What would you do if you regularly came over 10 feet (or more than 3 meters)?

What would you do if you regularly came over 10 feet (or more than 3 meters)?

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I'd make women into pirates.

that's harsh lol

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Start taking anti-biotics. Usually when I cum that far, it means I've got a UTI or chlamydia.

This guy definitely has chlamydia or some kind of bacterial infection that causes his urethra to swell shut.

Damn, that must suck. I'm a virgin so I am definitely STD free. Though being a virgin also sucks so....

Yeah, found some bitch on Sup Forums and fucked her anally. Turns out she had chlamydia. Had to go back and tell all the 9 other girls I was fucking (2 of them I was in a relationship that didn't know I was polyandrous). Suckiest time of my life. Almost destroyed my whole life. But I came through it.

Pic related.

>But I came through it.
kek

I wouldn't call that a girl, user

Dat u op? Tell me you don't cum on parents bed.

Yeah, I knew she was pretty huge. But I was on a rampage to fuck any woman coming my way to get my numbers up. I had just lost my v-card at 28.

it's my bed and I have a towel down

Kek

Ok cool.

Why'd you think it was my parents bed?

Goddamn dude, do you not cum for weeks or what?

lol I usually cum every day, for that gif I skipped a day though

Welp, this is Sup Forums. You tend to expect the worst.

What's your favorite porn genre?

Nice loads bro

I suppose
I am pretty vanilla, but I like petite girls. Veruca James is one of my favorites. Also love Dakota Skye and Lily Thai and others
Thanks!

I would see a doctor immediately, you are shooting fluid from your finger, Dickhead.

God I remember being young.

Shooting loads across the full length of a woman, and coating her face.

You kids enjoy your youth. It ends soon enough - then you'll be hittin' the Blue Pill and standing at the toilet for 10 minutes just to piss like the rest of us old fuckers.

Dammit.

I can feel you man.

>how do cameras work
cameras are not that great at high speed stuff (and you can see it coming from the penis anyway so not sure what you are talking about)
Eh, I am 30. How old are you?

pls get those hernias repaired!

you shoud do pornos

Don't think I have a big enough dick to do porn :(

You could be the cuck and cum on the bull and wife from across the room.

lol that would be interesting

I haven't been able to do that since college. I miss pulling out and blasting a girl in the face when she thinks I'm just going to cover her tummy. Amazing what 10 years will do, serious lack of distance in your 30's

Do girls like it? Cumming on them from
head to toe?

But I am 30 :(

I dunno, I am a virgin still. I hope the girl I am with does because it feels like it'd be a waste if not lol

Really? Why's that? Shy?

Extremely. Also a bit of a shut in

Depression?

facials are a thing still, submit vidya to a company or do amateur shit
prostate training or something

Yea at times
True. I dunno how to submit vids to a porn company though
(also I don't do any kegels or anything)

I'd hunt unwanted insects that way

shit u can see a doc for meds it aint too late
or try exercising

kek

tell me what are your wanted insects?

He has the cuck vibe. You a cuck OP?

Not really.

>"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

I can attest, I used to be able hit girls faces from between their legs. I'm 38 now, if it's been awhile and I'm feeling good I can still do it but I've got to be really horny.

How'd they react?

>mfw my cum only seeps out a little bit and doesn't shoot more than 1 inch

Sorry to hear :(

They close their eyes and mouth real tight & then laugh it off & then check to see if any was in their hair.

Wish it were made up. I wish it were.

Although, at the same time. I'm kind of glad it happened, because that whole ordeal forced another girl I really liked to be tied to me in some way.

Think plenty of water and learn to do kegels

They ever say anything about it?

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Have you shot your own face by accident?

I would probably stop runnin while I masturbate.

Several times. Thankfully it usually goes over my shoulder though.

You get hot watching your self jerk off?

I get hot if people tell me they are masturbating to me jerk off

Gay? Bi?

Straight actually

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Oh i see you're also a virgin, meaning the only sexual outlet is masturbation and you've turned into a source of pleasure even if it evolves another man doing it?

Woman preferred, but yes even if it is a man I can work with it.

i'd be annoyed

Ever tried Omegle or other cam sites?

>I came through it
Well played, user.

Understandably
i did a live stream once for people on Sup Forums (and I showed my face briefly). It got recorded and I haven't done one since. I don't want people to know I do this stuff.

Um yeah, you don't show face. Especially in Sup Forums

It was briefly, years ago. Won't make that mistake again.

Mitchel (Bill) why are you posting a video of yourself jerking off online? Didn't you just get married??

I like it when you fap to me James

Bill what the hell??

I can't help it. I want you to put it up my butt and make me jizz on my wife

Is she ok with it?

I haven't talked with her yet, I was going to ask you first

Ok first off what the fuck!? I can't believe you are actually posting this shit. And I also can't fucking believe you are gay for me. What the fuck man! We've known each other for fucking years. This kinda changes some shit man.

But having said that, I kinda am down. I guess hit me on Facebook. How long have you... Wanted me?

Also, post her too man. I might as well cum while I'm here.

For years. I didn't realize it at first though. So relieved you are down for it too though

I mean shit man why not. It's not like we haven't seen each others dicks. So can I fuck her too or just your ass or what? I've never sucked dick before. Have you? What's it like?

I would still cum down her throat

That's an average cum shot. Anything less and I feel sorry for you.

what is this? a distance cumming championship ?

Is there such a thing?

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get reasonably fit and start selling fetish porn clips on clips4sale or manyvids
try to make your cum a little thicker and you might get a steady income
Look at marks head bobbers
or get the girls from klixen

only condition: don't be autistic

I'm with ya op. I always shoot big and I'm disease free. I guess some of us are just luckier than others.

Do you eat your cum?

I have no clue where marksheadbobbers gets the girls or what kind of paperwork is required to do it. I've sold solo vids on c4s though
Nope

be a porn star

scrape some money together and you can practically get any porn starlet to shoot vids with you.
look for porn agencies that have newcomers.
you've got to make sure they are over 18 (multiple gov ids) and need a model release.
invest a little time and money.

How much money would I need to pay though? Could I do a cut of what I make instead? Like say... 40/60 (them being the 60) while I start out?