I shoved a dildo up my ass but it kept popping out so I shoved it deeper until my ass completely enveloped the dildo and now IT'S STUCK UP IN THERE !! I tried pulling it out for 2 hours but reaching up in there only seems to push it deeper.
I live in a small and town and everybody knows each other. There is no such thing as a secret in this town. I cannot go to the hospital for this. Some people around here already call me a whore
Go to a hospital. Tell them you fell on it. Tell them its not yours. Everyone will believe you.
Levi Fisher
if you cant poop it out, youre gonna need to go to a hospital. thats all you can do unless youve got a friend willing to shove their hand up your ass and pull it out
Ethan Morris
Give yourself an enema with lube
Parker Edwards
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William White
checked and I'd rather use the fishhook
Jayden Cruz
PHOTO X-ray NOW !
Cooper King
Well that depends
Pretty sure this is stale pasta, if so end yourself
If not post pics of butthole
Brayden White
exlax lots of exlax
Easton Watson
When i see it i will belive it !
Joseph Flores
>cannot go to the hospital for this.
you will go to the hospital for this, the only choice you need to make is if you are going to do it before you die.
Aaron Rivera
knowing my luck it would pop out with a fart and land on the floor while I am laying in state
Isaac Gomez
Seek medical attention. Doctors are bound by law of confidentiality.
Anthony Morgan
drive all night if you have to and find a hospital where nobody will ever find out
Owen Howard
Vacuum cleaner, stick it up there and turn it on.
Luke Hughes
Use a hoover/vacuum cleaner.
Caleb Martinez
eat a lot I say a LOT of food and drink a lot of water then shit with the force of jesus
Connor Wright
TOPKEK
Landon Powell
top kek
Carson Russell
kill yourself
Wyatt Reyes
Step 1. Find the person you hate the most Step 2. Approach them Step 3. "You've triggered my ultimate form, prepare yourself fuckboy." Step 4. Bend over, ass facing enemy, and scream violently as you charge your attack. Step 5. Shoot the dildo out of your asshole so hard, it penetrates his skull. Step 6. Marvel as he spends his last moments getting skullfucked by your deadly dildobeam.
You would need an instrument to prop your destroyed turd cutter open whilst you tried to either grab it with forceps, something with teeth that can get on both sides of your rectum ravager of choice.
Hunter Sanders
use a toilet plunger
Brody Roberts
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Gabriel Young
stop posting this shit
Chase Fisher
Become a Bernie Sanders fan. You'll be such a huge asshole it'll just fall out.
Aiden Taylor
you don't have any friends that will dig it out for you?
Alexander Garcia
>shit with the force of Jesus
>fucking lost it
Christopher Cook
Remember - if you find that weird you're a bigot.
Jace Rodriguez
nice. I'd help you get it out
Grayson Reed
NO, can anyone on this board get it out?
Elijah Ross
Go the hospital you stupid bitch.
Oliver Gomez
checked
how can you get it out?
Isaac Bailey
hospital or death
Jackson Young
Long nozzled vacuum cleaner up there, see if it cant grip the dildo. Keep the power button close by, don't want prolapse yourself by mistake now...
Adam Hill
Just shit it out for Fucks sake. Once you relax and your sphincter returns to normal it will just push out. Also pics or you're a sad little man pretending to be a sad little girl.
Jordan Wilson
maybe give yourself an enema with vegetable oil, it might slide right out
Grayson Morris
This is what you need OP
John Reed
MAKE A LEVATIVE
Robert Adams
1. Shave you nasty ho. 2. Timestamp
Gavin Reyes
I have some long pliers that I use for fishing. you can get way down the fish's throat to get a hook out, I'm sure I could grab onto the dildo with them. They're very slim so there wouldn't be very much discomfort
Brandon Miller
just forget about it for an hour, let yourself relax, and shit it out (don't push hard, let it slide out on its own)
Caleb Cooper
:ER (in another town)
Landon Hernandez
Its too far in now. Theyll have to remove your spine to get to it now. All this couldve been avoided if only you weren't such a fagot and went to the ER.
Jayden Mitchell
Protip: Put a second one deep enough to disappear too. Your boddy will believe you have to crap and your bowel muscle will do the work.
Luis Edwards
Have you tried squatting?
Jace Harris
He's lying OP, it takes at least four for this to work.
Grayson Long
You need to go to a hospital, if that shit cuts your lower intestine you're fucked
Benjamin Collins
holy shit you have a bigger problem. Your testicles are cut in half!!!!!!!!
Kevin Gray
It depends of your body, for me two is enough. If you don't own two dildos, use a soda can
Jordan Sanders
op, go to burger king and eat 5 whoppers with large fries. that shit will run right through you and push the dildo out in about an hour
Jason Hughes
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Blake Reed
Go to a hospital, pretty sure most doctors have had similar cases and are used to it
Blake Hughes
Just gonna leave this here... Y'know, just in case somebody wanted an examle.
Adam Myers
moar
Jacob Carter
The world is a strange and confusing place...
Carson Barnes
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Isaiah Adams
where u at op? i'll help u get it out, but i'ma have to put something in there to replace it afterwards
but for real, i will help you get it out without doing any serious damage, and I will try to stick my dick in there once it's out
Nicholas Powell
Timestamp maybe if you eat some laxative would help
Top kek. Fucking win. U sir deserve all the shekels
Blake Sullivan
kek
Joseph Butler
timestamp
Cameron Turner
i think you earned some GBP's
Hunter Rivera
NOW I AM DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO HOSPITAL
Wyatt Wright
>Pop out with a fart
Kek
Jayden Brooks
i had the same problem with a table tennis ball.
Xavier King
use deep heat as lubricant and see if that isn't enough to make it just slide out. It has to be Deep Heat, because other things you can use as a lubricant may damage your rectum
Benjamin Gutierrez
STORY NOW user
Xavier Green
jump rope
Aiden Morris
Stop same fagging your shitty post you faggot. Its not even that funny.
Jack Wilson
shove more dildos up there until they all come out your mouth
Asher Brooks
I would suck that shit straight out of your ass. No joke.
Jose Rodriguez
Pics with timestamp and OOPS written on belly or it didn't happen.
Alternate option, post dox and face pic so a nearby user can rescue you.
Oliver Hughes
taco bell is the answer you are looking for my dear...
Angel Campbell
best advice NA
Jeremiah Wilson
checked and where do you live?
Jayden Torres
This user gets it
Luis Gomez
Welcome to Sup Forums, newfriend.
Isaiah Thompson
I work in an ER and we have had this happen more times then you would think. Most of the time the people lie and say they have abdominal pain or some other stupid shit. Just be honest with the ER doc and tell him you cannot get it out. S/he will stick there finger in there and not be able to get it out. You will be sent to general surgery where they have the proper equipment to remove the item. Yes, the nursing staff and doc will laugh behind your back, but if you need help then you shouldn't worry about it. They will mostly be concerned that you could have perforated your bowel, which can be life threatening if left untreated. I suggest that next time use your dildo in your vagina, and buy a dildo with testicles for your anus. Good luck on your adventure, it will probably be long and hard.
Jeremiah Moore
OP listen to dubs.
After all, what other options do you have?
Nolan Parker
I'm going to try putting super glue on the end of a pole, push it on dildo till it sticks, let it dry and then pull it all out
Jack Jackson
Fucking lost
Ethan Sanders
If you don't want to go to the hospital, it's fine. You'll just poop it out unless it has a wide, flared based.