ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
Isaac Watson
Connor Sullivan
Learn to shoot straight you fat fedora fuck.
Brody Edwards
SHUT THE FUCK UP C-LO GREEN!!
Caleb King
>YECGAA
>fly to the train
>kill the 3 in the front (the fourth can't be killed because he dies when he hits an intersection light)
>fly back to the bike
takes 40 seconds
Andrew Cook
How's about you shut the fuck up you fat jizz pile. Driving is fucking easy, its the fact that you can't shoot properly. Are you a fucking stormtrooper? Or just some nigger-jew who doesn't want to waste ammo. Fuck following the train, fuck you, I'll do it myself
Cameron Smith
I'm guessing you guys didn't know that you can just land the bike on top of the train after performing a small jump, and shoot the vagos yourself.
Isaac Walker
Am I the only one that had no problems with that mission?
Jack Murphy
Isaiah Edwards
Can't stump the Trump
Xavier Hughes
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Blake Nelson
naw theres a wall lol
Ian Barnes
fellow dunkey watcher...
full respect user, full respect.
Hunter Parker
There's no wall in the way, you just have to kill the vagos before you get to east los santos, where a convienently located bridge will pull you pull you off the train as it drives under it, shit's easy.
Ayden Smith
YOU PICKED HE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
Jaxon Lee
That was really my favorite GTA... too bad about all that nigger plot. They had some good actors and music, and especially the big world to drive around and get lost in.
Tyler Baker
ayyyyayyyayayay big smoke, its me carl, chill CHILL
Brody Reyes
CJ? OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY DAWG!
Caleb Russell
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Aaron Howard
ha hahuhha! ay, you ok man?
Naahh man, its ma mams homie!
Jace Collins
Hey, I don't know why this had to
happen, but I promise you, I'm
going to find out who killed your
Moms! The streets is cold, dog.
Like it says in the book, we are
blessed and cursed.
Gabriel Nguyen
y'all niggas couldn't possibly how deep this game truly is
Kayden Reyes
What fucking book?!
Same things make us laugh, make us
cry. But right now, we gotta take
care our business. Go see your
brother at the cemetery. C'mon,
let's bounce.
Oliver King
possibly understand
swear am not drunk lol
Noah Walker
yall dont know how many times ive played this story over and over since 2004... 50-60 times easily...
Brody Campbell
...
Wyatt Williams
Fuck you fatman
Cooper Roberts
"We can shit on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you!"
Levi Cooper
Only 50-60? Lol please, I've played it so many times I can't even keep count. Tell me, have you accomplished 13.37% completion before the game actually begins? Have you got over 2,000 hours playing SA:MP since 2008? Thought so, newfag.
Eli Jones
Hot coffee was real... i still have a version 1.0 disc from midnight release 2004... not may v1.0 in existence anymore... mostly v1.01 on PS2 discs around nowadays...
Ayden Jenkins
Pleb
Henry Garcia
I'm skeela, bitch
youtube.com
William Jones
mate... i only play gta for the story and nostalgia ... i dont do that shit fam, well done on doing it, i mean cred where creds due? but i dont do that shit fam. i played the one server for 600 hours with a friend... til it closed and i stopped and my mate never got back into it... also, not a newfag dude.
Alexander Perez
>too bad about all that nigger plot.
>They had some good actors
predominantly famous BLACK actors portraying their usual roles in black movies
>music
its supposed to takes place in the nineties in LA. you played and enjoyed being black you jackass.
Connor Price
Yeah you're a newfag. 600 hours is nothing. I no-lifed the fuck out this game and I still see older fags than myself all the time.
Andrew Johnson
bro can you read? user clearly stated he WASN'T a new fag. glad i can clear that up.
Connor Parker
He a newfag, just like you.
Jayden Hall
No.
Noah Cruz
whatever you think man...
Zachary Robinson
Newfag
Parker Cook
cool man. enjoy your... "victory"?
Grayson Evans
What did I win? All I'm doing is calling you a newfag because you're a newfag. Probably joined Sup Forums after 2011, amirite?
