It's 7AM. You walk outside on your way to work, and pass your neighbor Tyrone.
"Wonderful weather we are having" says Tyrone.
"Y-you too" you reply.
>Dubs decides what happens
It's 7AM. You walk outside on your way to work, and pass your neighbor Tyrone
Give Tyrone candy then head to work
Investigate Tyrone, ask if he's seen my wife's son recently.
Walk to work, fantasizing about Tyrone shitting in your mouth.
Look Tyrone dead in the eyes, pull pants down and shit all over the sidewalk without breaking eye contact
go to work
Head to work before you're late
What should I do?
>tyrone approaches
>you sweat nervously
>he bends you over
>starts raping you
>qtgf watches from the window smiling
das it
You show up at work, still 30 mins early, fantasizing about Tyrone. Then, your hot co-worker Samantha approaches.
"Hey user, how are you?" she says.
>Dubs
Give her wallet in exchange for bathroom bjs
do your fucking job
(welding shit together
(literal shit))
Ask for a promotion from bosd
>Sorry Samantha, I'm a bit busy right now but let's talk during lunch, okay?
>clock in
>walk back outside and to the nearest ATM
>withdraw $5,000
Bathroom
missed trips
roll
roll q
Roll
(way to ignore the dubs)
Say "ayyy bb u want sum fuk?"
Roll
>Scream "Watch this!"
>Pull down pants
>Grab water cooler bottle and start chugging the whole thing while masturbating.
r2
You ask her to follow you and you shit in her mouth screaming "I AM TYRONE"
This
Rolling for this now
Fuck the guy next to her.
>trips
Pull down pants, take a shit in your hands and start assaulting everyone in the office with a shit barrage.
Stab her with your keys
Roll
...
Do it
kek
ops thread has turned to shit
I'm going afk to get some food, I'll come back and see how this turns out
Sure has
You tell Samantha to follow you to the other room, and she does. You tell her to close her eyes, and lay on the floor, and she follows your orders.
You then jump on a stool.
"I AM TYRONE" you chant.
>Dubs decides
...
You do a handstand and fly through the roof of the office by doing Chun-Li's helicopter kick from Street Fighter 2
samantha decides to seek the so called Tyrone and befriend him to see if his shit tastes better
Winrarrr
...
>420 blaze it faggot
TRIPS CONFIRMED.
You get a candle a light it and put it above your ass and let the candle wax drip into you, pretending it's tyrones man milk
You are now on the roof. There is an orange cat up there.
>Dubs
take the cat, jump off the roof, and fuck it while falling
I got dubs before the post, can I still have my post used?
throw wallet to lure the jewish cat away and the key to unlock secret door to tyrone's basement
you wipe your ass with cat as you jump from the roof
Usually in these threads OP only follows dubs made after the image was posted.
You perform the Dragon Ball Fusion dance with the cat becoming a fearsome super pussy warrior..
You shove your phone up the cats ass
Suddenly tyrone shows up, naked, black cock erect 10 inches, and he tells you "PULL DEWN YER SHORTZ" while strechting his nigger dick far enough to wrap around your lag
Pull the cat's mask off to reveal that the cat is actually Tyrone.
Teehee, roll for this.
Also you jump off the roof and land on the street.
Call down star radiation to turn the cat into super cat, and fight crime around the city under the name.. Hardy Dick and Super Pussy.
guys, be creative we want this to leade somewhere dont we?
Rolling for this kek
name get: Jason Fitz
Rolling
You jerk off onto the cat
Roll
FUSION!
you kill yourself. the end
Fuck the cat and then go home.
this lol
Hell yeah!
Fuck the cat in the ass :/
pick up cat into inventory use phone to call UFO secret service and say "Its done"
Do it you won't
you give the candy to the and it transforms into a loli?
You discover that the cat is the reincarnation of Adolph Hitler.
He jumps on your back like Master Blaster hands you an MP40 and commands you to start the race war by gunning down Tyrone.
rolling for this
Cat shits in your mouth screaming I am tyrone
Get mugged by the cat
Dubs gubs
Fuck that garfield nigga in its bunghole
Roll For the fatherland!
Trips checked
WINRAR
Kek rolling for this
Quads confirmed
QUADS ;_;
Reroll
It's quads dipshit
Tyrone flies up there and gangbangs the cat with you Tyrone in ass and you in mouth
New fag detected
Shit in the cats mouth while crying about tyrone being at home alone
Roll fur der fuhrer
I feel like this is probably from a game.
Melody Hensley.
I'd hatefuck her asshole into oblivion.
Win!
You Take the Sniper rifle on the roof and aim at someone
b is full of homos
OP pls
You chop up the cat, go home and eat it with Tyrone and your Chinese friend name Calen
Apparently, this wasn't just any cat, it was a magic cat. It mind controls you into stepping to the left and opening your mouth up. It then flies over you and releases its bowels.
"MROWWW TYRONE" it says.
>DUBS
u then fuck the cat in its magic butthole and it gives u magic powers
Lets try it again.
And make sure the cat has the right mustache.