Be me

>be me
>at work
>on break
ive been here since 2 am and i barely have my break now at 6:30. please kill me, i hate being a wagecuck

>Complaining about working for four and a half hours
Man you kids suck these days.
>B-b-but it was at 2 in the morning
Yeah, and? I get called out all the time to work early in the morning like that. 10 hours, no break time, no naps, I get a call and get two hours to show up.

You don't know how easy it is to know when you're going to work.

get used to it. i started my wageslave job at walmart at age 16 expecting to go to college and make a better life for myself. im 35 years old, still a virgin, and still clean up toilets at walmart to this day, atleast i make 13.50 an hour now and work 40+hours a week :'^(

>le old man on Sup Forums meme
Hang yourself

>mfw 35 year old neet :^)

oldfags gtfo

12am-6am shift tonight, I regret many life choices

I'm not old, I just actually work and because of actually working and not complaining, I make $42/hr.

where did everything go so wrong?

>television and film

>le 40usd an hour maymay

I have a comfy 9-5 doing spreadsheet nonsense for a bank. Good money, nice hours and I work in a different office to my boss so he doesn't know I spend about 2/3s of the day shitposting on my phone.

You know what the best part is?
I never even graduated from college to get this.

:^)

maybe two more years and I'll be like you OP

You're lucky, I can't even find a job in supermarkets.

>be me
>get paid for going to college classes

feels good to live on a 1st world country :)

>get of work at 3:00 am
>give up trying to sleep at 5:00 am
>get to gym at 6:00 am
>funposting between sets at 6:40 am
>not even on the right board
baka desu senpai

>complaining about working 9-5 monday-friday

I don't get it. when else do you propose to work?

>be me
>leech
>laugh at wageslaves

>be you
>that will end soon

Can't wait for you to spiral into depression when your actual life starts and you're confronted with some hard truths :)

>tfw you'll commit suicide as soon as the money runs out

not that much left guys!

Why don't you do it now and give what you have left to your family?

Please tell me you're leaving enough to at least pay for your funeral.

Enjoy your hurting joints as you grow older you tradefaggot

don't you see user that it says "no funeral"?

There still are expenses man. It's not like the state pays for it.

If you're going to end it, then do it soon and gift the rest to your family. Wasting it on yourself like this is fucked up.

All that sounds illegal

Don't worry. My parents are dead and I'm an only child.

Just feel lucky that contract construction work isn't something you have any experience with. I remember being hauled out on months long jobs with about three days notice at most.