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Meh. It 404d.

>Ask a medic anything.
>trips get any game on steam under 20 usd
>I recommend inside
>Ask me anything.
>Pic related. Last one I used.

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I had ambulance gore but I deleted it. Might be able to get some from some friends.

>333

Get.

whats the worst shit youve seen?

Bermp

>L1ons

If you've seen my other threads. So far. It's motorcycle vs guard rail. Multiple amputations and multiple skull fractures.

>/id/mexican7hunder ark if for sale, or most popular game at $20
Anything that made you feel sick? Deaths? Thoughts after you witness death?

can u get drugs narcotics from work and no one would miss it or know bout it and also how much and what exactly?

heres a sick shirt i found for ur effort

Your workspace looks like the office of Jigsaw. Any plans on making the next Saw sequel come to life?

Do you enjoy your job at least? Does all the shit you have to see get to you at times?

If you had one superpower what would it be?

Bugs. Everyone is different. Bugs make me vomited.

Why are you guys so blunt? I had dogs attack me and the EMTs were total dicks also trips get

I have access to narcotics. Yes. Stealing them? No. Schedule 1s are locked the fuck down. One goes missing and it becomes federal. Best bet is robbing an ambo on scene. Which you'd be caught within seconds.

Any incident involving bugs?

If you had to choose between losing both your arms or both your legs which would you choose.

Love my job. I go to a shrink once a month just to decompress. Works for me. Really.

Pass through walls. I'd be rich.

Your mileage may vary. We really aren't cocks. But a lot are. We are blunt because your dog bite was probably nothing compared to the gun shot the the head that ended up living.

are u allowed to take selfies with injured/deded people?

OP never give up on your dreams and maybe one day you can be an actual doctor.

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First dark souls or dead by daylight

Yes. Nasty fucker let bugs eat their foot. So. Fucking. Gross. I just wrapped the shit and said the hospital will fix ya right up. Nasty. Vomit enducing shit.

Legs. Wheelchairs are awesome.

reroll

666

777

No. Hippa.

Good majority of ER docs were medics. Thanks though.

do it

Rolling for no steam giveaway.

cum

888

Im also bumping for no steam giveaway, fuck these beggars.

cumjhy

I know I know I'm a selfish cunt
999

What made you want to be a medic OP?

Inside was definitely better than Limbo

I honestly don't care. I do it in hopes a poorfag wins.

in case trips, here's steam steamcommunity.com/id/Commando3

What's the goryest thing you've seen on the job?

Thanks if you do deliver OP
Also, what is this thread exactly about?

SHIEEEET
Tyrone.jpg
Because im to lazy to google the picture

I wanted to help people. Always loved seeing ambo Wizz by. Decided I wanted to try it and loved it ever sense.

OP agrees

It's your day buddy, but only when op is not a fag

Just to ask questions about my job. Maybe inspire someone to be a medic. And maybe reward a poorfag begger with a game.

CHECKED

What is that stain on the wall?

Is it true that nurses are hoes and doctors bang them all the time in the empty rooms??

Nice trips. On a phone. So gimme a min.

Winrar

You're a desperate mother fucker ain't ya

if trips give to this desperate nigger

What wall?

Yes

I can't believe this guy predicted his own trips
Fucking lucky poorfags

bastard

695457111 here
OP still not added to talk about the game, maybe one OP will deliver

Ok so in this scenario you are in your ambulance rushing to a scene where a car crash had just occurred and as you arrive to the scene you crash. you make it out of the crash unscathed and completely uninjured, but your partner is in bad shape. Do you save your lifelong partner or the two people who were just in the car crash?

The wall in the pic

Hello, my ankle started hurting after I took a step and I think I'm dying. Please run code to aid me. Also I am 80 years old.

Just realized 999 won for no give way. Giving to 111 because fuck you.

Post pics of nurses youve banged fag

QUICK user THE PATIENT IS CODING I'M ESTABLISHING AN AIRWAY YOU ___________?

No hard feelings OP
But also Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

Pain :,

Working on steam for phone. Gonna take a bit.

Triage. Black red yellow green.

Nah

Medic OP Inbound

worst incident youve responded to

Tilt your head sideways and you'll see a clearer picture buddy

that's a good one

Why would you be rich? If you pass through walls you can take anything with you. And what level EMT are you? B, I, M or P?

user, why don't people just let their blood run out as if they were donating it (with the needle connected to a cord) instead of cutting they wrists?

You have a nice day sir

roll

Your lifelong Medic Friend is a Red, And the other two in the car crash are Yellow. By the time you save your medic friend the other two will be dead, vice versa.

Medic. EMT-P

Does the p stand for pussy?

...

Fuck me trips galore

shhhh

Medic is military, paramedic is civilian.

EMT-"Pretty sure I should have been an FF/Medic instead"

what's funny is that most of these trips aren't adding there steam id's so it can't be used

Ok diffrent scenario OP, You are on a plane headed to Los Angeles. The plane is carrying Crates of exotic poisonous snakes. When an on board assassin releases all the snakes. Everyone on board is bitten. Who do you save and how?

Hey man, I'm the 999 guy
I'll give you a steam key in return
system shock 2
dead effect
xotic pack
dino d day
the darkness 2
or Spec ops the line
pick one

Does ff stand for fucking faggot?

i adjust my extra thick cock, walk over and save them all.

yah no, it's mine bruv

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morrowind

op best day on the job?

I guess I'll just have to roll another day...
I kind of hate you

I'm about to be homeless can I sleep on your couch for a week? I need to dip out of town anyways I have gained to many enemies. Anyways have a good one Sup Forumsro stay safe

but.. i love you tho

Please I'm curious

oh shit, checked

Jesus all these trips, Op is gonna have to start sucking dick on the side to pay for all these video games.

You're just jealous that we can cook.

I just had a blood test done, the baso % was 9.5, the norm is 0 - 2.
Is it leukemia?

I'm sorry user, my love for vidya overtakes my faggotry
no luv for u

male, 48, recent heart attack and bypass surgery. woke up in middle of night having trouble breathing.

showing labored breathing, complains he can't get enough air, unable to speak except in short bursts between breaths. breating rate high. blood pressure 176/102, pulse 102.

what's wrong and treatment

I'll make you love me

Hola OP, 2nd year med student here, really interested in ER. What're your thoughts on ER docs?

k
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will op delivar the vidya

reroll

Dont, quickest burnout rate for physicians is in the ER.

wow I got trips