Help a Sup Forumsrother out. I think my girlfriend is cheating...

Help a Sup Forumsrother out. I think my girlfriend is cheating, can you guys send her shit and snapchat and see if she actually is. You can keep any nudes you get from her. SC:Sadclownfish

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>you can keep any nudes

Can we? Gee thanks.

Go fuck yourself

Wtf. Who is this? That's my brother's sc name motherfucker

I hope you're not serious

Listen OP, just get her phone look through everything (Texts, snap, whatever she may have) and ask her if she's cheating on you

Sad clown
>kek, kys faggit

Busted! Or is he? Are you? In a place where almost everybody is anonymous, whether it's truth or not, very few things can be taken at face value.

NOW THAT'S NOT COOL MAN. That is my son's snapchat, who the fuck are you calling my son a brother. He is an only child.

WOAH MAN, THATS MY FUCKIN DAUGHTERS BEST FRIEND YOURE TALKIG ABOUT. DONT CALL HIM YOUR SON OR YOUR BROTHER AGAIN

What the fuck guys, that's my dad's snapchat. He was orphaned as a boy when a gunman killed his parents outside a theater. He doesn't have parents or siblings.

Don't you ever talk to me or my son again.

Unless you want trouble, never talk about my wife's son like that ever again. I'm a first degree red belt and I don't let people disrespect the people I provide for.

SadClownfish here; Cece is that you?

I like to cum on lampshades and let the cum slowly evaporate by the heat and let my apartment smell like cum

This is my grandfathers brothers former college roommates great nieces snapchat

SadClownfish here again. Sorry, first time on Sup Forums. But I highly doubt my sister is on here.

Old baits are old faggot.

WTF U GOD DAMN LIAR. THAT IS MY GFS GRANDFSTHERS SNAPCHAT. He is a butler to a very wealthy guy , who's parents were shot in an alley.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Sup Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Sup Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

>but to must of us

might want to fix that faggot

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.