Advice thread? I don't know what to do, I don't feel love anymore, I don't want to have sex...

Advice thread? I don't know what to do, I don't feel love anymore, I don't want to have sex. Women mean as much to me as men. I'm sick of trying to please a girl, I'm sick of meeting somebody who seems okay, but they turn out to be actually insane. Its horrific what I've experienced, if enough intrest I might greentext some shit. A lot of guys would say "All my exes are nuts" but in my case its true aside from one girl who was absolutely perfect but I let her slip away.

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>Women mean as much to me as men
So you're bisexual
It's okay user nothing to be ashamed of

I meant that they're both sexually unappealing at this point.

Looks like someone's in the closet

No, I've never been sexually attracted to men, nor romantically. Its not something I'm comfortable with, however I don't have any problems with other men being gay. I'm pretty sure I might be asexual.

How recent was this perfect girl?

Andy?

bumpin

also feel ya op

About two years ago. She was the one girl I've ever truely loved, only girl I've ever been happy with, not worried that she's nuts or that she's lost interest, she makes me feel happy and complete but I don't know where we were going. I loved her to death, and I know she cared about me, sometimes I felt like a fuck up when I tried to help her, but even so I'd always be there for her, and sometimes I felt unappreciated, but I never felt used or unhappy, and I never got the feeling she didn't care about me. We both had zero sexual interest so its kinda hard to know what we really wanted from eachother unless we're directly saying it. Which is definitely nice, the honesty and truth.

:(

Greentext pls OP

Nope ^^ I know a bloke named Andy but he's gay and cockwhipped by another friend.

Hi.
There was no perfect girl, just one who was better than the others.
You are sick of shit girls
not shit girls don't fall into your lap (unless you're a fuckin babe(probably not feelsbadman))
dont worry about it.
go hang out with other people and learn how to not worry about shit
cool thanks good luck.

Damn lol

Could be aromantic or asexual. I know this is Sup Forums so that'll probably get shrugged off but might as well put it out there

First nuts bitch I ever dated went a bit like this.
>"I have multiple personalities."
>Uh... oh. Okay.
>"One of them is a demon from hell! Her dad is the devil"
>What the fuck.
>*mind you she was 18, before hand seemingly fully sane.*
>Long story short this bitch had 8 different personalities and one of them didn't like me
>She basically used that one to pick fights with me and cry about it later.
>I tried to tough it out because I kinda wanted to help her but after a certain point I couldn't fucking take that shit any more.
>The bitch also cheated on me with my *at the time* best bro, and she blamed it on one of her fucking personalities.
>She also fucked me like a mad man until I basically got drained, like nothing would come out and I'd feel raw for days

Moar greentext

jesus fuck

How's teen life treating you?

Second girl went a bit like this.
>Be me, starting college and shit
>For some reason I thought it was a good idea to date college girls.
>Start dating girl, call her M.
>Get into it, fall in love, play vidya, all the good shit.
>"I'm a pansexual, I'm sorta like, into everyone ya know."
>Oh cool.
>"Also I'm sorta genderfluid."
>Wait wat. Fuck I can't date her, its against my religion
>inb4 Major Religion, no I follow a cult.
>She starts getting sexy n shit.
>I'll ride the waves for poon.
>Shes a nympho
>Alright.
>We spend a week apart because she went home for spring break and I lived near the college.
>She skypes me over break
>Starts off, barely hear her.
>"Can you see anything?"
>No. Why is it so dark?
>Pulls webcam out of her vagina.
>"Do you like it?"
>holyfuckingshitwhatthefuck
>Yeah. That was hot.
>It always escalates, one time it was in her ass, other times she came on in weird cosplay
>When she came back she fucked me until I passed out.
>She was disappointed a few weeks later when she wasn't pregnant.
>Apparently I'm SUPER impotent because genetics or some shit.
>Week later, shes on the bus.
>Accidentally falls asleep.
>Leans on her guy friends shoulders.
>Calls me later, crying.
>"Sorry. I cheated on you. I leaned on a guy's shoulder."
>Wat. What the fuck. That's not cheating.
>She dumps me anyway because she feels bad and feels like I deserve better
>Thats bullshit but I wasn't complaining because we only played 3 games together and she was probably fucking that guy behind my back
>I felt like she was just looking for a reason to dump me.

bimp

>>Wait wat. Fuck I can't date her, its against my religion
>>inb4 Major Religion, no I follow a cult.
>>Apparently I'm SUPER impotent because genetics or some shit.
>>When she came back she fucked me until I passed out.
This is a 14 years old, that have never had sex.
I totally question your bullshit OP.
This is just fun greentext, but the world simply does not work this way.

Kek, holy fucking shit man. Bumperoni.

You can buy a girl on the internet to try and have sex, did you know that?

Okay, explain then? I don't see whats wrong here.
>Also apparently my cult is somehow wrong?
>Apparently being impotent is wrong?

Spiderman, tear down this thread!

OH fuck You're right my bad. Not impotence, Infertility. I'm infertile.
>Sorry its 3AM

being in a cult is inherently wrong

Well I mean, cult just means culture, its just a religious culture.

Just go your own way. You don't need gynocentric society telling you what to do or what ur worth is!

Bump

I mean, fair enough. Its ironic that feminists make claims about the "Patriarchy' and "Muh Wage Gap." but the problem with society is that its extremely focused on the idea that a man is worthless unless he fucks somebody. Its extremely ironic how focused on the vagina most of society happens to be. Kek.

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Might as well do the shittier greentext about the biggest bitch alive.
>Be me, finally decide after the last two horrific messes, to try once again at love
>Meet gurl, call her P
>cool af
>Loves vidya, steam library has 50 games
>30 in common, never bored.
>Introduce her to my best friend in the entire universe
>This guy is the best fucking bro ever
>He and I have been through some shit, he saved me from killing myself.
>Anyway, P and Bro get along pretty well.
>Bro is happy I finally found a good girl
>All is well.
>No not really.
>Few months in, P is noticeably upset when I hang out with Bro or we hang out with him together
>She takes small digs at him, they sound friendly at first but get kinda mean
>Talk to her about it a bit
>She feels like he spends too much time with me
>But he's my best Bro. He saved my life, I can't just leave him alone, you know that.
> "I know. I'm sorry, I just... I got kinda jealous."
>Few days later
>They started acting chummy again, Bro is happy to be friends with her.
>Bro, being the bro that he is, starts helping her out with her problems, she has a bit of depression and stuff, nothing too serious but he helps her a lot and so do I.
>Months go by, peace, all is well.
>Suddenly out of the blue, she goes off on him
>"You act like I'm a fucking child, you act like I can't help myself." blah blah blah
>Bro saw her as a sister essentially. Suddenly it gets worse.
>She starts playing emotional games with him
>She dodges questions, makes really personal digs at him
>Leaves him in the middle of a serious conversation
>Bro has always had a sort of inferiority complex
>She abuses that against him, makes him feel like he's worthless and contributes nothing
>She uses every personal thing against him
>Meanwhile she keeps playing nice with me.
>Pretending they're all buddy buddy
>Bro isn't forming a wedge with me as she plans
>She gets fucking pissed.
>Goes off at him
>Cont next post.

don't look for love, just look for a girl thats willing to be your fuck hole

>He stopped sending me screenshots because he didn't want to upset me.
>"What are you fucking gay? I know you're like his best friend but you act like you wanna fuck him or something. Maybe you should just fucking kill yourself."
>Bro was suicidal for a long time too, we worked through that together, he starts getting noticeably depressed
>Calls me, sobbing.
>"Dude I'm really sorry. I just, she never did this to you, I didn't want to hurt you, I just... I don't know why. But here, you deserve to know."
>This was the straw that broke the camels back.
>Bring her over, bring Bro over.
>Have a fucking slideshow of the shit
>What the fuck do you have to say for yourself? Why the hell would you EVER do this?
>"I just... I just wanted us to be closer and I felt like Bro was getting in the way on purpose! I didn't want to hurt you but he just..."
>ENOUGH. I don't wanna FUCKING hear it. Its not enough that you hurt him, that you played mind games with him, that you tried to drive a wedge between us, but you also had the nerve. THE GODDAMN NERVE to tell him to kill himself? I don't wanna see you around my fucking house again, I don't wanna ever have to breathe the same fucking air as you again. You make me sick.
>She leaves crying.
>Bro looks at me
>"Dude. I'm so sorry I just..."
>No, you did the right thing, she was toxic as hell, she's a fucking sociopath, she saw you as an enemy and pushed you into the dirt. I won't let somebody like that into my life.
>Hug him, pat his back and stuff
>We keep close, bury the problems she dug up, helped him get back on track.
>Bro is back to his normal self.
>P moved out of town.
>never heard from her again.

Bumperoni

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