I'm wiping my ass right now

I'm wiping my ass right now.

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You gotta do it more than once

good for you :)

How many times?

you've got a few hairs there my friend.

Am I almost done?

If dubs you eat it

Looks kind of bloody. Also, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WIPING YOUR ASS WITH PAPER TOWEL

You gotta really get in there, leave no stragglers behind. You need 8 more wipes my friend

It's not a paper towel.

Shit posting.

Literally.

Guys my anus feels really dry.

WINRARRR!!!
op must eat shit-paper

I will not eat my own feces.

smart man

Looked like paper towel

Guys I keep wiping but there's just more and more. Help!!!

paper towel doesnt usually have hearts on there

finger in pooper

you have to shove paper RIGHT UP THERE like and hold it for 5m

Wow, first time I noticed the hearts. Nice catch user.

and doing a shitty job of it.

Why are you wiping with the crease? Seems very inefficient

>tfw you know you fucked up with your life when you are monitoring a thread about OP who is wiping his ass and posts pictures of it on Sup Forums.

How do I wipe?

With a flat side of the paper. Or a crumple

>/thread

what does it smell like OP?

Start out with a decent size wad of tissue; three balled-up squares should be plenty. Reach around and behind your butt, and lean onto the opposing cheek. Wipe with the pointer, middle, and ring fingers of your acting hand under the toilet paper.

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Dae feel old lel xd

All done boys.

Would like to give a shoutout to user A and user B and user F for helping me out.

See you next tomorrow when I take a dump. Stay tuned.