ATTENTION EARTHFAGS! THIS IS MY PLANET NOW, YA HEAR!
GTFO
ATTENTION EARTHFAGS! THIS IS MY PLANET NOW, YA HEAR!
Christopher Davis
Landon Wilson
Fuck off space niggers were full.
You can crash on the moon if ya want.
Sebastian Evans
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Camden Morgan
10/10 reference
Nathan Harris
THAT'S IT
I'M BLOWING YOUR PLANET TO HELL!
Camden Mitchell
Boy you don't know the first thing about real estate, do you? Yo've got a money pit, friend ...
Carter Brooks
Woah woah woah
Where u been?
Julian Myers
I came here to see if anyone said this
Ayden Allen
eat shit and die
Gabriel Peterson
whats the reference to?!?!!?!?!?
Ryan Baker
That's not our planet, though
Try again cosmofag
lurk more
Easton Ross
God dammit, my kind have been faring the stars for OVER 65,000 fuckign years and we are slowed down by a bunch of fucking humies?! What has out kind came to?
Matthew Campbell
Fuck you bitch, go back to Uranus.
Jonathan Diaz
plz tell me im new around here
Jackson Ramirez
GOD DAMN IT WE COME FROM AVUUK IV YOU FUCKING UNEDUCATED DIPSHIT
Carson Lee
everyone starts somewhere, I guess.
Tyler White
I know you're new
That's why i said "lurk more" it means "hang around without posting, and you will learn the ups and downs around here"
there are too many jokes to explain them all, so it'll be easier for everyone if you just don't ask whenever you see a joke you don't get, and instead just wait until you come across the context later
Yes, it is tedious, but we've all been through it
Jace Flores
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Blake Rogers
wtf are you doing!?!?
Wyatt Harris
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Benjamin Gomez
I for one welcome our new alien overlords
Colton Morgan
Why?
What's so good about this thread?
Grayson Ortiz
Are you sure you want this shithole?
Have you fucking seen it? We destroyed this planet like I destroyed my dogs asshole last night.
Luis Bailey
Do you drink the pickle juice?
Gabriel Bennett
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Chase Fisher
What? I can't be that bad, I'm sure- OH HOLY CHRIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA