Halt, stop scrolling.
This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.
>singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
>even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
>odd dubs: Soviet spy!
>trips: High-ranking official, go through.
>quads: Herr Goebbels. Go as you may.
>quints: None other but the Führer himself!
Achtung!
Innocent German civilian just walking through don't mind me.
ich kommen through!
Heil Hitler!
gutentag
Hey you, that guy with the big nose! You're under arrest!
oy vey
I can go?
I dindu nuffin
Just passing through, kamerad
Heil!
yes sir
Right this way, sir
Oy vey!
A hilarious Jew impression, sir
Come on in.
Go in, herr user. Heil Hitler.
Alright, here.
Greetings fellow nazis
Im honest
Sieg Heil.
here are my papers
oh hai!
Heil
Don't mind me, humble soldier walking through...
Meow
Roll
Heil Hitler.
...
good goyim passing through
>be cool, be cool
Sure, here's your papers, chaps.
Your numbers indicate otherwise, jude.
Into the shower get.
Israeli settlements in Palestine are perfectly legitimate.
Just passing through
underrated
Roll
i aint no commie
rawlin
Glory to the Fatherland
hahahaa
Guten Tag Mein Comra.... Friend. I am loyal german citizen. Please allow me to be passing. Sag Heel
Sieg heil, friends.
>border
i'm exactly in the middle of germany
its me, taylor. heil hitler
Roll
Heil.
Did you burn the pizza again?
Nein
I heil only to deustchland.
Deutscheland über alias!
You must have me mistaken for someone else.
Great joke sir
cigarette?
Nein
just where a spy would be... Arrest him guards!!!
He is of being Jew! Be disposing of him. I am only citizen of Mothe- I mean Fatherland.
No jude here
Shit ya caught me
innocence?
Evening fellow Germanics.
Hiel
it's funny because i was actually born in soviet russia and live in germany now
I am pure Aryan
Sieg Heil!
did someone order pizza?
Free pork - Jew biggest dilemma
just passing threw ohhh some pennys!
it is imperative that you let me pass
Cigar sir?
All of you. You are under arrest.
Guten morgen. Bitte let me in ja. Danke. Totally real German Officer. Totally not a cat.
Sächlich
A Soviet Kike? In MY neighborhood? Time for the good ol Shake N Bake.
Jewrat kys
Soviet ftw
fuck
cyka
Heil Hitler!
I must pass through.
hello good sirs
Please please let me through
No jews here, sir! Please let me pass now!
let me through
Crush the Bolshevik scum.
Just buying beer, don't mind me
Heil Hitler
shit
I am but a humble orange jews maker.
i must pass inmediately
Sie. To jail you go.
0 is neither even or odd.. Is this a jewish soviet spy?
hey guys, dont mind me.
No please, der hast been misunderstanding. I am no dirty juden. I will give you 50 shekels to help der furer in his war effort. The best 25 shekels you will ever see. Can the furer use 10 more shekels? Here sir, all five shekels to my name. May I pass now?
Zero is even, Dumkomf
let me pass
ich
...
ICH MUSS SCHON MAL!
i dindu nuffin
Howdy
...
nothing to see here
Fuck niggers
Let the Fuhrer through
Just passing through
Guten Tag Herr Oficier!