this guy is hitting on my girlfriend, and i don't know what to do, she says she will never cheat on me, but that guy is way better looking than me
I wish i was strong enough to beat the shit out of him, but i'm really skinny
how long does it take to get as strong as this guy, going to the gym 7 days a week?
>she says she will never cheat on m
she already has
just buy a rifle you faggot
OP just shoot him and pick up the cartridge
chances are bodybuilders have no clue how to fight, join an mma gym you'll learn real self defence and build confidence
if shes really into you like you think she is, then she would explain to the dude that she isnt interested and hopefully he'd get the point. if not, then let her be a hoe. not much you can do. if you have to change yourself to keep her, she aint worth keeping.
Wake up 9 in the morning everyday, eat sweet potato and chicken, fuck the aerobics, whey, malto, gluta and other stuff.
>dealing with your feelings through violence
How exactly are you better than isis?
Ummm...never dude. If you're going to roid like this dude you will grow fast
Still won't look like this, faggot. He's on a shit load of roids.
im not
have sex with him, that'll teach him
>Dealing with your feelings with feelings
How exactly are you not a faggot?
Fuck gf, this guy is way more into you
So Leo Stronda is hitting on your your girlfriend?
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Bruh real shit, he's on so much roids its actually mad unattractive. She wont do shit.
His dick must be fucking tiny.
Chemical Warfare.
>Find somebody with AIDS
>Chloroform rag them to sleep and steal some of their blood
>Chloroform rag this faggot and inject him with AIDS blood
>stop fucking your girlfriend completely
>wait to see if she starts getting sick
>????
>Profit
In life you need to worry less, look at situation as a great opportunity to take out the trash if it presents itself, it will present itself has a cheating partner who is dishnoest and that you can't trust, until that happens OP, just keep on rocking.
Maybe she likes him because he is more emotionally available than you are. It may not have to do with the looks at all. His cock could be 2 inches and she could still be happy with him.
Maybe you suck.
Run towards him screaming "BIIIR" he'll just leave you and your gf alone.
Ah I see. Well in that case there's a whole thing where society is trying to remove the shit stain that is people like you out of the general population. Could you please fuck off?
just deport him
kek
Wow that was hurtful, could you not?
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Beat her until she can't walk, then lock her up in your sex dungeon, I bet roid boy doesn't have the key ;)
>tfw you want to be fresh, edgy, and creative; but you're dumb as shit.
Strength has nothing to do with a fight, besides a balaclava and a hammer are like $20
>learn MMA to fight and gain confidence
Lmaoooo underage detected. MODSSS GET EMM.
If you're going to the gym 7 days a week and still skinny then stop going to exercise, go to fucking lift. 2-3 hours a day, 7 days a week, doing Power Cleans, Squats, Dead Lift, Bench Press, Shoulder Press, Bicep Curls, Dips, etc. With a weight that will actually make you work would make you bigger than that dude in like 2 months. You'd need rest days though.
Well that's to be expected, very hurtful.
Would you be interested in being isolated from the general population and live alongside the people who share your ideologies? I believe Australia was a huge success.
This is bait. But join a boxing club OP youre most likely a fat neckbeard so it wouldnt hurt you. Boxing will actually help you in a fight unless you want to get on the ground and touch dicks like those UFC faggots. user is a child obviously, you gonna get that b& kiddo.
establish dominance and suck his dick
no
well boxing doesn't teach how to knock someone out with a tornado kick dead to the fucking skull, so hes got somewhat of a point. user still b& though
Ah yes, Sup Forums: the bastion of intelligence and the complete opposite of shit posting to OP's made up story
Might take a few years but if youre confident she won't cheat on you don't sweat it.
It sounds like your problem isn't him being stronger than you but you not having enough self confidence to handle the situation
Oh..Well in that case I really hope it's not me or anyone related to me that gets hurt when you decided to act violently to vent your feelings. Best of luck to you, friend.
real talk now,what is more important to you fighting that guy or keeping your girl, if 1 then you have 3 options, go do mma and beat the shit out of him, buy a gun and shoot him or do some overly complicated shit to attack him,keep in mind that those might result on her breaking up whit you, if 2 do not give a fuck about him and focus on being a good boyfriend make your girl happy please her to climax during sex, be someone whose character is worth more than anything he has to offer or do nothing and expect for the best and accept the worst , last thing if she leaves you is because she wants something better, if you do 2 and she stills leaves you you are better off whitout her
You tried and you failed. There's no shame in that, friend. You pick yourself up and try again later.
you will never be able to compete against this guy a rope cost cheap cash and is even free if you ask a relative
dont go to work tomorrow if you live in North Carolina, some of you are alright
Buy the guy coke and he'll do whatever you say.
>how long does it take to get as strong as this guy, going to the gym 7 days a week?
Quite a while. You know what does not take long, strolling up alongside him and smashing his knee sideways with a crowbar. Not too many people understand this, but a knee does not bend sideways
ya dig?
okay I'll try again
>OP just bee yourself bruh
Get a gun. You'll be 9mm times stronger than him.
yep
I do appreciate the heads up.
Farewell user.
you'll see me on the news infidel, allah akbar
I see that you're flustered and the way you're dealing with is similar to a skunk. Instead of stinks you spew sarcasm. It's cute my friend, never change.
hey, keep beeing yourself bruh
Well, his face fucking sucks. If your face is better, then you might have a chance.
Also, his character is probably fucked.
not too long, maybe 6-8 years
show em what you're working with
pop a viagra then walk up to him in gym shorts and look him straight in the eye
Unless she has a history of being a slut, don't even stress OP.
9/10 girls find a body that jacked to be unattractive and his cock head attitude won't do him any favours either.
By all means get fit, she will appreciate your effort and likely reciprocate, but focus on being yourself and i'm sure she will stick around
Triple 6
pistol grip
let it rip
fuckin dump the whole clip
blast a bitch ass off pussy
That guy looks like ripped E.T., OP. Tell his alien ass to phone home.
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fighting isn't about muscle mass bro, it's about being trained and tough
Hit em!
9am? do you consider that early? who the fuck wakes up at 9am unless they're fighting a hangover?
bait.
if not: when it matters, strength doesn't mean shit. No muscle works with a broken supporting bone, a severed tendon, or a decent wound. Strength only counts when you're wrestling. Kick his fucking kneecaps in and stomp on his throat while he's down. Fuck him. Fuck anyone who looks like him. Fuck the police, fuck the world, and fuck YOU you goddamn musclebound motherfucker, all that gym work and the only difference between who lives and dies between us, is who loses their balance first......
but you know, bait
>Use the cowardly long distance stapler to protect yourself from the mean man
You honestly didn't look up a single answer to your question before posting this, did you? There are faaar better resources on this topic than Sup Forums. Go use them.
found the gym dude. Get a hobby that actually makes you an interesting person instead of a shallow narcissist that will never get the girl. Your body will never compensate for your ugly face and lack of talent and charisma.
Ah, one of those people. Nice to see you here, you skinnyfat fagass.
I'm sorry you haven't amounted to much in life.
If he's saying go to the gym 7 days a week for 2-3 hours, he's clearly not a gym dude and he doesn't even. Muscles get stronger on rest days, not by taking a trip to snap city.
OP's post specifically states he wants to get big enough to beat the shit out of him
>calls out user for being violent
>I didn't know they made people this retarded these days
The OP photo is roided up though you stupid fuckhuman.
Hella bait
He says you need rest days at the end of the post though
this is true
perhaps not with him....
but most likely
I think the 7 days was more referring to that the OP said he went 7 days a week
he's actually ugly lmao
Steroids :^)
it already happened user
Looks like I hit a nerve- +1 for me
true
for some reason this response is sooo cliché, she would only answer this if she already has cheated on you
Just say he has a small dick bro.
Burn him alive make him beautiful with fire
He looks familiar. First letter of his name?
>2 months
>bigger than harambe the roided up gorilla
mate thought you knew what you were tlaking about until you said that.
yeah bruh overtraining gets you swole af