What's your deepest, darkest secret Sup Forums?

What's your deepest, darkest secret Sup Forums?

I'm underage

reported

I wipe my ass standing up

I like white milk more than chocolate

i stole one of my bestfriends girlfriends nudes and posted them all over the internet

I am 13 and you cannot post your own personal "we all have secrets" because youre so fucking fat you cannot take a picture without your sausage fingers getting in the fucking way you dumb fuck so lazy you have to save a picture about secrets jesus fucking christ i though i saw the worst

I'm a nurse and I secretly wish that all of the old assholes I have to care for would just die.

I am right behind you

FUCKING NIGGER YOU LAZY FUCK OP LMAO YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID YOU POST THIS SHIT ON B JUST FUCKING DIE ALL READY FOR WORK HONEY? OK SUCK YOUR OWN DICK FAGGOT

I've had plastic surgery to correct my really bad acne scars

A girl made me some cookies. I lied and said they were good.

bumperino

Same

I love to smell my cousins wet diapers. He's 2 1/2 and always gets changed when my family babysits him. I take his diaper out of the trash and sniff it in the bathroom when nobody is looking.

Bump

I like traps but am hetero as fuck.
Cheese pizza is alright
I steal, a lot, and lie
Sleep with girls all the time with no condom, gave a bunch hep c and probably have kids somewhere
I dont really have one deep dark secret, just a few medium depth ones.

my entire family (cousins,aunts,grandparents, too) are all christians but i'm not and i've never told anyone. i've read my sister(with depression and used to be suicidal)'s diary, and she says that she can't die because of "jesus" or something.

... Shit. My fiance liked to get choked out baaaaaad, like, getting blue in the face and being cock slapped. Our last night we had mad, amazing breakup sex and she asked me to choke her out and deepthroat her. I stuck my dick all the way and choked her and when she did the safety tap, I kept going and throbbing and came harder then I ever had, her tears and fingers digging into my glutes making me cum harder and throb more intensely. Afterwards, she said she loved it and that we could still hook up for more of the same. Little did she know, I was contemplating not letting go until she fainted or died.
On a good note, I get to keep doing it to her and she has no idea I want her to die with my dick throbbing cum into her throat.

Older fag. Dated a chick that was younger. Broke up. 2 years later banged her mom. 6 years later banged her early 20s daughter, Banged 3 generations. Im my own hero. For the record the daghter was the best bang. The mom was the worst.

I have several
1. My girlfriend doesn't know I'm in love with another woman

2. When I was younger I'd sext my cousin and now hope I never see her again

3. I often wish that I'd go to sleep and not wake up

4. Sometimes I jack off while looking at pictures of my girlfriends sisters

5. I care more about my computer and my car than myself

6. I'm extremely materialistic (I think)

Will probably think of more down the thread, feel free to ask about anything

I've paid for a Sup Forums pass.

Any sexual fantasies?

An hero nao.

lady friend has the same problem. Was the surgery expensive?

Enjoy your clicking on 3 pictures of trains just to say 'kek' faggot.

Mind control.

i masturbated to a pic of ballerina girls

have you ever fucked a patient?
what country u from?

My telepathic training is going nicely

yo this is an actual thing, saw a documentary on that shit

faggot detected

I often fap on pics of girls I know.
I fapped into some of my sister's underware, multiple times.
When I was in High School, I send an anonymous letter to the cops in wich I gave the name of a guy that sold weed because I did not like him. I basically fucked his life up, and I feel good about it.

my step grandmother molested me. I was 14 she was 55

reCAPTCHA is the high point of my Sup Forums experience.

when i was 14 i went into my sister's room and took pictures of her ass while she was sleeping

i don't have the pictures so don't ask

I am a 21 year old woman, married, but i want to be used in a gloryhole.

post pics of all 3, let us decide

I watch my mid-20 year old hot roommate with a mirror under her doorsil as she undresses and showers pretty often. I've almost gotten caught by her many times but it has totally been worth it.

I'm unironically a National Socialist. This is only a big deal because I live with two bleeding-heart liberals.

>that shit

why didn't you like him?

She once got out of the shower and walked into her room and did naked yoga just because she felt like it and dear god my adrenaline has never been that high. She was 2 feet from her door and all she had to do was glance over and I was fucked.

I have a gay fat fetish.

Every couple of months I get a desire to be used by a group of men. I tale a train to another city and go to gay sex saunas and get mouth fucked by numerous guys.
Shit is cash.

Test With tits

I created my entire class in artificial academy 2 and i fuck them on daily bases..........not IRL ofc
IRL I fucked my bestfriends crush

Last week I managed to sucked my own dick and swallowed

>I like traps
>hetero
at least be honest with yourself
>I steal, a lot, and lie
Oh, you're just mentally damaged. Nevermind.

Are you even gay?

mfw in last dream i was a cyclohexan
>destroying fats, wax and resins

tits and timestamp or gtfo

...what?

And what did she mean by that?

I like bestiality (girl on dog)
Want to fuck my friends little sister.

I understand, I'm a 25 year old married woman, but I'd secretly want to be in a really rough gangbang

Has Sup Forums killed anyone?

I have a relatively small penis
I made out with a guy once. Sometimes I wish I was more into guys; girls are such cunts

Killed my pet reptiles by throwing them into big trees multiple times until they were skinbags of mush.
"Wrestled" with girl I babysat.
Fucked my friend's gf.
Molested my other friend's gf while she was sleeping. Twice.
When someone posts "you're now thinking of her", I think of a girl I loved years ago instead of my fiance.

I committed the Whitechapel murder back in '88.

Tits and timestamp or gtfo

Oh also I might be more into guys, idk. Gay life seems like a lot of strife and I'm probably more afraid to open up to girls more than actually being into guys

Bullshitter

E fucking exactly

DO NOT TELL ANYONE ELSE THIS!!

I'm not lez but I've had sex with my sister.

I once pulled a knife on two little kids so they wouldn't order pizza from the place I worked.

not deep, or dark but I've never told anybody
>be stupid kid
>snakes in the backyard
>pick one up
>want to make it a pet
>had empty aquarium tank I was going to use
>holding snake in left hand going to enter house
>look away for a second
>snake was biting me
>biting my wrist pretty ferociously
>knew about poisonous snakes so I kind of freaked out
>pushed against his head to remove fangs
>teeth out of hand
>swung snake around by tail like nunchuck practice, and hit him against the wall of the house and against trees and shit until it was dead
>too scared to tell parents
>kept that shit to myself all day
>thinking to myself "maybe I won't die from snake poison"
>didn't die from snake poison
>many years later I'm not even sure it was a poisonous snake
>still an insane thing to do
I kept that shit to myself because I was such a fucking crippled introvert and hated talking because the end result was usually getting mocked by brothers or yelled at by parents so I didn't bother.

I hold my shit for days

My Gamertag is Zomb1e Pwner and I swat people

>Killed a human being

Ive been fapping using my sils clean underwear and putting them back so she can wear them cum soaked and I get so hard thinking that she is working, walking around the house, sleeping, etc and i resort to fapping more until all her bras and panties are cum soaked. I think she know but idk

Try giving them a little help?
Extra potassium maybe?

I'm into cuckolding and watch my girl get fucked. Doing it again in 3 days.

Kek

One time I pooped in the little door at the bottom of a Coke machine and somebody stuck their hand in it.

I'm a 37 year old married man desperate to get my cock sucked
>mfw never had a blowjob

Venom...plz user

I am in a serious relationship (9 years) and living together with her, but I cheated more than 20 times on her. I love her to death but I want always more and new girls, right now I have 6 side chicks and 2 female friends with benefits.

Underrated post

im boarderline autistic

ive never been cuddeled

i have a crush on the guy im fucking

ive sold my booty a few times

i want to join the army

i loooove being a little bitch trap boi

i have no real friends

ive done many types of drugs

im slowly getting into debt

>ive done many types of drugs
>im slowly getting into debt
Maybe switch it up a little champ

I have diabetes but literally nobody knows

Are you very fat? If so they can probably guess.

My nephew does that too... Why?
Sometimes we find his crap hidden somewhere around the house,. Wtf?

> (You)
>Are you very fat? If so they can probably guess.
No. Im only 12 stone at 5'11"

MODS

Kek

Fuck off with those communist measurements.

What, stone or feet?

Fucked my sister when we where younger, she was passed out drunk, i was 14 she 18

Is it type 2? Why does no one know?

I'm 20, in a long term relationship with a hot girl my age, but I'm in love with an 11 year old family friend.

I have pedophilia, but am too afraid to act upon these urges. I'm also incestuous.

Yes its type 2 i had an almost exclusively sugar based diet untill i hit 16. Reason nobody knows is because i never told them

That sounds like a pretty shitty childhood, user. How old are you now?

kys and do the world a favor

Story user? Did you enjoy it? Is she hot? Is she furry!?

Im 19 on the 26th this month but no my childhood was great and i was never really fat

I like pineapple on my pizza