Whats up \b\?
Dubs grants me permission to cut my pinky finger off, also will try to timpestamp after, and one last thing, how much will this hurt?
Whats up b?
A lot...
Now do it!
There is no way..
fgt
bad idea OP, but if dubs I grant you permission.
Winrar I guess
winrar
wow
Op here, here goes nothing
Surely op will deliver
Best guess, it will feel exactly what you'd think. But you do you, faggot.
Tie ur pinky tight, wait til u can't feel it anymore. Then it will hurt less
deliver OP
May I ask OP, why?
Do it with a cutter and livestream on YouNow.
Rolling
is this how I toast in epic bread?
deliver op
Commenting here because I feel like this thread has the potential to become a gold train and I want in. Also acknowledging that in verbalising this observation I've likely killed any chance of that happening. Also recognising that someone might guild me specifically because I just stated that I don't think I'll be guilded. Also noting that meta discussion of gold trains has so often resulted in ironic gold trains occurring that it has become a tired method of pandering for gold and this post will likely be written off as such by any potential gold-givers no matter how many layers of self-awareness I pretentiously pile on. Except I'm hoping that the previous sentence was just the right level of meta to cause somebody to consider this post worthy of guilding, though really now it's this very sentence I'm hoping will serve that purpose. Or this one. I'm just now reading back over this whole post and realising that I sound like a tremendous fucking pseudointellectual wanker but I'm posting it anyway because maybe declaring that I know my attempt at wit has fallen flat will earn me some sort of kudos. P.s. give me gold
Got eem
OP you're retarded, all you'll gain from cutting of your pinky is looking like a fucking idiot. But deliver.
No way hes gonna do it.
He won't do it I bet trips on it
Make it look like a kitchen accident so that they give you oxy at the hospital and for the love of god don't tell them you it on purpose you spend a good while in a state funded mental hospital
in b4 op delivers.
welp rip op
Op you better fucking do it. If you don't I'll suicide myself
>Implying OP will deliver
Op not responding.... Cause of death: bleeding
Hes crying right now because of the Pain.
Come on Op, deliver
It's all about the speed. Use a knife. Aim for a knuckle.
there's no gold here for you fgt
fuck off reddit
C'mon lemme be toasting in epic bread, it's been too long.
WINRAR
Do it. Won't hurt that bad
If OP delivers
OP here. I'm not going to deliver. You've all been swindled. It was a social experiment.
Pic just to help with the waiting time
OP I want to see a pinkyless hand tonight please
DOUBLE WINRAR
what a pussy
Take it from someone who just cut off his middle finger and halfway through index finger, DON'T FUCKING DO IT OP.
I bet that's what your deadbeat father said to your crack whore mother after he wouldn't pay her.
there, now go back to plebbit
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You would know satan
Satanic trips
There's no fucking way OP is going to deliver, but there real question is, why do i want to see a cut off pinky from them so bad??
Why are you such a cunt
nice trips
Pliars arent doing it, what else can i use?
those are pliers.
Fake op
Don't be a pussy OP..... Sup Forums fame is forever fame.
You will achieve "God" status
DELIVER DAMMIT!!!
Double dubs
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Cleaver
scissors? Box cutter? Kitchen knife? Come on OP, be creative!
Oh shit
Please come through with the your word OP this is gonna be epic!
tltr
Use your fapping hand. It will have enough strength
A hot meat cleaver and something to hit it really hard
you can't cut your finger with that you nitwit, use a knife or big scissors
kek. You're mad. You're also a faggot. I find it hilarious and heartwarming that you will never accomplish anything. You know that thing you've been wanting to do for a long time, but never get around to starting it? Well, think of it. Think of every detail. Then realize that you'll never accomplish that goal. Ever. Specifically because you never do. You've always been this way. Things will not get better. Accept it. You know what to do now...
Chainsaw. Big, loud chainsaw. Right in the middle of your house.
Don't do it man. What if down the road you want to learn the piano or something and you can't because your dumbass cut off his finger.
A large sharp kitchen knife brought down in a chopping motion aimed at the joint...gotta go hard to separate the joint.
Fuck it, hand on the floor, stomp pliars
Look... you won't die and iv you put it in a jar o water you will have it back and you'll be very vamous
You must do it for spectreman OP
I used a tablesaw. Worked really well.
k a m i
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Satan, get on our side!
>I can't cut my finger whit a fucking paper
Fucking gay
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It takes the same amount of pressure it takes to bite through a carrot to cut off your finger. Youre just being a pussy
bumping wiht pussy
win fking rar
This was an episode of Alfred Hitchcock presents
Use this
Bumpinh with new memay
Use a Hatchet be brave
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You need nails, shoelace, and a meat cleaver
YouNow
okay, but why the fuck is your first tool option to cut off your goddamn finger, pliers? STOP STALLING AND CUT YOUR PINKY OFF OP
Uh oh OP. Time to deliver
That meme is old as fuck
Cut off the blood circulation and then just slice it right off
if dubs or higher use your teeth you pansy
I took off the tip of my finger with a steel shear last night. Quick and almost painless
holy shit my man good job
OP DELIVARRRRRR
timestamp
fake and gay
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LIVESTREAM IT ON TINYCHAT
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