What is the most painless suicide method?

What is the most painless suicide method?

Drowning

carbon monoxide poisoning.

old age in your sleep

pure helium
most is mixed with oxygen to prevent this

fuck yourself

Being a faggot like OP for 80 years.

getting a 9-5 job.

Helium suffocation

>/thread
>/OP

Jerking yourself to death whilst an Asian woman dominates you with her smelly feet that have been in work shoes all day.

Living.
Don't do it breh!

nice dubs

Hydrogen cyanide.

how?

Crushed hemlock root and water

Mix that together, walk around your bed and itll slowly creep up your body and youll die within 13 minutes. You wont feel it of course... Sophocles didnt feel it

Carbon monoxide/ pure helium inhalation
Shooting yourself
Jumping off the really high building

this

someone have more/sauce of girl in OP?

Toothpaste.

that's not painless at all

Lo

probably shotgun to head, you'll instantly die so won't feel shit

(girl) do you think I'm pretty?
(boy)no
(girl) do u want to be with me forever?
(boy)no
(Girl) would u cry if i walked away?
(Boy) no
She heard enough and was hurt tears ran down her face
Boy grabbed her arm:(boy)your not pretty.....your beutiful
(boy)i dont want to be with u forever.....i need u forever
(boy) i wouldnt cry if u walked away....i would DIE!!!
(boy whispers) plzz stay with me
(girl whispers) i will...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you
Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm tommorow it could be anywhere get redy for the biggest shock.of your life! If u dont post this to
5 comments....
You will have relationship problems for the next ten years

It's pretty numbing let me tell ya. Try working at Taco Bell. It's the slowest suicide ever.

sand/water/oil?

Why u do dis?

Old age

Enjoy. Also call the suicide hotline before you go through with it