Logan Cox
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Liam Long
...
Dominic Rodriguez
was that the time frame? i actually didnt know. also, about 2008-ish?
Jason Phillips
this is funny to me man...
Mason Miller
fugggg DDDDD: guess I'm the newfag, I joined 2010 :'(
Brayden Thompson
me 3 nigger
Henry Flores
when keks are TOO kek
Kevin Wright
A NUMBER 9 LARGE
Lincoln Lee
lel
Henry Russell
Yes.
Faggot.
Adrian Ortiz
I never did either.
Luis Morris
i'll have a number 3 , fat boy.
Zachary Allen
Nice tip dubs!!!!
Jose Long
lol
Jayden Anderson
I'll have 2 number 9s, a numbah 9 large. A number 6 with extra dip, 2 numbah 45s, one with cheese, and a laaaarge soda.
Leo Roberts
Nice dubs!!
Asher Price
NICE DUBS
Owen Cooper
9*
Matthew Bennett
Awh, the dubs streak ended :(
Zachary Sanders
...
Luke Anderson
Seen this meme almost as much as I've seen your mom's pussy
Dominic Walker
...
Colton Russell
>tfw CJ is a manlet
Chase Ward
Adam Turner
Do you want some Weed? Shrooms? DMT?
my fav character
Blake James
>los
so that means that meme is fresh kek
Angel Perez
ur mom's puss ain't fresh, son
Colton Howard
neither is your reading comprehension
Colton Parker
...
Isaac Gonzalez
I'm drunk so smd faggot
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the English seals and I am no.1 spelling bee champ of the century!
Camden Robinson
>there will never be a gta as good as san andreas
Why try rockstar
David Adams
my bad dude i wasn't trying to kill your vibe
party hard
Cameron Green
Even if there's a GTA 10% as good (GTA 5) it's worth playing, maybe even worth buying.
Partying with ur mom rn faggot
Connor Myers
youtube.com
MANDATORY
Jack Harris
This is better
youtube.com
Colton Jones
1) 9, 9
2) 9 large
3) 6, extra dip
4) 7
5) 45
6) 45, with cheese
7) large soda
Asher Martinez
I ate more of ur mom's pussy more than big smoke ate from cluckin' bell
William Nguyen
How many of you faggots to this day STILL don't realize YOU were at fault for failing the mission because you rode too close to the damn train, making it difficult for Smoke to see and aim at the clowns on top of it?
Colton Lopez
Not me. I think I failed that mission once, and I played it 100s of times.
Kevin Turner
I HATED THAT FUCKING MISSION
Nolan White
Fuck y'all niggas, this shit was a fucking pain
Eli Wilson
Explain further, I only saw niggers go
ing chimp out
Jayden Davis
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!
Charles Harris
cant stump the trump
Angel Russell
Oh god fuck that toy plane. It would have been 100x easier to just go shoot those fuckers.
Ian Sanders
ya the train mission was ez as fuck the plane thing was cancer
Gavin Torres
...
Dominic Cooper
Not sure which was worse. This one, the driving school, or the pilot school. The drop off with the plane for the cia guy was pretty cancer too.
Brandon Wright
...
Grayson Bennett
Am I the only who thinks that the country area was cozy asf
I used to just ride around the country area for hours just listening to k rose
Sorry for bad pic
Justin Price
...
Lucas Wright
...
Lucas Martinez
this
You just needed to understand the mechanics of how the AI aimed. Passed it every time.
Ethan Cruz
yeah its comfy
spooky af at night tho
Jackson Mitchell
I hated this mission. Made it so much more satisfying when I got to slaughter the military base a little later though.
Daniel Morris
...
Samuel Bailey
EY CESAR
THE YAY LEAVING SAN FIERRO, RIGHT?
Adrian Hernandez
RIGHT, BUT THEYRE USING BIKES CJ
THEY GO CROSS-COUNTRY
Benjamin Wood
OK, I'm gonna see what I can dig up.