Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Remember that Corey is God
>Most importantly, have fun!

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I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOI!

still here

Claimed

just alright
fish
cool

>Best fox is here

I need to get around to finishing Megadimension Neptunia VII

Oops, I need to pay attention.

Claiming best chuuni

Hold up hold up.... Im still thinking but i think I got some shit here... ready for this mah nigga?
How about yuengling-yiffer?
Yuengling = oldest murican brewery
Yiffer = furfag sex
Still thinking of more.

Touka is here and ready to probably post like 3 times in this thread

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blake claimed

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Heres 2 more images cause im going to bed now

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Ayy dats sum dank nick, but ur cory so u can do better if u get sum time amrite?
Good night mate.

goodnight
thanks for all the gr8 edits

thats all i got hope you do well fish

The usual, a little lewd edition.

Hell yeah I can, give me a few and Ill give you a dope af nick. Back to the cory cave.
Dankes you cunt. Ill rape you while you are asleep.

Regret edition

How is it different from usual?

Hey Mami

Fish

Shiro

Hey, have you started lain yet?
KITTY!

Oh boy

What did you do?

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Its like,its 3 am here and Im typing with fucking Corey. Is this what life is about? Could it be that WE are God`s chosen people? We, who can stay up whole night doing nothing but shitposting and posting pictures? WHAT IS THE MEANING? HOW DO I GET OFF THE FUCKING RIDE, I NEED SLEEP

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Is anyone watching these? I feel alone, so very alone.

What do you regret?

You're still posting samples.

hey there sexy franirino

how are you

Clicking the little x up and to the right, probably.

Oh, hey there fran! What's the craic?

I have yet to start lain, sorry!

Cute Kyouko

Leaving work without sorting the ordering last night.

Hello Fran, and welcome to the ride.

But... Cory is your nigga!

GATE is pure shit. so much wasted potential.

Work was pretty slow today, and I worked out earlier

Pretty much nothing

Tell me when you do

How much did you fuck it up?

The ride never ends

Hi, what ya up to? I may reply late, I'm playing Overwatch.

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I know Cory. Im also your nigga. But I mean there has to be more to it, right? There hast be something beyond just shitposting. There has to be meaning.

Maybe it's because I don't do your job, but why isnthat a bad thing, and how far does it set you back?
Pretty much the same thing here. One exception though... I went all out for my dinner!

>working out
heh, fuckin normie

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WAKE ME UP

a little lewd?
cunt
senpai shall notice you again~

Well, there's fapping too. That is probs the meaning. Other than that we exist to continue to exist.

Yes maam!

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t-thats lewd~!

>695451303
Fuck off.

Have fun!

What did you make?

I have to get/stay in shape

The first episode is kinda slow, but stick with it!

fish
thanks

Lewd?

>some meme about nice feet
All you do is look for (You)s. Want to contribut for once?

l-lewd

A little lewd indeed.

How much to people say the word "Cunt" in your country? You cunt.

claimed

Sorry your waifu probably isn't as cute as mine

Well, at least "x little monkeys" is fitting in that one.
But still, its time to stop.
I guess so. You are a smart lil nigga Corey. I tip my existential crisis to you.


~Holo

Its lunchtime and I have 7 burger buns
I have enough tomato sliced for about 15-20 burgers
No cos lettuce for caeser salads
No soy milk
17 tortillas for wraps
>punny noticed

Fish?
I thought you were kill

I WAS BORN WITH THICK SKIN

Alright! I will take your word for it!

>shape
i lost weight by getting an ulcer and only eating once every other day for 4 months. its the best weight loss plan, save for constant pain and agony

y-youre such a tease!!!

>cutie noticed me
thank you~!

Get this.... an "im peanut agus glóthach."
A very traditional Irish dish.
Roughly translated to English, it means "peanut butter and jelly."

Did anyone claim Bridget yet? If not, bacon claimed by me.

You autists watch any YouTubers or am I the only sperg here?
I was born with thick skin

ill give him a you is that really a thing?

Anything for a nigga of mine. Gonna have to hit the cory sack now, good night niggas!

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G`night Corey,you have to visit those threads more.

just a little bit
fish
a lot of people you coont
i was expecting the im gay thing :(

How are you doing?

They should be able to make it work...

You may have to do some reading to figure out what the fuck happened, I did and helped compile some links to good sources for a friend. I might be able to find them by the time you watch it

I think I'll avoid that

I did gain weight over winter and spring form work and not doing much

I had cashew pork from work

Just,why?

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Will do nigga, I like this community.
>hope it's not abnormal for a nignog to lurk after saying goodnight just to make sure no one asks his ass a question

>cashew pork
Holy crap, that sounds delicious.

Well, what ya up to man?

i do i just post it for the meme
yeah

Sweet! Sounds like its gonna be an adventure

>All this lewd
Where the hell is Yuno?? She is missing out

Pic,I forgot it.

Cashew pork, I don't think I've ever had that. What is it, and is it good?

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its okay, i am the lewdest

thats what happened in the winter of 2014 but i reversed it in 2015 and lost more weight than i gained. i continue to eat unhealthily but loose weight at the same time. i have no idea what the fuck my body is doing

Everybody knows that the lewd cat has the best lewds around.

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I see you over there cutie~

It was, but all the food at work is amazing! The benefit of working at a good restaurant

Watching desert punk now, it is to post apocalyptic as Space Dandy is to sci-fi

If you have to ask me anything about it, feel free

Pork, cashews, and a few other vegitables sauteed in a savory sauce.

High metabolism? I had a few thyroid issues in highschool so I had the build of a Holocaust survivor

you call those megumemes

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Wewlad

lmao okay kid. i have over 10,000 files to prove im lewder, dont make me start dumping

probably that, yeah. ive always stayed thin despite eating whatever i wanted
>holocaust survivor
kek

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How about alot-a-lewd?

Hmm, I should try making that sometime, sounds good. Did yours turn out alright?
How's work?

L E W D
E
W
D
I just said you are the lewdest. Please dont. When I say lewd cat,I mean you.

>BARREL
>ANOTHER
>MORE POWDER
>PENTAKILL
Got my first penta as Gangplank
Why is he so based?

hi friend and no not much

thanks
that's lewd
only a little lewd is needed

I dunno. Maybe i'll just vaguely hint that i might post some to tease you?

LOOK AT ME

IM DA LEWDEST NOW