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This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers and is looking forward to playing with Connor McDavid.

>rags

Pulju is happy to go to Edmonton because:
>drafted by lumbus, has to live in shithole Ohio til his elc is up and hopefully gets traded
>plays under muh grit shotblock coach, unable to flex his offensive prowess

>plays in Edmonton for 1 year, blows competition away stealing the Calder
>traded for defense to a better team

It's much better for him this way

>laffs
>rags
>hasb

>cantcups
>flimmy flammies
>boilers
>jest

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>It wasn’t even close. Dead last in five of six categories and second last in the other. The Jim Benning era has been the highest form of entertainment for every fanbase outside of Vancouver and an occasional gift giving event for some teams. The team is lost, with zero direction. They’re one of the league’s worst teams and somehow find themselves close to the salary cap. They’ve made a habit of losing every trade they’ve made recently. They’ve signed questionable deals meant to make them competitive when it’s clear to just about everyone else they’re anything but. There is simply no reason to be confident in what the Vancouver Canucks are doing right now.

OUR YEAR

Thats not Lucic and RNH

>oilels

shit I forgot them

>tfw one of the few teams that didn't go full retard during free agency

>200 fans
>30 teams
>not 200 fans per team, but just 200 respondents total

lol what

Do you guys think Auston Matthews is a nice guy?

Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
MacKinnon: "Getting Colborne for as little as we got him for is pretty amazing. I can’t believe Calgary didn’t qualify him." #Avs #Flames

nigga look like he a pig

/heem/ crossposters out

th for anime

>NHL can’t crack Top 50 most valuable sports franchises

FURPUCK BTFO

That is pretty retarded, he had 44 points last year

Has a pretty cute gf desu

list link?

>tfw bwownposting will never make a comeback

You know what they say about nice guys

Do people actually think Auston is a generational talent though?

As a laffs fan, no. People use that word way too freely. Connor Mcdavid and Sidney Crosby are the only generational talents of the last 15 years. I guess you could argue ovechkin is also.

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At least get >rags in

No lol

Erik Karlsson?

>snes

>4th wing
>gen talent
Lol

post pic

snes pls
Great player though

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Ekblad could be generational depending on his development IMO

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holy shit this autism

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>tfw you'll never finally kill yourself

Just go to his instagram. The only reason I looked was because I thought he was gay no joke.

[insert elite young defencemen] could be generational depending on his development IMO xD

your gaydar sucks then faggot

You can do it bro

The bleach is under the sink

Epic meme bro. You got me good dude!

>Hongcouver

Name a single one to play 20 minutes a night at age 18
Go ahead I'll wait nigger

...

>Noah Hanifin
Wow that was hard

>I will never be this mad at the internet

>17:54
Looks like it was too hard for you, you inbred rested

>He's unironically a fan of this team

lel

Good post

>ekblad 16:13 on March 29 2014-2015 season
Get fucked you idiot

Check high test gf in the background.

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Looks like you're wrong again you fucking shitstain mongrel

>Mild
>fans

>His team's proudest achievements are >president's trophies and giving Messier a retirement home

L E L
E
L

Nice meme

He's not wrong though the mild haven't won anything
Inb4 cantpucks fan

The hypocrisy is funny desu. Only team in Canada less relevant is Ottawa

>Mild """""""fans""""""" inexplicably angry at the generosity of a superior, more successful franchise
>that generosity being the only thing keeping Dallas from having TWO hockey teams

Jets too
But the mild are objectively less relevant than the Canucks

>implying I'm a Pedosota fan
>Implying you're not redirecting out of massive asshurt over how shit your team is

KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK

>lose game at home
>burn city down
Is hongcouver the niggerest canadian city?

Leave Austown alone

>mild fans in charge of being fans of the mild

This is why your franchises fail

>spewing insensate asspain on the internet

This is why your franchises deserve to fail

Remember that time the Senetards took Alex Daigle over Pronger/Kariya?

Lel.

vittu vittu vittu

>Being so dumb he doesn't realize he's going into Oiler territory in two years when the twins are gone
>He has to console himself by shitting on other teams
>HIs city will never EVER EVER win a stanley cup

LEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>implying this year isn't Vancouver's year
>implying the mild didn't narrowly escape relocation to Las Vegas

poor mildbro, I will feel bad as your team gets cucked out of the playoffs yet again

>implying I'm a mild fan
>implying we didn't spend the last 20 years running this clownshow

Enjoy being FOREVER irrelevent LEL

Vancouver won't make the playoffs for a while desu lad

>Florida taxes

It's obviously a big reason why their teams are competetive. Good management people too but still.

Finland

Ducks will be a wildcard (maybe)

>mild fans bandwagoning Detroit just as it begins its decade-long streak of irrelevance

You guys are truly cursed

> team leaving where there are literally the most nordics in the states

wew

Can't wait for you to win the inaugural buttman cup

hail veli

just got in from work and blasted this

youtube.com/watch?v=_evWHvNh_H0

Detroit is getting relocated desu, too many niggers to be sustainable

>isäm maa

youtube.com/watch?v=44XsqXyv0-g

Holy shit I have a great idea, do we have any Photoshop meme masters around?

Don't forget it's gonna happen again this year fags.

uhhh it already happened in that state dummy
>state of hockey
>no cups

pretty gnarly never got into any "metalcore" finn bands, ill listen to more. kinda imp. naz., bodom, amorphis, moonsorrow, etc.

sniper-isanmaa was actually next on autoplay

youtube.com/watch?v=wqeV-4NmYUk

>1993

I think the fans just stopped supporting the canacuck more than their team

>state of hockey
>lost a team to texas

>not supporting a team because of a canadian
a bit redundant IMO

Reminder that goons are counter unproductive to winning, have no place in modern hockey, and are only championed by immature fans with low IQ's.

...

t. Gary Bettman

Stam1na and older Mokoma are the best Finnish bands. Kuoleman Laulukunnaat is probably the best Finnish metal album there is. Uudet Kymmenen Käskyä, Raja and Viimeinen Atlantis are up there too.

your chart proves nothing
plus hits is an incredibly flawed statistic and different in ever barn

Not an argument.

the most underrated player in the NHL. With solid team he would have won the cup.

The chart speaks for itself. You can ignore the data or grow up and accept it.

>kings hit a lot
>win two cups in 2012 and 2014
Youre a fucking retard

No, but it is a meme.

Checkmate, atheists.

nah get ready to get bounced at the last second by don the madman and his rag tag crew of "hockey players"

Just like >Bombston did this year?

Lel

Shoo shoo dirty jew.

this year you actually will my smelly dumb pizza loving chum

>Not even icing real NHL players
>Expecting to win anything
>His best d-man is a 7 foot dinosaur pylon hybrid