv show watched: Alaska the Last Frontier
Last movie you hated: The Pinchcliffe Grand Prix
Vote for Trump: Yes
Do you like police: No, but I won't kill them
Are you non-Caucasian: No
Will you be deported?: No

Age: 38
Gender: male
Height:5'9"
Weight: 9000
Level of education university
Current employ: engineer
Number of sex partners: 98
Drugs taken: anything and everything
Last tv show watched: Bo jack horseman
Last movie you hated: Superman vs batman
Vote for trump: YES
Do you like police:NO, I like freedom
Are you non-Caucasian: yes
Will you be deported? Do where? the moon?