Why is german bread so hard and disgusting? I can't believe these people conquered europe eating this shit

Why is german bread so hard and disgusting? I can't believe these people conquered europe eating this shit.

>hard

They sell this where I live and its problem is it just falls apart, it's like a cracker

it is good bread, they like their seeds and grains

they also use plenty of butter so that helps

Sissy GOOK bois and their weak&heavily altered crooked JAWS can't handle GERMAN bread for real MEN

Because you're weak Asians

Because you're allergic to healthy things

>they don't eat knekkebrod everyday

>Knekkebrod
Kys Pajeet

?

because wheat doesn't grow well in cold climates

Pic related is god-tier though

>genuine
I doubt

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that's what we use as hot dog buns tho, pic related are proper ones you'd find at the baker's

I like this bread. It's called 'Munich'. One of my favs.

Had them served for breakfast as well across the country.

It's healthy, very filling and gives you a manly jawline. What's not to like about it!?

>german food

Not the most sophisticated but it's bretty gud.
Pretty well Man-tier food.

Asian '''food''''

>MOM GET ME SOME INSTANT NODRRES

this shit is great with ham or cheese though, also it doesn't really fall apart that easy.

hearty, full of carbs, good bit of fiber, last some time. Everything you want for conquest. What is amazing is that America beat Germany eating wonder bread;

Coming from a country that eats fermented rotten veggie and octopus alive.

>Conquered Europe

2 wars 2 losses m8

It's very nutritious though, way better for you than the white French and Anglo cotton shit.

got their asses handed to them for a reason.

The Germans tend to bite off more than they can chew